You know the drill. Stop shaving, don't shave again until December (neckbeard shaving is acceptable, nobody likes a furry neck) at the earliest. Biggest beard wins. Post before pictures now and after pictures at the end.
Oct 31 (2 days w/o shaving due to power outage):
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Kinda blurry
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872510Oct 31 (2 days w/o shaving due to power outage):

Kinda blurry
Whatever you say Twilight-Singers frontman Greg Dulli.
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Last shave 2 days ago. Not gonna shave the stache or parts of the beard I've already left on. Too damned cold to even the playing field.
can somebody photoshop absinthes beard and tache as his hair and eyebrows, and his hair as his beard please
I know I'm gonna lose 'cause I can only grow a goatee, but I'll play along anyway.
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no shave november all right. i havent shaved in a few weeks anyway aside from a few touchups but alright in it to win it
I already have a beard?
I'd participate but unfortunately I'm not enough of a man to have a full beard and would just end up with a gross fuzzy lip and ugly chin hairs.
I'm hopeful for next year, though.
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haven't shaved for a week or so already
I shaved yesterday, I didn't feel like shaving at midnight.
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Quote from: YoYoClock;1872543can somebody photoshop absinthes beard and tache as his hair and eyebrows, and his hair as his beard please
How could I pass up the opportunity?!
Is it cheating if I had this growing since late October?
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PS: I predict I will have it off around November 22 because my family really hates when I leave my facial hair but I'll take the risk.
My chin is super smooth, idgaf
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

I got a good laugh
no thanks i'd love to but i like to keep my job and gf thank you
i lose already, i can only grow neckbeards which i shave and donate to homeless naked kittens to clothe them.
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

hahahaha thank you
jeez you guys are an ugly bunch of motherfuckers
Quote from: YoYoClock;1872930hahahaha thank you
jeez you guys are an ugly bunch of motherfuckers
Munglai was sent to us to balance the scale
oh yeh I forgot about his exotic beauty
I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1872550I know I'm gonna lose 'cause I can only grow a goatee, but I'll play along anyway.

Renegade looks like somebody who would kill you as soon as look at you.
He'd probably cuddle you just as soon as he'd look at you.
Cuddle first, kill later.
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

holy fuck I can't stop laughing :D
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1872887no thanks i'd love to but i like to keep my job and gf thank you
man your job and girlfriend suck.
I already got me a Lincoln beard going on. If I keep it in style does that disqualify me because I shave the stache?
Any preexisting beards should be a DQ.
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

Oh man I shouldn't have opened this thread just as people were trying to go to sleep, I laughed too much.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872975I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.
its november second. you already lost.
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872975I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.
just glue the hairs back on and keep on truckin'.
Quote from: PatriotClock;1873035its november second. you already lost.
I bet I can still outbeard you by the end of the month.
Quote from: Munglai;1873013man your job and girlfriend suck.
And i like to keep it this way.
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1873141And i like to keep it this way.
good job
Beating you guys already, keep up
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so far so good
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Day 2
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Day 4
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ToDay
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damn that scab on my chin hasn't healed yet?
you're gross man stop it
Week one progress report:
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Update:
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I only made it to the 13th. Trying to get to sleep is hard enough without itchy scruffiness.
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Had to trim it all even. Also the mustache wax is off cuz I just got out of the shower.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1875911Had to trim it all even.
FAIL
Still more hair than you got.
mine looks a bit like yours now absinthe after the trimmage. I trim my mustache and neckbeard though.
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Neck beard / dirt-stache extravaganza.
joining in on the neckbeard/dirtstache extravaganza
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I had to cheat on Monday this week though because I had a job interview. whatevz
you guys are so dumb
movember is a mustache growing contest
a full beard is an automatic disqualification
you lose
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878119you guys are so dumb
movember is a mustache growing contest
a full beard is an automatic disqualification
you lose
Not where I live.
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878120Not where I live.
do you live in north america australia south africa or europe
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878121do you live in north america australia south africa or europe
Nobody around where I live does movember. It's just "no shave november". My whole school does "no shave november." There are posters around campus for "no shave november." Not a word about "movember."
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878123Nobody around where I live does movember. It's just "no shave november". My whole school does "no shave november." There are posters around campus for "no shave november." Not a word about "movember."
congratulations you take part in the $500 steakhouse of november facial hair growing contests
Quote from: WikipediaThe popularity of Movember as a charity has inspired other annual facial hair growing contests across the world, such as No Shave November. Such events are not affiliated with Movember, and are not registered charitable foundations, although some events are organized to raise money or awareness for charity.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878125congratulations you take part in the $500 steakhouse of november facial hair growing contests
Alright, cool. Thanks.
LOSER
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k now I am havign mustache
excellent
but its dec 1 today
:wiebel:
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878134excellent
but its dec 1 today
:wiebel:
AW SHIT
I shaved twice this month. It disqualified me and I didn't care because I didn't have a dumb looking fuzzy lip.
i shaved all month
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so nobody truly participated? good show everyone
I know about 3 guys who went all november without shaving. Shaggy looking fucks by the end of it.
My older brother also grew a mustache all month, which made him look like a creepy ex-porn star.
I, on the other hand, shaved. So yeah.
itt the clockcrew is now old enough to grow facial hair
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Even with the even trim I am still the manliest beard.
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1878238
Even with the even trim I am still the manliest beard.
You had a head start cheater.
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fuck yeah Spaniard heritage
Best part: lots of people are loving it so it seems I am sticking with the beard for more time.
ahahah jesus christ
i love how the only part of tequilas face thats shaved is the moustache part which is the only thing you were supposed to fucking grow out in movember
this thread is just beyond shit
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878247ahahah jesus christ
i love how the only part of tequilas face thats shaved is the moustache part which is the only thing you were supposed to fucking grow out in movember
this thread is just beyond shit
believe me, I know way too many that their policy for Movember is "mustache and/or beard", not "mustache and beard".
but who gives a shit.
but its not that either
IT JUST DA MOUSTACHE
take for example richard harrow the man in my avatar
now thats a moustache. and he only has half a face
you have no excuse
i have the valid excuse of not giving a fuck.
You guys should start eating more corn
Quote from: TequilaClock;1878269i have the valid excuse of not giving a fuck.
i accept this
best repsonse all thread actually
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878244You had a head start cheater.
Yeah my cheeks were bald the beginning of the month, and it's pure manliness. In fact if you go back, I even trimmed down the chinstrap to give you babies a fair chance. Just accept my facial follicles are superior.
miraclefruit has never posted a picture of himself i bet he's fat as fuck
hey guys lets post about how fat miraclefruit is
i bet you get tickets for breaking the law
of gravity hahaha
ive posted some pictures of myself in clocktopia dot net's post your pic thread. im sure someone can confirm this also that i am a handsome devil
i dont make a habit of it because ive used other peoples real faces in flash movies several times. now i fear for my internet safety
yeah whatever dude
dont get attitude with me fatty
fattitude
I shaved many times in november. I lose.
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878309ive posted some pictures of myself in clocktopia dot net's post your pic thread. im sure someone can confirm this also that i am a handsome devil
i dont make a habit of it because ive used other peoples real faces in flash movies several times. now i fear for my internet safety
I don't remember this. But if I'm not mistaken there was some pic of you here a while ago and you look middle eastern.
mfc is an arab
Quote from: GodClock;1878372I don't remember this. But if I'm not mistaken there was some pic of you here a while ago and you look middle eastern.
that's definitely not a real picture of him
Quote from: WiiClock;1878400that's definitely not a real picture of him
what are you talking about this is me and my family

im teh guy in the red turban on far left
dirka dirk
i think i've seen one of them at the chevron down the street
all of them actually whoa