Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 13, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 13, 2011, 01:55:59 PM
So my buddy has this girlfriend who can't smell, right? She knows this, everyone knows this. It's great because I don't have to shower when they come over because my friend doesn't care, and she can't care.
Everyone has questions for her to answer, and a main one is "Can you taste?" and she always says, "Yes, of course I can" but my friend and I weren't so sure.
One day he is hanging with her and gets and some garlic pizza. She doesn't know its garlic pizza. And when she eats it, she still thinks its just pizza. He asks her, "Taste the garlic in this?" "No, theres garlic in this?" "Yes, all over it" and then she fucking says "Oh, well, thats fine, garlic is one of those tastes thats really hard to pick up, anyway," and my friend is like "No, no it isn't," She's been pretty fucked up ever since.
Everyone has questions for her to answer, and a main one is "Can you taste?" and she always says, "Yes, of course I can" but my friend and I weren't so sure.
One day he is hanging with her and gets and some garlic pizza. She doesn't know its garlic pizza. And when she eats it, she still thinks its just pizza. He asks her, "Taste the garlic in this?" "No, theres garlic in this?" "Yes, all over it" and then she fucking says "Oh, well, thats fine, garlic is one of those tastes thats really hard to pick up, anyway," and my friend is like "No, no it isn't," She's been pretty fucked up ever since.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: HeinekenClock on September 13, 2011, 02:00:38 PM
Post by: HeinekenClock on September 13, 2011, 02:00:38 PM
You needed to know this so bad you had to try it out instead of letting her think she has a normal sense of taste?
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 13, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 13, 2011, 02:13:37 PM
deja vu man. did you already post this?? :confused:
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: miracle fruit on September 13, 2011, 05:45:33 PM
Post by: miracle fruit on September 13, 2011, 05:45:33 PM
i had a 'friend' in highschool, brendan, had no taste or smell whatsoever. everyone knew as well. every lunchtime he would complain about getting no name brand gatorade knockoffs or w/e and everyone would laugh at him like why the fuck do you even care
he got annoying so one time at a party somebody tried to trick him into taking a shooter of gasoline
i didnt get the details but it didn't work
i think somebody ratted
he got annoying so one time at a party somebody tried to trick him into taking a shooter of gasoline
i didnt get the details but it didn't work
i think somebody ratted
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Slurpee on September 13, 2011, 06:19:58 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 13, 2011, 06:19:58 PM
i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1853124i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep
LMAO
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 13, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 13, 2011, 06:25:12 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1853124i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 06:27:53 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 06:27:53 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1853127
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 13, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 13, 2011, 06:46:13 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1853124i know a girl with no taste shes really into dubstep
oh u
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 13, 2011, 07:35:39 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 13, 2011, 07:35:39 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1852931You needed to know this so bad you had to try it out instead of letting her think she has a normal sense of taste?
You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 13, 2011, 07:36:35 PM
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 13, 2011, 07:36:35 PM
I know a girl with no nose.
how does she smell
terrible.
how does she smell
terrible.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 07:53:23 PM
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 13, 2011, 07:53:23 PM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1853162I know a girl with no nose.
how does she smell
terrible.
I always find it pretty depressing when I see someone who lost his/her nose. It's the one part of the body that keeps you from looking like an alien.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 13, 2011, 08:12:04 PM
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 13, 2011, 08:12:04 PM
but they can then cosplay as the red skull from captain america!
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Slurpee on September 13, 2011, 08:22:57 PM
Post by: Slurpee on September 13, 2011, 08:22:57 PM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1853161You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.
maybe that's how she found out her parents have been lying to her
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 13, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 13, 2011, 08:32:07 PM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1853161You act as if she's gonna be scarred for life now that she knows she doesn't have a normal sense of taste.
She is pretty pissed.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 14, 2011, 08:08:49 AM
Post by: Sinister Clock on September 14, 2011, 08:08:49 AM
Quote from: BluezombieClock;1853171I always find it pretty depressing when I see someone who lost his/her nose. It's the one part of the body that keeps you from looking like an alien.
I can't imagine a prosthetic nose would be that hard to make look realistic, and with a hot glue gun it's basically like a normal nose anyway.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Kodiakclock on September 14, 2011, 12:08:21 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on September 14, 2011, 12:08:21 PM
ampm
for all your asshole needs
for all your asshole needs
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 14, 2011, 03:59:41 PM
Post by: AMPEEEM on September 14, 2011, 03:59:41 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1853410ampm
for all your asshole needs
stfu n00b
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Zeffy on September 14, 2011, 04:12:14 PM
Post by: Zeffy on September 14, 2011, 04:12:14 PM
Should of put anchovy fillets on the pizza.
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 15, 2011, 04:00:10 AM
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on September 15, 2011, 04:00:10 AM
this means she would be ok with cleveland steamers right?
Title: Girl With No Taste
Post by: Soup Clock on September 16, 2011, 09:18:33 AM
Post by: Soup Clock on September 16, 2011, 09:18:33 AM
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1853686this means she would be ok with cleveland steamers right?
The visual aspect turns a lot of people off. Just burn her corneas with a laser pointer and all is swell.