Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2011, 12:16:04 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2011, 12:16:04 PM
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Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 17, 2011, 12:19:21 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 17, 2011, 12:19:21 PM
Whats that stuff coming out the tip?
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
Post by: AbsintheClock on December 17, 2011, 12:24:10 PM
I have no idea.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: VCRClock on December 17, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Post by: VCRClock on December 17, 2011, 07:37:46 PM
Urechis unicinctus (Korean: ê°Å"불 (gaebul)) is a species of marine spoon worm. The common English name for this animal is "Korean Penis Fish", or more crudely, "Korean dickworms"[citation needed].
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Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: zl on December 17, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
Post by: zl on December 17, 2011, 07:42:05 PM
why is there no spoon worm clock !!!
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 17, 2011, 09:44:28 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 17, 2011, 09:44:28 PM
Make me koreandickfishclock
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on December 17, 2011, 10:00:44 PM
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on December 17, 2011, 10:00:44 PM
they kinda look like potatoes. But they also kinda look like dicks.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:44:12 AM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:44:12 AM
they look like geoducks
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:45:19 AM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:45:19 AM
wait why are they called "fish" if they're invertebrates?
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 02:46:26 AM
Quote from: VCRClock;1880961Korean dickworms
This is the greatest name for any animal ever.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:48:56 AM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:48:56 AM
guys please answer question
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AnkhClock on December 18, 2011, 02:55:38 AM
Post by: AnkhClock on December 18, 2011, 02:55:38 AM
Quote from: Thor;1881053guys please answer question
because koreandickfish is a better name than korean dickinvertabrate
dumbass
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 02:57:06 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 02:57:06 AM
Quote from: Thor;1881053guys please answer question
The same reason silverfish are called fish and not insects and canadian people are called people and not shaved baboons wearing clothes.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 02:58:15 AM
I dont think god should have had Adam name all the animals, because he's doing a shit job
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AnkhClock on December 18, 2011, 04:02:13 AM
Post by: AnkhClock on December 18, 2011, 04:02:13 AM
Quote from: Thor;1881062I dont think god should have had Adam name all the animals, because he's doing a shit job
theres a ton of animals dude
I'd cut corners too
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kombucha on December 18, 2011, 04:22:33 AM
Post by: Kombucha on December 18, 2011, 04:22:33 AM
Mantis shrimps aren't mantises or shrimps and they only have a passing resemblance to either of the animals they're named after.
I usually opt for calling them stomatopods because of this but then people almost never know what I'm talking about. Even the spell checker here doesn't recognize it.
Korean dickworm is a good name, though.
I usually opt for calling them stomatopods because of this but then people almost never know what I'm talking about. Even the spell checker here doesn't recognize it.
Korean dickworm is a good name, though.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Asshatclock on December 18, 2011, 06:14:40 AM
Post by: Asshatclock on December 18, 2011, 06:14:40 AM
There should be a pokemon based off this.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 06:50:47 PM
Post by: Thor on December 18, 2011, 06:50:47 PM
Quote from: Asshatclock;1881084There should be a pokemon based off this.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 08:26:00 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 08:26:00 PM
Cloyster is a pokemon based off a vagina
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 08:38:12 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 08:38:12 PM
So..pokemon is like the bible? And the bible is all just a lie? Whos god then is it squirtle? Hes mi favorite
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:05:21 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:05:21 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1881212So..pokemon is like the bible? And the bible is all just a lie? Whos god then is it squirtle? Hes mi favorite
but we all know arceus doesnt real
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 18, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
Post by: GearBoxClock on December 18, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
There is one prophet and his name is Pikachu
*Edit* Wouldn't it be RCUS
*Edit* Wouldn't it be RCUS
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:28:45 PM
What the hell is arcreus i stopped watching that show after like the 2nd time they made new pokemon. I was probably like 8 or 9 years old
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:31:06 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1881239What the hell is arcreus i stopped watching that show after like the 2nd time they made new pokemon. I was probably like 8 or 9 years old
Every generation they have to one up themselves to keep kids interested. After doing the elements, the winds, the pokemon who churned up the seas the lands and the sky, and the rulers of time and space, they eventually ended up at the lord thy god and satan. I'm not sure what Black and White's legendaries are supposed to be. Yin and Yang? I guess there's nowhere to go but down.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:34:44 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:34:44 PM
Lugia would piss on that beast
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:35:36 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:35:36 PM
Not ho ho though ho ho is a piece of shit bird
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:39:59 PM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 18, 2011, 09:39:59 PM
Quote from: GearBoxClock;1881231There is one prophet and his name is Pikachu
*Edit* Wouldn't it be RCUS
pikajew
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 19, 2011, 07:36:01 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 19, 2011, 07:36:01 PM
only you guys can ruin a perfectly good thread about dick fish by derailing it into Japanese animation discussion.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 08:19:23 PM
Well as long as you dont post a thousand pictures of actual dick in it then im happy
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Thor on December 19, 2011, 08:25:30 PM
Post by: Thor on December 19, 2011, 08:25:30 PM
oh peanutbutter what hast thou wrought?
It is only a matter of time now
It is only a matter of time now
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 19, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 19, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1881430Well as long as you dont post a thousand pictures of actual dick in it then im happy
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 09:19:21 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 09:19:21 PM
Yew love cocks and man butts
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: WiiClock on December 19, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
Post by: WiiClock on December 19, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
you guys are dumb as fuck they aren't called penis fish because they look like dicks even though i bet you wish they did you'd probably import a whole box from kim song dongs and shove them all into your loose buttholes
they're called penis fish because they swim through your fucking urethra and start fucking your shit up from the inside and they're so painful that most men just opt to chop their own dicks off from the madness that comes along with having one of these swimming in your junk
they're called penis fish because they swim through your fucking urethra and start fucking your shit up from the inside and they're so painful that most men just opt to chop their own dicks off from the madness that comes along with having one of these swimming in your junk
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 11:54:42 PM
Post by: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK on December 19, 2011, 11:54:42 PM
no those ding dongs wont fit in my urethra, theyre definitely called dick fish because they look like dicks and stuff squirts out their tips
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 20, 2011, 12:38:52 AM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 20, 2011, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1881472no those ding dongs wont fit in my urethra, theyre definitely called dick fish because they look like dicks and stuff squirts out their tips
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 20, 2011, 12:43:35 AM
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on December 20, 2011, 12:43:35 AM
Quote from: WiiClock;1881462you guys are dumb as fuck they aren't called penis fish because they look like dicks even though i bet you wish they did you'd probably import a whole box from kim song dongs and shove them all into your loose buttholes
they're called penis fish because they swim through your fucking urethra and start fucking your shit up from the inside and they're so painful that most men just opt to chop their own dicks off from the madness that comes along with having one of these swimming in your junk
Jesus candirus are bastards. Fuck those fish.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: SoBe Clock on December 20, 2011, 12:49:24 AM
Post by: SoBe Clock on December 20, 2011, 12:49:24 AM
Quote from: WiiClock;1881462you guys are dumb as fuck they aren't called penis fish because they look like dicks even though i bet you wish they did you'd probably import a whole box from kim song dongs and shove them all into your loose buttholes
they're called penis fish because they swim through your fucking urethra and start fucking your shit up from the inside and they're so painful that most men just opt to chop their own dicks off from the madness that comes along with having one of these swimming in your junk
You're thinking of this fish.
The Candiru Asu. It's a type of catfish.
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1881487Jesus candirus are bastards. Fuck those fish.
Actually the fish kind of fuck you.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kombucha on December 20, 2011, 01:41:08 AM
Post by: Kombucha on December 20, 2011, 01:41:08 AM
It's very unlikely that candiru's actually do that. Most claims are unreliable anecdotes, most of the handful that are anything more than that are over a hundred years old, and the only documented case is considered to be, at best, a freak occurrence, as it would be incredibly difficult, if not outright impossible, for the candiru to enter a urethra (it's small, but not THAT small), and candirus do not exhibit an attraction to human blood or urine.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on December 20, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
Post by: AmberArachnidClock on December 20, 2011, 02:01:35 AM
I think the lesson is that if you're gonna pee in the amazon, do it in squirts
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kombucha on December 20, 2011, 02:03:24 AM
Post by: Kombucha on December 20, 2011, 02:03:24 AM
Quote from: SatelliteClock;1881501I think the lesson is that if you're gonna pee in the amazon,don't listen to the locals because they're all incredibly superstitious.
Or you could just pee behind a tree instead, if you're that paranoid.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 20, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
Post by: Kodiakclock on December 20, 2011, 06:00:59 PM
dont go to the amazon that place is shit.
Title: Korean Penis Fish
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on December 20, 2011, 07:29:28 PM
Post by: SchnozzberryClock on December 20, 2011, 07:29:28 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1881502Or you could just pee behind a tree instead, if you're that paranoid.
Yeah sure then a bunch of bullet ants will shriek their way off the branches and sting your cock inside-out.
The lesson here is this: rainforests are jerks.