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Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 27, 2011, 02:18:29 PM

So, in a few weeks I'm doing this joke pageant thing for my college called Mr. Caz. I did it last year and it was pretty fun, so I'm doing it again. Now, there is a talent portion to this, and last year I did a thing that was kinda like Evolution of Dance: here if you can see it, I dunno. (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=439861477911&set=t.1522670080&type=3&theater) So this year I have no idea what to do. I'm thinking about maybe doing a cowbell routine thing: start off with blue oyster cult and then go into other modern songs, rap included. I'm not entirely in love with this idea. I might also do a based song, you know like Lil B, if you don't know look it up. So clock crew, I'm here asking you for any ideas that one person by themselves can do for a talent.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: MISTA BOOTSIE on September 27, 2011, 08:24:26 PM

call everyone a pigeon fucker and hit yourself with a hammer

Title: Talent Show
Post by: MISTA BOOTSIE on September 27, 2011, 08:28:46 PM

Quote from: RibsClock;1859925Compose a pigeon fucker opera where at the end of your final aria you beat yourself to death with a hammer to a full orchestra version of the Anvil Chorus

:this:

Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 27, 2011, 08:34:40 PM

Hmmm, that all sounds well, albeit a bit to complex for me.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: MISTA BOOTSIE on September 27, 2011, 08:35:19 PM

Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1859932Hmmm, that all sounds well, albeit a bit to complex for me.

pussy.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 27, 2011, 08:36:09 PM

I'm afraid that I may very well be a vagina.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: HookshotClock on September 27, 2011, 08:53:32 PM

Then be VaginaClock.

Or CuntClock.

CuntClock has a ring to it.

Be TelephoneClock.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: BluezombieClock on September 27, 2011, 09:05:22 PM

Play FU's clockday song!

Title: Talent Show
Post by: VuBawlsClock on September 27, 2011, 09:09:15 PM

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1859950Play FU's clockday song!

Title: Talent Show
Post by: RenegadeClock on September 27, 2011, 09:25:42 PM

Eat a 12 pack of tacos.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 27, 2011, 10:03:04 PM

Quote from: clammo;1859962tell them the entire story of your favourite anime

I'm too fly for anime.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: CranberryClock on September 28, 2011, 07:41:37 AM

Lick your elbow

Title: Talent Show
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 28, 2011, 02:23:03 PM

Just start crying on stage.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: Flan Clock on September 28, 2011, 03:25:01 PM

Quote from: BlobClock;1860091Just start crying on stage.

:this: But pee your pants first

Title: Talent Show
Post by: GearBoxClock on September 28, 2011, 03:41:02 PM

Just stare.
Stare for minutes and then slowly start undressing.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: Slurpee on September 28, 2011, 03:56:40 PM

go on stage with the box
get out of it
you were inside the box the whole time!
..... but how??? :sherlock:

Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 28, 2011, 07:30:49 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1860117go on stage with the box
get out of it
you were inside the box the whole time!
..... but how??? :sherlock:

Mind = Blown.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on September 28, 2011, 08:49:57 PM

Quote from: Flan Clock;1860106But pee your pants first

Yes

Title: Talent Show
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on September 28, 2011, 09:48:11 PM

fling poop at the audience and scream like a monkey

Title: Talent Show
Post by: miracle fruit on September 28, 2011, 09:55:57 PM

ride across the stage in a penny-farthing bicycle and mean mug the entire audience

Title: Talent Show
Post by: SwirlberryClock on September 28, 2011, 11:58:19 PM

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1860205ride across the stage in a penny-farthing bicycle and mean mug the entire audience

Somebody did that last year though. Good old "Mean Muggin" Matthew McCoy.

Title: Talent Show
Post by: Soup Clock on September 29, 2011, 09:15:36 AM

1) Introduce yourself
2) Say, "My talent is.... is....."
3) Begin making grunting noises and holding your stomach
4) While holding your stomach with one hand, quickly reach around and grab your backside as if something just slipped out
5) Look up at the audience with an embarrassed facial expression
6) Run off the stage, still holding your backside
7) Spend the rest of your college career showing them just how talented you actually are by getting laid, despite your public disgraces during the talent show

Clock Crew

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