Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:20:49 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:20:49 PM
i ate too much the week before
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:33:35 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:33:35 PM
i watched a theatrical performance about puns. really it was just a play on words
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: GodClock on October 24, 2011, 05:39:51 PM
Post by: GodClock on October 24, 2011, 05:39:51 PM
I read the title as "I was hungry for a week"
Nullifying your joke
Nullifying your joke
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:48:00 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:48:00 PM
wow that loose cannon rooster detective is such a hard cock dick
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:52:34 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on October 24, 2011, 05:52:34 PM
the joke is
Code Select
penis
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: clockradioclock on October 24, 2011, 05:56:19 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on October 24, 2011, 05:56:19 PM
you know, I really love puns.
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 24, 2011, 08:18:33 PM
Post by: SoBe Clock on October 24, 2011, 08:18:33 PM
The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on October 24, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on October 24, 2011, 08:25:14 PM
I met someone who was russian.
He was late for work
He was late for work
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 24, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on October 24, 2011, 08:26:17 PM
A Jew, a Mexican and a Korean walk into a bar
The bartender says "Get the fuck out."
This joke brought to you by Clint Eastwood
The bartender says "Get the fuck out."
This joke brought to you by Clint Eastwood
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: pop-tart on October 24, 2011, 08:48:16 PM
Post by: pop-tart on October 24, 2011, 08:48:16 PM
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1870953The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Genius
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2011, 08:55:07 PM
Post by: Topcatyo on October 24, 2011, 08:55:07 PM
Quote from: SoBe Clock;1870953The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."hehehe
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: Thor on October 24, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Post by: Thor on October 24, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: clockradioclock on October 24, 2011, 10:37:20 PM
Post by: clockradioclock on October 24, 2011, 10:37:20 PM
Quote from: Thor;1870970A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 25, 2011, 12:43:09 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on October 25, 2011, 12:43:09 AM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FXaMpr.gif&hash=c36ce6933cb833613a4c03537ca6f84db28ceeb0)
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 25, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on October 25, 2011, 03:49:59 PM
halloween theme joke
why dont witches wear panties?
so they get a better grip on the broomstick
why dont witches wear panties?
so they get a better grip on the broomstick
Title: i was in hungary for a week
Post by: WrenchClock on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
Post by: WrenchClock on October 25, 2011, 03:58:19 PM
I was hungary earlier, but then i had something to eat...!!!!!!!!!!!