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Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 04, 2014, 11:24:41 PM
The sole reason why the clockcrew is dead is:

BB10
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 05, 2014, 12:11:28 AM
The sole reason why the clockcrew is undead is:

ZombieLincoln













this is fun
Title: guys I figured it out
Post by: PolyhedronClock on August 05, 2014, 01:51:33 AM
The sole reason why the clockcrew is dead is:

[yourname][/yourname]
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Slurpee on August 05, 2014, 01:53:59 AM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973215The sole reason why the clockcrew is dead is:

BB10

this but unironically
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: miracle fruit on August 05, 2014, 02:46:03 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1973220this but unironically

ikr
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 04:00:01 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1973220this but unironically

Who said i was being ironic
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 05, 2014, 11:04:01 AM
quality thread
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 05, 2014, 11:04:09 AM
not being sarcastic
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 01:15:31 PM
This thread isnt even a joke the only reason i didn't post it in general discussion is because of my poor self esteem.

I also blame that on bb10
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: RobClock on August 05, 2014, 02:15:59 PM
There's nothing more depressing than coming on and seeing 5-10 new posts, only for every one of them to be a fucking BB10 post.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 05, 2014, 04:35:24 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973215The sole reason why the clockcrew is dead is:

BB10

heh. the ONLY thing that kills the clockcrew is procastination, lack of activity (if any), lack of willpower, lack of flash movies, lack of new material, and a general state of ''fuck it, we're dead anyway''
which doesnt helps the current situation.

plus, many members have stopped posting, which makes things worse.
and we scared the noobs away, because we kept banning them for everything.
(so, no more new members for the CC).

enjoy your breakfast, and eat well, because tonight we dine in OBLIVION!
Quote from: Slurpee;1973220this but unironically

ah. but why do you dislike me so much? really.
if i am worthless, then why are you even interested in my posts and behavior?
and if i am not worthless, then how come you think im part of the problem?

huh. odd situations...

Quote from: AstronautClock;1973229quality thread, and im not being sarcastic, because i like to follow the big guys
here you are, astronaut. you hate me, like the cool kids do.
let me tell you one thing:
get in the line.
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973236This thread isnt even a joke the only reason i didn't post it in general discussion is because of my poor self esteem.

I also blame that on bb10
its true.
so yeah, here's something for your low self esteem: you're a foolish dumpster.

Quote from: RobClock;1973237There's nothing more depressing than coming on and seeing 5-10 new posts, only for every one of them to be a fucking BB10 post.
i agree, but would you prefer no posts at all? because that's what i've been seeing in the forums for the last month or so.

if you wanna help the situation, dont blame me...
do something about it. you have the skills, you have the talent.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Smegheadclock on August 05, 2014, 05:08:18 PM
Quote from: PolyhedronClock;1973219The sole reason why the clockcrew is dead is:

[yourname][/yourname]

I'd say that's about right.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Slurpee on August 05, 2014, 05:42:01 PM
bb10, I have you on ignore, but I want you to know, the best thing that you could say, the most worthwhile contribution you could make to the clock crew, from this point until the end of time and extending backward in time to the beginning of your life, is nothing. if you just shut up, people won't have to deal with you, and you won't be making people tired, and irritated, and hate coming here, and if you do it long enough your contribution level per capita will eventually logarithmically approach zero, from the deeply, deeply negative side that you currently occupy, and eventually hopefully finally get rounded off and forgotten about, maybe sometime after our generation of the human species has died off completely.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Slurpee on August 05, 2014, 05:48:35 PM
it's difficult to be mean to you, is what it boils down to. you're like cancer or the antichrist, except cute as a puppy, and gradually individuals can no longer live with the awful thing that you are, and have to make a choice between telling you so, or moving on to greener pastures. the most righteous and noble thing that you could do, then, is to make the choice for them. take it into your own hands and leave the clock crew forever. with you away, no longer will anybody have to choose between happiness and the clock crew.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 06:36:14 PM
ooh according to BB10 i'm one of the "big guys"
i take that part about the self-esteem back
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 06:38:12 PM
here's my impression of a BB10 post:
Quotegibberish
Quotegibberish
Quotegibberish
Quotegibberish
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 06:55:41 PM
[SWF=width=550 height=400]http://files.myfrogbag.com/gqcfoi/w.swf[/SWF]
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 05, 2014, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1973241bb10, I have you on ignore, but I want you to know, the best thing that you could say, the most worthwhile contribution you could make to the clock crew, from this point until the end of time and extending backward in time to the beginning of your life, is nothing. if you just shut up, people won't have to deal with you, and you won't be making people tired, and irritated, and hate coming here, and if you do it long enough your contribution level per capita will eventually logarithmically approach zero, from the deeply, deeply negative side that you currently occupy, and eventually hopefully finally get rounded off and forgotten about, maybe sometime after our generation of the human species has died off completely.

how about you shut up? being a wise-ass is extremely annoying as well, but you dont see me complaining about your pseudo-intellectual views, and your ''i am better-than-you'' syndrome.
(until now, ofc)

also, i like it how you call me useless and that i am a negative point in humanity, it really makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. (plus, my hatred keeps me even more warm, just for you! :D )

what have YOU done worthwhile for humanity, my good slurpee?
what is that? oh, you know all the history of the clock crew. nice. anything else?
oh, you write eloquent and clever, witty posts, with infinite walls of text and some pseudo-intellequal meaning to them.
nice! add some voltaire quotes there, some plato quotes in there, and presto! a good, solid slurpee post.
but dont forget the cynicism, it makes your posts, oh the more enjoyable.

hahaha, so good.
i think you should get down from your high horse, slurpee, and stop calling people useless.
its rude, and pointless, like your views about me.

Quote from: Slurpee;1973242it's difficult to be mean to you, is what it boils down to. you're like cancer or the antichrist, except cute as a puppy, and gradually individuals can no longer live with the awful thing that you are, and have to make a choice between telling you so, or moving on to greener pastures. the most righteous and noble thing that you could do, then, is to make the choice for them. take it into your own hands and leave the clock crew forever. with you away, no longer will anybody have to choose between happiness and the clock crew.

.....

wow, that's a ''redeeming'' / ''hard to be mean at you'' kind of post?

its nice that you compare me to cancer, or to other cheerful stuff, while you are also part of the problem as well as i am. (if not more).

the clock crew is dying, and the cause of this.. is not me, or rob, or something that you can grasp:
PEOPLE got tired of us. time passes. we are obsolete, and we have eliminated all the possible new members by promptly banning them on a weekly basis.
we dont do movies anymore. people get bored. people procastinate and say ''oh, fuck it.''
others, get tired from the clock crew, and eventually leave, because they are too old, or too tired to give a shit.

however, i refuse to give up. i like this crew, and i grew up watching many good CC movies.
you might call my membership in here useless, or even my whole existence on this earth useless, but im better than you, slurpee. at least i have some human elements and feelings inside me, and im not just a I'm a edgy teen smartass, trying to impose his ''incredible'' views to everyone. im not hurting people's feelings.
i never compare people with cancer, or with death or with the devil. thats an awful thing to say, and lets not forget the ''your existence means a negative point to humanity''.

so, silence from me is a good contribution, huh?
how about you do the same, slurps?

im really tired by your hate towards me.
but the worst thing is, you dont know WHY you hate me.
you just think that im the thing that kills the clock-crew. im not. your lack of desire to animate/draw/do art in general is what kills the clock crew, even if it is only a small part of the damage.
(especially if you combine it with all the collective lazyness/boredom)

and if im worthless, then why do you post about me?
why do you waste your precious hours into typing all those shit about me?
let me tell you why. because you envy me. you hate me and my existence here, gives a purpose into your clock-life.
my presence in here, albeit negative, it feeds you. your ego, your pride, your sense of superiority, you name it.
it just makes you feel better about yourself, and you love it.

well, what can i say, i feel sorry for you.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 05, 2014, 08:25:08 PM
tl;tr

fuck you slurpee. go fuck yourself you arrogant prick.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 05, 2014, 08:30:00 PM
itt bb10 is actually john candy
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 05, 2014, 08:35:04 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973243ooh according to BB10 i'm one of the "big guys"
i take that part about the self-esteem back

you are still an idiot tho.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 05, 2014, 08:39:51 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973250itt bb10 is actually john candy

i dont get it.

explain it to me, you delightful child
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 05, 2014, 10:27:13 PM
This thread breaks my heart




for a reason, yes, but it's still broken.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: miracle fruit on August 05, 2014, 10:28:42 PM
Quote from: DumpsterClock;1973245[SWF=width=550 height=400]http://files.myfrogbag.com/gqcfoi/w.swf[/SWF]

hahaha
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: RobClock on August 05, 2014, 10:58:52 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1973247the cause of this.. is not me, or rob, or something that you can grasp:

Fuck you. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 05, 2014, 11:09:49 PM
You'd think a ball would be better at rolling with it
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: EvilBeanClock on August 05, 2014, 11:26:42 PM
its pezclock
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Slurpee on August 06, 2014, 03:41:16 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1973247how about you shut up? being a wise-ass is extremely annoying as well, but you dont see me complaining about your pseudo-intellectual views, and your ''i am better-than-you'' syndrome.
(until now, ofc)

also, i like it how you call me useless and that i am a negative point in humanity, it really makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. (plus, my hatred keeps me even more warm, just for you! :D )

what have YOU done worthwhile for humanity, my good slurpee?
what is that? oh, you know all the history of the clock crew. nice. anything else?
oh, you write eloquent and clever, witty posts, with infinite walls of text and some pseudo-intellequal meaning to them.
nice! add some voltaire quotes there, some plato quotes in there, and presto! a good, solid slurpee post.
but dont forget the cynicism, it makes your posts, oh the more enjoyable.

hahaha, so good.
i think you should get down from your high horse, slurpee, and stop calling people useless.
its rude, and pointless, like your views about me.


 
.....

wow, that's a ''redeeming'' / ''hard to be mean at you'' kind of post?

its nice that you compare me to cancer, or to other cheerful stuff, while you are also part of the problem as well as i am. (if not more).

the clock crew is dying, and the cause of this.. is not me, or rob, or something that you can grasp:
PEOPLE got tired of us. time passes. we are obsolete, and we have eliminated all the possible new members by promptly banning them on a weekly basis.
we dont do movies anymore. people get bored. people procastinate and say ''oh, fuck it.''
others, get tired from the clock crew, and eventually leave, because they are too old, or too tired to give a shit.

however, i refuse to give up. i like this crew, and i grew up watching many good CC movies.
you might call my membership in here useless, or even my whole existence on this earth useless, but im better than you, slurpee. at least i have some human elements and feelings inside me, and im not just a I'm a edgy teen smartass, trying to impose his ''incredible'' views to everyone. im not hurting people's feelings.
i never compare people with cancer, or with death or with the devil. thats an awful thing to say, and lets not forget the ''your existence means a negative point to humanity''.

so, silence from me is a good contribution, huh?
how about you do the same, slurps?

im really tired by your hate towards me.
but the worst thing is, you dont know WHY you hate me.
you just think that im the thing that kills the clock-crew. im not. your lack of desire to animate/draw/do art in general is what kills the clock crew, even if it is only a small part of the damage.
(especially if you combine it with all the collective lazyness/boredom)

and if im worthless, then why do you post about me?
why do you waste your precious hours into typing all those shit about me?
let me tell you why. because you envy me. you hate me and my existence here, gives a purpose into your clock-life.
my presence in here, albeit negative, it feeds you. your ego, your pride, your sense of superiority, you name it.
it just makes you feel better about yourself, and you love it.

well, what can i say, i feel sorry for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

I don't hate you. I don't even know you. you came into the space I was already occupying and annoyed the shit out of me whenever I showed up, and I gradually moved from being polite to being bluntly honest about it. that's the full extent of our relationship.

dumpsterclock thinks you're John Candy's character in the film Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
I'm convinced you're Tom fucking Ripley and I'm glad you never got ahold of my facebook you goddamn obsessive psychotic.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 06, 2014, 09:18:06 AM
Quote from: RobClock;1973256Fuck you. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you.

yeah, yeah, big words, rob-clock.
im shaking in fear seeing your 12 year old fists raised against me.

why do you insult me? have i insulted you?
please elaborate.

Quote from: Slurpee;1973261http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borderline_personality_disorder

I don't hate you. I don't even know you. you came into the space I was already occupying and annoyed the shit out of me whenever I showed up, and I gradually moved from being polite to being bluntly honest about it. that's the full extent of our relationship.

dumpsterclock thinks you're John Candy's character in the film Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
I'm convinced you're Tom fucking Ripley and I'm glad you never got ahold of my facebook you goddamn obsessive psychotic.

hah. when you spend time talking about me, and writing painfully long paragraphs and huge essays about me being an annoying loser,
you're not hating me, your going beyond that. way beyond that. you are obsessed with me, and you would love it if i never posted again in the clock crew.
well, i have news for you, buddy.

in this world, different people co-exist with each other.

if you can't handle that, go to a mountain and become a hermit. you might even like it.

also, you compare me with tom ripley? thats funny. tom ripley invented different personalities and assumed their role, he became the other people, he imitated their behavior, their habits, their way of talking.
tom ripley is a psycopath, and a fictional character. get a grasp of reality and stop hallucinating. LSD is bad for you.

as for your facebook, i dont care for you. you are as important for me, as a piece of a dried up turd on my shoe.
maybe even less. and the sole reason that im writing this, is my optimistic hope that you might get some sense in that thick skull of yours, and that you might -maybe- shut up.
leave me alone. ignore me. let me be.
continue your pseudo-intellectual posts. be a smarty-pants.
just let me be, i dont hurt anyone.

you bloody sociopath
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 06, 2014, 09:26:15 AM
itt bb10 becomes the next schoolshooting guy
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 06, 2014, 09:26:57 AM
threads like this is what makes me want to make flash
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 06, 2014, 09:33:00 AM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1973263itt bb10 becomes the next schoolshooting guy

far from it.

im completely sane, unlike what mr. ''professor'' might say about me.

if im crazy, then he (slurpee) is a first class psycopath. or an agoraphobic sociopath with a superiority complex.

better check out for slurpee in schools.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 06, 2014, 10:36:22 AM
I believe you guys will team up or start a rivalry where you both try to one up each other in the amounts of victims youve made
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 06, 2014, 02:13:10 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1973266I believe you guys will team up or start a rivalry where you both try to one up each other in the amounts of victims youve made

heh. good post.

its dissapointing, that instead of doing flash and preparing for clockday, all we do now is drama threads.
maybe that is our legacy
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: d u m p y on August 06, 2014, 02:21:09 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1973264threads like this is what makes me want to make flash

dumpsterclock: 1
bb10: 0
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: EnglishClock on August 06, 2014, 03:41:06 PM
(https://clockcrew.net/talk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mb85gz7UkS1qiplke.jpg&hash=d6aebccdaef0460bef14619a051f2179ab1fa347)
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: Slurpee on August 06, 2014, 04:34:53 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1973262yeah, yeah, big words, rob-clock.
im shaking in fear seeing your 12 year old fists raised against me.

why do you insult me? have i insulted you?
please elaborate.


 
hah. when you spend time talking about me, and writing painfully long paragraphs and huge essays about me being an annoying loser,
you're not hating me, your going beyond that. way beyond that. you are obsessed with me, and you would love it if i never posted again in the clock crew.
well, i have news for you, buddy.

in this world, different people co-exist with each other.

if you can't handle that, go to a mountain and become a hermit. you might even like it.

also, you compare me with tom ripley? thats funny. tom ripley invented different personalities and assumed their role, he became the other people, he imitated their behavior, their habits, their way of talking.
tom ripley is a psycopath, and a fictional character. get a grasp of reality and stop hallucinating. LSD is bad for you.

as for your facebook, i dont care for you. you are as important for me, as a piece of a dried up turd on my shoe.
maybe even less. and the sole reason that im writing this, is my optimistic hope that you might get some sense in that thick skull of yours, and that you might -maybe- shut up.
leave me alone. ignore me. let me be.
continue your pseudo-intellectual posts. be a smarty-pants.
just let me be, i dont hurt anyone.

you bloody sociopath

yeah keep going champ. twist me into this dream version of myself that must exist for your behavior to be justifiable, that'll prove how not crazy you are. not like our entire history is here on the website for anybody to look up and there's absolutely no evidence to bear out your polemic.

oh did I say entire history? that's not quite correct, because you also have a very well documented history of stalking clocks to other websites and harassing them there, which irritated one of our developers so much he made a thread in the grid specifically asking to ban you, and the only reason it didn't happen was the majority opinion was that you're so goddamn annoying it wouldn't stop you, and then that developer mysteriously stopped working on the extremely important project he was working on and disappeared. but no, I'm just being mean and crazy, your stalking and harassment of clocks both here and offsite is actually a good thing that encourages production. (that was a sarcastic remark I know sometimes you have trouble.)
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 06, 2014, 05:57:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1973273only reason it didn't happen was the majority opinion was that you're so goddamn annoying it wouldn't stop you, and then that developer mysteriously stopped working on the extremely important project he was working on and disappeared.

damn I didnt know that shit
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: PhantomCatClock on August 06, 2014, 06:17:59 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1973262have i insulted you?

Quote from: AstronautClock;1973264threads like this is what makes me want to make flash

If this thread didn't get way real way fast, I'd say goldmine it.






I have yet to see something I disagree with, even if it's always followed with "...but I like BB10" :(
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: zl on August 06, 2014, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1973264threads like this is what makes me want to make flash

yup
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 07, 2014, 05:21:07 AM
Quote from: Slurpee;1973273yeah keep going champ. twist me into this dream version of myself that must exist for your behavior to be justifiable, that'll prove how not crazy you are. not like our entire history is here on the website for anybody to look up and there's absolutely no evidence to bear out your polemic.

oh did I say entire history? that's not quite correct, because you also have a very well documented history of stalking clocks to other websites and harassing them there, which irritated one of our developers so much he made a thread in the grid specifically asking to ban you, and the only reason it didn't happen was the majority opinion was that you're so goddamn annoying it wouldn't stop you, and then that developer mysteriously stopped working on the extremely important project he was working on and disappeared. but no, I'm just being mean and crazy, your stalking and harassment of clocks both here and offsite is actually a good thing that encourages production. (that was a sarcastic remark I know sometimes you have trouble.)

sure thing.

i AM annoying, and i was even more annoying in my first years in the clock crew (2007-2008), if you needed a site research to prove that, then you're way more I'm a edgy teen than i originally thought.
also, please clarify on the ''stalking'' chapter.
is clicking the ''newgrounds link'' of a user in their clock-crew profile (that exists there for everyone to see) and sending a PM in their NG accounts a ''harassing'' situation?
hardly.

i think you like to blow things out of proportion slurpee, and that's sad, because i never thought that you was a drama king, in addition to being a sociopath, and an obssesed man with everything that you dislike.

tell me, slurpee, apart from this ''mysterious developer that i ''harassed'' and scared away'', WHO else was harassed from me?
and dont consider the usual messages that i say in the tone of ''hello, im bb10! how are you (insert name here)-clock? would you like to return back in to the CC? have a nice day!'' as a harassment.
because if THOSE messages and PM's are harassment, then you are obviously way more delusional than i thought.
and slightly bipolar, the term that you familiarised with me.

speaking of delusional, i might add a wikipedia article just for your mental state, like you did:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_disorder

(i forgot to add that you are an agoraphobic sociopath with an extreme superiority complex, but you can find it, you're a ''smart'' boy.)

so, yeah, prove me that i harassed people, or that im a bipolar, and i might entertain the thought to conversate with you about it.
but i want evidence, not half-assed excuses and imaginations made up from your deluded, superstitious mind.

oh, and be sure to tell me the clock-name of the developer that i ''harassed''. or is that made up from your mind as well?

last but not least, i get sarcasm very well, i dont have problems with understanding things, dont worry.
i am not I'm a edgy teen as you are.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: BilliardBall10 on August 07, 2014, 05:25:06 AM
Quote from: AstronautClock;1973277damn I didnt know that shit

i wonder the same. WHO is that mysterious developer who would save the clock-crew, and that i, the stupid bb10, scared away?!

my powers must be great to achieve such a thing.

its not like the guy got tired from the clock crew, or that he grew up, and family,work,children and life made him to stop fooling around in the internet. no. this wouldnt make sense, right?!

gee, slurpee, you are a genius.
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 07, 2014, 08:33:39 AM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1973297i wonder the same. WHO is that mysterious developer who would save the clock-crew, and that i, the stupid bb10, scared away?!

my powers must be great to achieve such a thing.

its not like the guy got tired from the clock crew, or that he grew up, and family,work,children and life made him to stop fooling around in the internet. no. this wouldnt make sense, right?!

gee, slurpee, you are a genius.

I cant get into the grid but I'd say its weenie roast based on that hes not around anymore
Title: guys i figured it out
Post by: AstronautClock on August 07, 2014, 08:33:53 AM
and that he thought you were annoying and stalking him on facebook