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Exceptions: Wine, beer, anything you can get in one single bottle.

Although obviously most people will drink ^ these things the most and prefer them over other drinks, sometimes you find a drink that's just tasty to keep things interesting.
My favorite cocktail is the the one below, as famously seen in the Big Lebowski:

White Russian
1 shot vodka
1 shot kahlua (or any coffee liquor)
2 shots of milk (or something with more crea than milk)
2 to 3 ice cubes

Throw in the ice cubes first, then add vodka and kahlua. Pour the milk over an inverted spoon to get a layered drink.

Close second would be the Mojito, if done correctly. Mojito is available in a bottle from Bacardi, but that shit is horrible and doesn't even taste anything like a decent Mojito.

Mojito
3 teaspoons brown sugar
Some mint leaves
Half a glass of ice (cubes or crushed)
One thirds to half a glass of clear rum
Two thirds to half a glass of fizzy water
1 small lime

Put your sugar in the glass, add the ice and mint and start crushing it all to a coarse mix. Cut your lime and squeeze them out in the glass, then add rum and water. Stir and drink.

So you made a cocktail thread but attempted to sound less gay?

Itt Heineken comes out: the thread

ITT: wrench is a dick

Whiskey whiskey
Pour one bottle of whiskey into a bowl
Pour another bottle of whiskey into the same bowl
Drink

Red Stripe with lime.
15$ worth of sake dry and without sharing with friends.
Tequilla.
delirium tremens, probably my own favorite tasty drank
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really yummy

Quote from: RenegadeClock;1866862Whiskey whiskey
Pour one bottle of whiskey into a bowl
Pour another bottle of whiskey into the same bowl
Drink

Holy fuck that sounds delicious.

Quote from: AMPEEEM;1866863delirium tremens, probably my own favorite tasty drank
really yummy

A beer named after acute alcohol withdrawal symptoms? Sounds like my kind of thing.

Edit - Before we continue, Absinthe's thread is the designated drunk place for booze in general, this was intended more as a recipes thread for cocktails.

For reals though... If make a mixed drink it's Bombay Sapphire and 7up;
Or, Whiskey, Disaronno, and lemonade.

There are too many good beers out there for me to pick a favorite.

I've had delirium tremens, and it's a great fucking beer. Very deep complex flavors.

heineken why did you change your name to jupiterclock while in fact you are not him.
this is against the rules.

I wasn't aware it was taken. Changed vanity name accordingly.

I've always wanted to try a White Russian, but I have never understood the whole cocktail terminology. Like 'one shot' of vodka for instance. And how much is 'three parts' of this and 'five parts' of that? Someone explain this to me, because the idea of mixing milk with alcohol is becoming more and more appealing and very soon I'll just end up putting vodka in a cup of milk.

As for Delirium Tremens, I'm going to make you guys real jealous and state that they serve that at the bar I frequent.

Cola + Berenburg
Cola + Rum
Cola + Bacardi
Whisky + Ice
uhh
there are more I like or at least I think I like, I can never tell the next day.

I tried getting into actual cocktails but I can't find anything I like.

dr pepper + booze

Quote from: GreyClock;1867106I've always wanted to try a White Russian, but I have never understood the whole cocktail terminology. Like 'one shot' of vodka for instance. And how much is 'three parts' of this and 'five parts' of that? Someone explain this to me, because the idea of mixing milk with alcohol is becoming more and more appealing and very soon I'll just end up putting vodka in a cup of milk.

As for Delirium Tremens, I'm going to make you guys real jealous and state that they serve that at the bar I frequent.

Parts are relative to each other. For instance, a cocktail mixed of 1 part vodka and two parts orange juice is simply a cocktail with twice as much orange juice as vodka.
So it doesn't matter what the volume of the container you're pouring from is, it could be a spoon or a shotglass.

So in your example, if you're pouring from a shotglass, your drink would be made out of three shotglasses of this and five shotglasses of that.

Quote from: GreyClock;1867106As for Delirium Tremens, I'm going to make you guys real jealous and state that they serve that at the bar I frequent.

They serve it at a bar I frequent too, and there's a lot of other really good beers on tap too.

I'm a beer guy all the way

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Quote from: AbsintheClock;1867232They serve it at a bar I frequent too, and there's a lot of other really good beers on tap too.

Are there giant baskets of free peanuts? Are you allowed to throw the empty shells on the floor?

Nah they make these fresh potato chips. They do have a really nice dinner menu though.

Quote from: GreyClock;1867245Are there giant baskets of free peanuts? Are you allowed to throw the empty shells on the floor?

A bar I went to in Sneek used to do this until they were banned from doing that because it was a fire hazard >:(

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1867253A bar I went to in Sneek used to do this until they were banned from doing that because it was a fire hazard >:(

The only real fire hazards are those goddamn candles everywhere. I don't know what they expect, but every time we're a few beers deep this friend of mine insists on burning peanut shells and the entire bar always smells awful. Real men accidentally light their own hair on fire or hold their hand in the flame to prove they have fireproof hands because their grandfather was a baker? Why we're still allowed in I have no idea.

You folks are kinda fucked up over there huh?

Well I don't go to bars because they're expensive as fuck, but get this: the shitty little liquor store less than a mile away from my house has delirium tremens 24/7, so I just stalk up on that. In fact, fuck, I want some now.

Heineken you suck.

Also Rum Coke is a match made in heaven. Cocktails are fun when you are on a beach in the Caribbean, but that's about it.

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Though Rum & Coke and a lot of other mixed drinks with Coke are good combo's, definitely.

I like rum and coke too. I mostly drink beer though. Scotch is if for if you really want to be manly.

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Though Rum & Coke and a lot of other mixed drinks with Coke are good combo's, definitely.

No, but Mojito is defiantly for pussies.

I used to make this drink to get girls drunk and basically have sex with them. No lie, if the girl says she doesn't like alcohol or she says that she doesnt like shots or whatever.. this is enough that she will like it, and drink about 20 of them and get effed.


-Blue Garaco
-Red Grenadine
-Redbull
-Malibu Rum

bam..


1 shot of blue and 2 shots of maibu in one glass
1 shot of red and 2 shots of redbull in another

get a cup, drop it in, watch the fun begin.

wtf this auto play is ruining my viking metal WOJINHUIJGWSN

I like rum and coke and straight shots honesty.

I used to have this little mixture that I liked to call Hammer Downs:

Get a Pint Glass

Make about 1/3rd of it *your favorite Vodka here*

Finish filling to 2/3rds with Triple Sec or some other orange flavored liquor.

Actually add a bit of orange Juice to it.

And then drink it super fast because it tastes super close to Orange Juice, and you get drunk about 2-3 times as fast depending on your tolerance.

Of course now-a-days I mostly drink the Japanese imported beer, Sapporo (Standard Alc/Vol), or my favorite Russian import, Spaten Optimator (7.6% Alc/Vol); Both great beers. I recently went to this Brewery/Restaurant name E.J.Phair and they had this great house brew amber whose name escapes me, but the flavor was the best amber I've had ever and the Alc/Vol was at 8% so it was hard to argue with.

Man, I love alcohol quite a bit.... hmm.

Quote from: Buttplug;1870503wtf this auto play is ruining my viking metal WOJINHUIJGWSN

I like rum and coke and straight shots honesty.

this autoplay isn't ruining anything.

Vodka and more vodka.

And fuck autoplaying dick lord bags.


Autoplaying is hilarious and original.

Quote from: Lump Clock;1870523And then drink it super fast because it tastes super close to Orange Juice, and you get drunk about 2-3 times as fast depending on your tolerance.

I never got the appeal to get drunk as soon as possible.
If I drink any harder than I already do my nights would end way too early.

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1870542Autoplaying is hilarious and original.

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Don't play me like a fool

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I'll keep that in mind.

Quote from: GreyClock;1867245Are there giant baskets of free peanuts? Are you allowed to throw the empty shells on the floor?

A bar I frequent has this, however they do not serve delirium tremens. A few other big bars around here have it on tap, but its too expensive for me to frequent, I stick to the peanut bar with $6 pitchers

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1870557I never got the appeal to get drunk as soon as possible.
If I drink any harder than I already do my nights would end way too early.

I only used to drink like this a couple years ago while I was in the military and when I really started drinking regularly. And funnily enough my tolerance was, and still is a bit, quite high. So I could literally have 3 or 4 of those glasses and be fine till about midnight when I'd crash.

For all my other friends, this drink would fuck them hard.

But like I said, my tastes and desires for alcohol and a buzz have shifted to a more laid back gear.

Miller High Life

and Malibou coconut rum mixed with lemonade.

Sought this thread out just to say, I discovered Guinness. Oh man, I love it.