Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 13, 2011, 10:55:01 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 13, 2011, 10:55:01 PM
i was baking cookies, one night, with ribs clcok, while he was explaining to me his theory of ''zombies can be cool if they dont try to eat your brains all-the-time'', while i was stating my theory of ''best way to deal with a zombie is with a large iron object, and use the treatment on it's head, and especially with lead-pills''.
so, we were dicussing, and as i said to him, ''give me the salt. corpsegr-''
he became mad.
screaming, and hissing, that i called him of his dark past, throwing the sugar and all the flour onto the table, almost foaming from wrath and anger, and ready to hit me with the pan.
the point is... i had a pan too.
two pans for the battle. (PUN! 2X500 POINTS!!!)
and a camera pan. (DOUBLE PUN! COMBO X 3)
so, i was fighting with him, until, flounderman came, and asked us if they were ready.
hurryingly, he saw flounderman. his thin, and slender built, and that bulge under his pants, obviously hinting that he had either a large potato, or a 3-headed sex organ in there.
i believe it was the second.
anyway, and corpsegr-i mean ribs- hunted him down until they went chasing to DWARFINATOR's house.
i haven't seen them since :(
BTW: flounderman called corp-ribs, a ''corpsegrinder'', which drove ribs mad again, trying to smash his butt, and kick him in the face.
wait, the opposite really
and so, on, that's how brave c-ribs, went on to the grocery store in the 378th avenue, 6 years later.
so, we were dicussing, and as i said to him, ''give me the salt. corpsegr-''
he became mad.
screaming, and hissing, that i called him of his dark past, throwing the sugar and all the flour onto the table, almost foaming from wrath and anger, and ready to hit me with the pan.
the point is... i had a pan too.
two pans for the battle. (PUN! 2X500 POINTS!!!)
and a camera pan. (DOUBLE PUN! COMBO X 3)
so, i was fighting with him, until, flounderman came, and asked us if they were ready.
hurryingly, he saw flounderman. his thin, and slender built, and that bulge under his pants, obviously hinting that he had either a large potato, or a 3-headed sex organ in there.
i believe it was the second.
anyway, and corpsegr-i mean ribs- hunted him down until they went chasing to DWARFINATOR's house.
i haven't seen them since :(
BTW: flounderman called corp-ribs, a ''corpsegrinder'', which drove ribs mad again, trying to smash his butt, and kick him in the face.
wait, the opposite really
and so, on, that's how brave c-ribs, went on to the grocery store in the 378th avenue, 6 years later.
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Thor on November 13, 2011, 11:14:36 PM
Post by: Thor on November 13, 2011, 11:14:36 PM
today bb10 touched me
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 13, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
Post by: SockpuppetClock on November 13, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
all those name-drops sure are some heavy pan-handling (Q-Q-Q-QUAD PUNNAGE)
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Zeffy on November 13, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
Post by: Zeffy on November 13, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
There we go.
Now it's 20 times more touching:
[video=youtube_share;UNIUUrMsguA]http://youtu.be/UNIUUrMsguA[/video]
Now it's 20 times more touching:
[video=youtube_share;UNIUUrMsguA]http://youtu.be/UNIUUrMsguA[/video]
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: AnkhClock on November 13, 2011, 11:41:18 PM
Post by: AnkhClock on November 13, 2011, 11:41:18 PM
Jesus Christ
BB10 really is Jesus Christ
I knew it
BB10 really is Jesus Christ
I knew it
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 14, 2011, 02:16:21 AM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 14, 2011, 02:16:21 AM
should i mention, that last week, when i baked some cookies, and i burned the first dish, corps-ribs, RIBS, took my burger and feeded it on wii, he litterary shoved it on wii's throat, after screaming EAT IT, EAT IT, HE'S PUNISHED FOR BURNING THE COOKIES!
i tell you, coffee-grinder-i mean r-crs-cor-fuckit is a nice guy, but really, he can get mad at sometimes.
i tell you, coffee-grinder-i mean r-crs-cor-fuckit is a nice guy, but really, he can get mad at sometimes.
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 14, 2011, 02:21:24 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 14, 2011, 02:21:24 AM
TL;DR
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 14, 2011, 02:24:44 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 14, 2011, 02:24:44 AM
Its actually both. I keep emergency potato rations inside my pants at all times.
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 14, 2011, 02:27:25 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 14, 2011, 02:27:25 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1875282Its actually both. I keep emergency potato rations inside my pants at all times.
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 14, 2011, 02:45:10 AM
Post by: DWARFINATORclock on November 14, 2011, 02:45:10 AM
what in the world
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on November 14, 2011, 06:43:25 AM
Post by: I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I on November 14, 2011, 06:43:25 AM
:aaa:
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: AstronautClock on November 14, 2011, 08:50:48 AM
Post by: AstronautClock on November 14, 2011, 08:50:48 AM
wat a cool story 5/5
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 23, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 23, 2011, 09:56:47 PM
WHY DID YOU FEED WII SO MUCH RCOR-RIBS? WHY?
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:00 PM
LOL
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:10 PM
SI
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on November 23, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
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Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: TelephoneClock on November 23, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
Post by: TelephoneClock on November 23, 2011, 11:11:16 PM
This is my new favorite BB10 post
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 24, 2011, 01:37:46 AM
Post by: PowerGloveClock on November 24, 2011, 01:37:46 AM
Quote from: RibsClock;1876537A mad scheme to make him so fat that he'll collapse into a quantum singularity which I'll use to slingshot my makeshift spaceship around to go back in time and kill George Lucas before he can sodomize the Star Wars franchise to death.
i almost dated a girl who's favorite star wars movie is "The Phantom Menace". good thing she went back to her douchey ex otherwise it would've just gotten awkward.
Title: late-night cooking with ribs. (a touching story)
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 27, 2011, 05:25:43 PM
Post by: BilliardBall10 on November 27, 2011, 05:25:43 PM
Quote from: RibsClock;1876537A mad scheme to make him so fat that he'll collapse into a quantum singularity which I'll use to slingshot my makeshift spaceship around to go back in time and kill George Lucas before he can sodomize the Star Wars franchise to death.
well, was that successfull?
i looked at my DVD-club, and it seems you didnt!
so wii exploded, for nothing!
nothing i say!
you failed me corps-ribs clock!