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losperlan => Mrs. McGruder's House => Topic farted by: AlbinoClock on September 20, 2011, 10:25:37 AM

Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 20, 2011, 10:25:37 AM
There was a blob clock before. You should be dumpsterclock. A re-imagining would be good for you. Look at Rob. When he was Ice Cube everyone picked on him, but no one picks on Rob Clock. Be smart.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AbsintheClock on September 20, 2011, 10:26:32 AM
I'll be around when you pick a primary user name. Even if it's temporary.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: d u m p y on September 20, 2011, 10:43:55 AM
i think i remember the original blob clock. not sure though
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AlbinoClock on September 20, 2011, 01:42:35 PM
Quote from: clammo;1856341be dumpsterclock

It really is a good name.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 02:20:25 PM
Tbh, I have quite an emotional attachment to the name. So, I'm not going to change it, which probably means a permaban for me. If so, that's cool, I guess I'll just be the new Clock Villain or something. I really wouldn't want to stay here if you guys will all complain about my name all the time, when there was someone who made an NG account and posted a couple reviews as Blob Clock. I mean, I made a Pollution Clock alt for a couple weeks, does that mean it's taken forever? So, if I'm permabanned, I just want to say I had a fun time here, made some internet friends and found out about my love for flash. I'll never forget y'all.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 02:25:23 PM
nobody is gonna permaban you, you're just gonna get ridiculed for a few weeks.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 02:26:52 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1856431nobody is gonna permaban you, you're just gonna get ridiculed for a few weeks.

Thanks man. I guess I'll live through that :)
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 02:30:05 PM
Seriously though DumpsterClock is a pretty good name, its much cooler to draw than blob and has lots of ideas you could do with it.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 02:31:23 PM
Hell your first movie could be a parody of everything goes in the frogbag and the joke would be all the worst things go in there. NG hentai games, youtube reaction videos, white supremacists forums, absintheclock posts, etc
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 02:32:15 PM
Well, I probably would have taken that name as a secondary clock name, but seeing as how I was flooded with messages about changing my name, I don't think I'd really want to anymore.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 20, 2011, 02:34:45 PM
Fuck all of you. Blob ain't changing his name till we finish our my dick collab. Its way too late to do a symbol change now
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: WrenchClock on September 20, 2011, 02:38:22 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fu0ezij%2Fdiglett.png&hash=2a2133b9153b75b2711c480d44fbdd0c339d1fcb)

I'm glad you agree with me Blob
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: GreyClock on September 20, 2011, 02:38:41 PM
I have this really specific memory about like '03 or whenever where there was this guy who would somehow work the phrase amorphous blob into every goddamn post he would make, regardless of the subject. Wasn't that BlobClock? Or am I just combining two unrelated memories because they just happen to share the same word? Someone remember that?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: screwclock on September 20, 2011, 02:39:33 PM
blob clock must change his name or we will lynch him
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: Kodiakclock on September 20, 2011, 02:59:17 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1856431nobody is gonna permaban you, you're just gonna get ridiculed forever
fixed
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: Pube Ron Paul on September 20, 2011, 03:00:12 PM
If, as the staff claims, we are a true democracy, then I must promote a laissez-faire type of policy regarding name protection. The original Blob clock did not ever think to protect his name, did he? It's not the place of the government (the staff) to make such decisions. I've always said that all initiation of force is a violation of someone else's rights, whether initiated by an individual or the state, for the benefit of an individual or group of individuals, even if it's supposed to be for the benefit of another individual or group of individuals. The late philosopher Ayn Rand would surely agree with me in that the new Blob simply capitalized on the chance to assume a name which appeared to be brand new, or only slightly used.

Our country's founders cherished liberty, not democracy.

-Ron Paul 2012
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 20, 2011, 03:04:30 PM
Quote from: GreyClock;1856443I have this really specific memory about like '03 or whenever where there was this guy who would somehow work the phrase amorphous blob into every goddamn post he would make, regardless of the subject. Wasn't that BlobClock? Or am I just combining two unrelated memories because they just happen to share the same word? Someone remember that?

im sorry that was me
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 04:55:01 PM
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1856464fixed

You will eventually get bored of this.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: d u m p y on September 20, 2011, 05:30:33 PM
i seem to remember the original blob clock being like blue or something. or maybe that was like bump clock or lump clock or something i dunno.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 05:34:35 PM
Just going on record here to say RobClock isn't all that great a name. It's like what, his face with a clock over it? RobberClock, on the other hand is much better and wouldn't take that much effort to change.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BinaryClock on September 20, 2011, 05:44:27 PM
~dig~ ~dig~ ~diglettclock~ ~dig~ ~dig~ ~diglettclock~
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BinaryClock on September 20, 2011, 05:45:01 PM
either diglettclock or digdugclock
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 06:26:50 PM
Diglett's gonna be my second clock name.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 06:29:15 PM
already have an idea for a diglettclock movie. Also I request that change your usertitle to "formerly blobclock" for six months so people remember who you were.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 06:30:24 PM
Oh, I'm keeping Blob too.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 06:32:34 PM
ffffffffff
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: GreyClock on September 20, 2011, 06:32:54 PM
eh eheh eeheh
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 06:33:37 PM
Change your name to Blob Jr., son of Blob Clock the First.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 06:34:31 PM
or just stay triangleclock
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 06:42:09 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1856624or just stay triangleclock

Also acceptable
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 20, 2011, 06:46:05 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1856619Oh, I'm keeping Blob too.

I want to like you but then you post like this
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 06:48:23 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1856619Oh, I'm keeping Blob too.

That is not how it works. It's not like I get to make flash with Iceblock every now and again.

Quote from: AnkhClock;1856623Change your name to Blob Jr., son of Blob Clock the First.

He's already Vodka Ice Jr.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 06:55:09 PM
Oh, in that case I'll stay with Blob. I thought we could have 2 names or more, like gir, or ushanka?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
You can have two, you just can't have two if one is a name that's already taken by someone else.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 06:58:15 PM
But...You haven't made either of them popular!
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: PowerGloveClock on September 20, 2011, 07:02:40 PM
be glowstickclock
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: Clocktopus on September 20, 2011, 07:04:54 PM
be blab clock
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:07:40 PM
I think my main point of contention here is that you ("blob") knew there already was a BlobClock on NG and still decided to steal the name with ClockofBlob, if you had just done it unknowingly I think I'd probably not care about this especially considering the new changes in policy that are being discussed...but no, you knowingly stole it. As far I'm concerned your right to Blob Clock is revoked.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 07:11:21 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1856639Oh, in that case I'll stay with Blob. I thought we could have 2 names or more, like gir, or ushanka?

You're not quite grasping this. I presently have two clock names, right? Rob and TARDIS. I am free to use either of those avatars in however many flash I wish.

However, the name Iceblock was a derivative of 'Icecube' because i signed up with that name under the pretense that since the original NG account had contributed nothing, it was just some asshole who took the account name and never joined properly. Unfortunately, sometime back in the early days of the CC, he was an actual member who posted on the forums and was (as ive been lead to believe) at least somewhat active within the community. Therefore, I had to change my name. I was very attached to my Icecube avatar design (as you clearly are with 'Blob') and managed to keep it for a considerable amount of time longer than should have been acceptable by changing my name from Icecube to Iceblock. Obviously, that's essentially the same thing, so people were pissy about it.

The point of the matter is; I had to change my name. Once my name was changed, I couldn't have it back. That's what's happening to you right now.
You're not getting an alternate alias, you're getting a new Clock Name.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 07:22:29 PM
Hey I want a second Clockname can I be Slurpeeclock as well as Ankhclock?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 20, 2011, 07:25:58 PM
What if he had





3 clock names
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 07:29:23 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1856676What if he had





3 clock names

What if he was CorpsegrinderClock?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:32:00 PM
what if I met your mother?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on September 20, 2011, 07:35:26 PM
if humans came from monkleys whycome they're still be monkeys
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:40:29 PM
they dared steal our fire and as gods we smote them that they learneth the lesson in penitance of sniffing their bum fingers for all eternity.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: pop-tart on September 20, 2011, 07:42:10 PM
Rob is free to use TARDIS even though there is evidence pointing to a pre-existing TARDISclock?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
Quote from: pop-tart clock;1856690Rob is free to use TARDIS even though there is evidence pointing to a pre-existing TARDISclock?

There is evidence of a pre-existing TARDISclock?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:44:55 PM
There is? Well shit in that case, rob you need to choose a new one.

Might I suggest Homer Simpclock.

here we go: http://tardisclock.newgrounds.com/ (http://tardisclock.newgrounds.com/)

e: AHAHAHA, there IS another Boomstick Clock (http://boomstickclock.newgrounds.com/), however since I predate him I'm the original and free to keep myself as me. :D
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 07:47:14 PM
If there's evidence suggesting that a TARDISclock was at some point an actual member of this community, I'll drop the name.


edit:
Quote from: BoomStick Clock;1856692here we go: http://tardisclock.newgrounds.com/

Well shit. Now we get into the grit of it. The only thing on that profile is 1 flash review, and there's no memory of him being in the CC that's been brought to my attention. Does anyone remember him?
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:51:13 PM
nope, given the changes that are likely going to happen to this rule numbah 6 you can bring this up for a public vote.

Quote6. Do not steal people's names

If you are caught pretending to be someone you are not you will be banned. If a clock alias is taken by a presently inactive user, it does not mean you may claim it.

If, at your time of joining, it comes to light that your name of preference has already been claimed by a user, active or not, you must come up with another one or you will be banned.

Adverse possession: An exception can be made on your behalf IF AND ONLY IF (1) No objections to your claiming the name have been made over a period of 9 months after your first claim of the name on the Clock Crew forums AND (2) You've made regular claim to it during that period AND (3) You've contributed in some memorable way to the community, preferably Flash animation AND (4) The previous owner had not contributed any Flash that passed judgement on Newgrounds.com or played a significant role in any crew-related events AND (5) Your claim to the name is sincere and unique. If you feel your case meets ALL of these qualifications, contact an administrator and request that they put it to a community vote. If you pass with a simple majority, the name will be passed on to you. It is highly recommended that you instead simply invent a unique name and lay claim to it.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 07:54:02 PM
Back in my day if someone had a name that was taken by a completely inactive NG account people would be "Aw fuck it" and and let them keep the name.
However now that Obama the new staff is in power, the Tea Party Clam and Dwarfinator and a bunch of other people are bitching about whatever they can.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 20, 2011, 07:54:14 PM
NOPE U HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME U KNEW THIS THE WHOLE TIME CHANGE IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 07:58:05 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1856701NOPE U HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME U KNEW THIS THE WHOLE TIME CHANGE IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT

Stop being a twat and disregarding any legitimate comments made towards the current situation. Change your name, and get over it.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 20, 2011, 07:58:45 PM
Quote from: BlobClock;1856701NOPE U HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAME U KNEW THIS THE WHOLE TIME CHANGE IT OR GET THE FUCK OUT

Except the other blob apparently hung out for a while

Also dumpster is a much better name
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 07:59:24 PM
Pretty much, except it's completely valid.
Even with the new proposed changes you'd still need to change from blob to something else because I guarantee that no majority here would vote you to keep it now.

You're not blob clock, change it.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 08:03:27 PM
No one likes your name Blob and why do you care if you have to make a new internet persona?

I mean hell I look back on my first Clockname now with embarrassment.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 08:04:47 PM
Fortunately I never make flash to begin with so I wasn't altogether attached it.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: BoomStick Clock on September 20, 2011, 08:06:51 PM
It's not even that I find the name blob clock to be particularly bad it's like I've said, this wasn't a case of unintentionally taking a name that someone had, he knew there was a blob clock already and still decided to steal it. That's inexcusable.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: RobClock on September 20, 2011, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: AnkhClock;1856713Fortunately I never make flash to begin with so I wasn't altogether attached it.

I remember really liking some flash you did like 5 years ago.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: AnkhClock on September 20, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: RobClock;1856718I remember really liking some flash you did like 5 years ago.

Well that's because it obviously owned duh.
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: pop-tart on September 20, 2011, 08:09:34 PM
This should be like the Village on The Prisoner and everybody just gets numbers

You are number six. Clock.

(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fkqk1bc%2F6.png&hash=61931509f0575b5eeee5a31802de13b9eb2cb6c6)
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: MonsterMunch on September 20, 2011, 08:34:32 PM
fart
Title: Blob: Change your name.
Post by: Kodiakclock on September 20, 2011, 10:55:04 PM
drunk post