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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 31, 2011, 10:57:44 AM
You know the drill. Stop shaving, don't shave again until December (neckbeard shaving is acceptable, nobody likes a furry neck) at the earliest. Biggest beard wins. Post before pictures now and after pictures at the end.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 31, 2011, 11:03:56 AM
Oct 31 (2 days w/o shaving due to power outage):

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Kinda blurry
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: F U Clock on October 31, 2011, 11:06:51 AM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872510Oct 31 (2 days w/o shaving due to power outage):




Kinda blurry

Whatever you say Twilight-Singers frontman Greg Dulli.

Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on October 31, 2011, 11:22:37 AM
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Last shave 2 days ago. Not gonna shave the stache or parts of the beard I've already left on. Too damned cold to even the playing field.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: YoYoClock on October 31, 2011, 12:44:07 PM
can somebody photoshop absinthes beard and tache as his hair and eyebrows, and his hair as his beard please
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RenegadeClock on October 31, 2011, 12:58:12 PM
I know I'm gonna lose 'cause I can only grow a goatee, but I'll play along anyway.
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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: patriotclock on October 31, 2011, 12:59:40 PM
no shave november all right. i havent shaved in a few weeks anyway aside from a few touchups but alright in it to win it
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: GreyClock on October 31, 2011, 01:09:45 PM
I already have a beard?
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Topcatyo on October 31, 2011, 02:49:15 PM
I'd participate but unfortunately I'm not enough of a man to have a full beard and would just end up with a gross fuzzy lip and ugly chin hairs.

I'm hopeful for next year, though.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Munglai on October 31, 2011, 04:35:26 PM
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haven't shaved for a week or so already
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 01, 2011, 12:19:12 AM
I shaved yesterday, I didn't feel like shaving at midnight.

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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: EtchASketchClock on November 02, 2011, 05:30:32 AM
Quote from: YoYoClock;1872543can somebody photoshop absinthes beard and tache as his hair and eyebrows, and his hair as his beard please

How could I pass up the opportunity?!
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: TequilaClock on November 02, 2011, 05:43:46 AM
Is it cheating if I had this growing since late October?

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PS: I predict I will have it off around November 22 because my family really hates when I leave my facial hair but I'll take the risk.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WrenchClock on November 02, 2011, 05:49:48 AM
My chin is super smooth, idgaf
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 02, 2011, 06:07:30 AM
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

I got a good laugh
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 02, 2011, 09:36:23 AM
no thanks i'd love to but i like to keep my job and gf thank you
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: StoopidClock on November 02, 2011, 12:17:25 PM
i lose already, i can only grow neckbeards which i shave and donate to homeless naked kittens to clothe them.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: YoYoClock on November 02, 2011, 12:56:15 PM
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

hahahaha thank you

jeez you guys are an ugly bunch of motherfuckers
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Sombra on November 02, 2011, 02:03:23 PM
Quote from: YoYoClock;1872930hahahaha thank you

jeez you guys are an ugly bunch of motherfuckers

Munglai was sent to us to balance the scale
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: YoYoClock on November 02, 2011, 02:04:05 PM
oh yeh I forgot about his exotic beauty
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 02, 2011, 03:36:04 PM
I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WrenchClock on November 02, 2011, 05:06:43 PM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1872550I know I'm gonna lose 'cause I can only grow a goatee, but I'll play along anyway.

Renegade looks like somebody who would kill you as soon as look at you.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 02, 2011, 05:08:09 PM
He'd probably cuddle you just as soon as he'd look at you.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RenegadeClock on November 02, 2011, 05:13:51 PM
Cuddle first, kill later.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on November 02, 2011, 06:28:48 PM
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

holy fuck I can't stop laughing :D
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Munglai on November 02, 2011, 07:37:58 PM
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1872887no thanks i'd love to but i like to keep my job and gf thank you

man your job and girlfriend suck.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Lump Clock on November 02, 2011, 07:44:13 PM
I already got me a Lincoln beard going on. If I keep it in style does that disqualify me because I shave the stache?
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on November 02, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
Any preexisting beards should be a DQ.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SoBe Clock on November 02, 2011, 08:58:59 PM
Quote from: EtchASketchClock;1872871How could I pass up the opportunity?!

Oh man I shouldn't have opened this thread just as people were trying to go to sleep, I laughed too much.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: patriotclock on November 02, 2011, 09:35:26 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872975I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.

its november second. you already lost.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: StoopidClock on November 02, 2011, 10:02:36 PM
Quote from: AlbinoClock;1872975I shaved today. I was trying to sculpt it into some sort of beard that it made sense to have, but it just kept getting smaller and smaller until it was gone.

just glue the hairs back on and keep on truckin'.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AlbinoClock on November 02, 2011, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1873035its november second. you already lost.

I bet I can still outbeard you by the end of the month.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on November 03, 2011, 06:19:39 AM
Quote from: Munglai;1873013man your job and girlfriend suck.

And i like to keep it this way.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Munglai on November 03, 2011, 10:08:33 AM
Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1873141And i like to keep it this way.

good job
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WrenchClock on November 04, 2011, 12:56:57 PM
Beating you guys already, keep up

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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: TequilaClock on November 05, 2011, 09:20:59 AM
so far so good

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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Topcatyo on November 05, 2011, 11:17:01 AM
Day 2
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Day 4
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ToDay
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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Topcatyo on November 05, 2011, 11:20:09 AM
damn that scab on my chin hasn't healed yet?
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: YoYoClock on November 05, 2011, 11:22:41 AM
you're gross man stop it
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RenegadeClock on November 07, 2011, 06:01:35 PM
Week one progress report:
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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 07, 2011, 08:40:59 PM
Update:
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Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Insomnia on November 15, 2011, 05:15:23 PM
I only made it to the 13th. Trying to get to sleep is hard enough without itchy scruffiness.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 18, 2011, 06:27:07 PM
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Had to trim it all even. Also the mustache wax is off cuz I just got out of the shower.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RenegadeClock on November 18, 2011, 06:54:24 PM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1875911Had to trim it all even.
FAIL
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on November 18, 2011, 07:03:21 PM
Still more hair than you got.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AstronautClock on November 18, 2011, 07:33:57 PM
mine looks a bit like yours now absinthe after the trimmage. I trim my mustache and neckbeard though.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
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Neck beard / dirt-stache extravaganza.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: GodClock on December 01, 2011, 03:11:28 PM
joining in on the neckbeard/dirtstache extravaganza
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I had to cheat on Monday this week though because I had a job interview. whatevz
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 01, 2011, 03:24:35 PM
you guys are so dumb

movember is a mustache growing contest
a full beard is an automatic disqualification

you lose
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 03:26:45 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878119you guys are so dumb

movember is a mustache growing contest
a full beard is an automatic disqualification

you lose

Not where I live.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 01, 2011, 03:29:12 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878120Not where I live.

do you live in north america australia south africa or europe
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878121do you live in north america australia south africa or europe

Nobody around where I live does movember. It's just "no shave november". My whole school does "no shave november." There are posters around campus for "no shave november." Not a word about "movember."
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 01, 2011, 03:42:18 PM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878123Nobody around where I live does movember. It's just "no shave november". My whole school does "no shave november." There are posters around campus for "no shave november." Not a word about "movember."

congratulations you take part in the $500 steakhouse of november facial hair growing contests

Quote from: WikipediaThe popularity of Movember as a charity has inspired other annual facial hair growing contests across the world, such as No Shave November. Such events are not affiliated with Movember, and are not registered charitable foundations, although some events are organized to raise money or awareness for charity.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878125congratulations you take part in the $500 steakhouse of november facial hair growing contests

Alright, cool. Thanks.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 01, 2011, 03:45:32 PM
LOSER
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 03:46:46 PM
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k now I am havign mustache
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 01, 2011, 03:54:26 PM
excellent

but its dec 1 today

:wiebel:
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 01, 2011, 03:55:40 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878134excellent

but its dec 1 today

:wiebel:

AW SHIT
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Topcatyo on December 01, 2011, 05:29:02 PM
I shaved twice this month.  It disqualified me and I didn't care because I didn't have a dumb looking fuzzy lip.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SpongeClock SquarePants on December 01, 2011, 05:53:03 PM
i shaved all month
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RenegadeClock on December 01, 2011, 06:29:30 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles.myfrogbag.com%2Fo3bue3y6qq5fc0c%2Fbeard-dec1.jpg&hash=64a19508bfea3dbdb160507b1255055c963e4081)
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: GodClock on December 01, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
so nobody truly participated? good show everyone
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: RobClock on December 01, 2011, 08:30:57 PM
I know about 3 guys who went all november without shaving. Shaggy looking fucks by the end of it.

My older brother also grew a mustache all month, which made him look like a creepy ex-porn star.


I, on the other hand, shaved. So yeah.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: Topcatyo on December 01, 2011, 08:37:33 PM
itt the clockcrew is now old enough to grow facial hair
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 01, 2011, 11:33:33 PM
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Even with the even trim I am still the manliest beard.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: SwirlberryClock on December 02, 2011, 12:39:33 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1878238

Even with the even trim I am still the manliest beard.

You had a head start cheater.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: TequilaClock on December 02, 2011, 12:57:15 AM
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fuck yeah Spaniard heritage

Best part: lots of people are loving it so it seems I am sticking with the beard for more time.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 01:02:10 AM
ahahah jesus christ

i love how the only part of tequilas face thats shaved is the moustache part which is the only thing you were supposed to fucking grow out in movember

this thread is just beyond shit
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: TequilaClock on December 02, 2011, 01:35:18 AM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878247ahahah jesus christ

i love how the only part of tequilas face thats shaved is the moustache part which is the only thing you were supposed to fucking grow out in movember

this thread is just beyond shit

believe me, I know way too many that their policy for Movember is "mustache and/or beard", not "mustache and beard".

but who gives a shit.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 02:09:35 AM
but its not that either

IT JUST  DA MOUSTACHE
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 02:11:35 AM
take for example richard harrow the man in my avatar
now thats a moustache. and he only has half a face

you have no excuse
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: TequilaClock on December 02, 2011, 02:38:55 AM
i have the valid excuse of not giving a fuck.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 02, 2011, 02:58:01 AM
You guys should start eating more corn
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: TequilaClock;1878269i have the valid excuse of not giving a fuck.

i accept this

best repsonse all thread actually
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 02, 2011, 03:42:50 AM
Quote from: SwirlberryClock;1878244You had a head start cheater.

Yeah my cheeks were bald the beginning of the month, and it's pure manliness. In fact if you go back, I even trimmed down the chinstrap to give you babies a fair chance. Just accept my facial follicles are superior.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 04:01:32 AM
miraclefruit has never posted a picture of himself i bet he's fat as fuck
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 04:01:55 AM
hey guys lets post about how fat miraclefruit is
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 04:02:38 AM
i bet you get tickets for breaking the law

























of gravity hahaha
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 04:14:43 AM
ive posted some pictures of myself in clocktopia dot net's post your pic thread. im sure someone can confirm this also that i am a handsome devil

i dont make a habit of it because ive used other peoples real faces in flash movies several times. now i fear for my internet safety
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 04:17:06 AM
yeah whatever dude
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 05:03:52 AM
dont get attitude with me fatty
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 05:04:18 AM
fattitude
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AlbinoClock on December 02, 2011, 11:51:12 AM
I shaved many times in november. I lose.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: GodClock on December 02, 2011, 01:46:27 PM
Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1878309ive posted some pictures of myself in clocktopia dot net's post your pic thread. im sure someone can confirm this also that i am a handsome devil

i dont make a habit of it because ive used other peoples real faces in flash movies several times. now i fear for my internet safety
I don't remember this. But if I'm not mistaken there was some pic of you here a while ago and you look middle eastern.
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: AstronautClock on December 02, 2011, 02:14:56 PM
mfc is an arab
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 03:13:01 PM
Quote from: GodClock;1878372I don't remember this. But if I'm not mistaken there was some pic of you here a while ago and you look middle eastern.

that's definitely not a real picture of him
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: miracle fruit on December 02, 2011, 03:37:33 PM
Quote from: WiiClock;1878400that's definitely not a real picture of him

what are you talking about this is me and my family



im teh guy in the red turban on far left

dirka dirk
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 11:13:41 PM
i think i've seen one of them at the chevron down the street
Title: Novembeard Challenge 2011
Post by: WiiClock on December 02, 2011, 11:13:50 PM
all of them actually whoa