Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 10:50:59 PM
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 10:50:59 PM
I'm a Toys R' Us kid.
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Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 10:52:48 PM
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 10:52:48 PM
How is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Gore_Clock on October 01, 2005, 10:53:02 PM
Post by: Gore_Clock on October 01, 2005, 10:53:02 PM
There's a million toys at Toys R' Us that I can play with.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Solenoidclock on October 01, 2005, 10:55:10 PM
Post by: Solenoidclock on October 01, 2005, 10:55:10 PM
:capper: Growing is inevitable. :capper:
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 10:56:32 PM
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 10:56:32 PM
Quote from: slurpeeHow is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?
Plastic surgery.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 10:56:48 PM
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 10:56:48 PM
Quote from: Solenoidclock:capper: Growing is inevitable. :capper:As I understand it, the Dutch live in a place where this is not true.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: EefOofClock on October 01, 2005, 11:04:14 PM
Post by: EefOofClock on October 01, 2005, 11:04:14 PM
Quote from: slurpeeHow is a Toys R Us kid so different from a standard kid that growing up becomes optional?
It's the MSG. They lace their toys with anti aging material, it's science.
Plus, their toys are worth not aging to have. Remeber the undercover Donatello? The one with the mask and mustache? Yeah, laced with LSD, I bought 98 of them.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: bigbadron on October 01, 2005, 11:07:39 PM
Post by: bigbadron on October 01, 2005, 11:07:39 PM
Quote from: Gore_ClockThere's a million toys at Toys R' Us that I can play with.
from bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: ReptileClock on October 01, 2005, 11:12:06 PM
Post by: ReptileClock on October 01, 2005, 11:12:06 PM
Quote from: slurpeeAs I understand it, the Dutch live in a place where this is not true.
This can also be true for people in the US*. :dork:
(*Note: ReptileClock lives in the US.)
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Zeffy on October 01, 2005, 11:22:33 PM
Post by: Zeffy on October 01, 2005, 11:22:33 PM
Quote from: bigbadronfrom bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.
Too bad their video game selection and prices suck. D: <
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 11:24:58 PM
Post by: Losperman on October 01, 2005, 11:24:58 PM
Quote from: bigbadronfrom bikes, to trains, to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is.
I don't wanna grow up, 'cus if I DID...
...I'd be Wade Fulp.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 11:28:12 PM
Post by: Slurpee on October 01, 2005, 11:28:12 PM
Quote from: LospermanI don't wanna grow up, 'cus if I DID...Yes.
...I'd be Wade Fulp.
Look at him.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 02, 2005, 04:04:07 AM
Post by: AlbinoClock on October 02, 2005, 04:04:07 AM
Quote from: EefOofClockIt's the MSG. They lace their toys with anti aging material, it's science.
Plus, their toys are worth not aging to have. Remeber the undercover Donatello? The one with the mask and mustache? Yeah, laced with LSD, I bought 98 of them.
That explains my entire childhood.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: PintClock on October 02, 2005, 04:59:59 AM
Post by: PintClock on October 02, 2005, 04:59:59 AM
I want to be an adult when I grow up.
Title: I don't wanna grow up
Post by: StrangeClock on October 02, 2005, 05:02:52 AM
Post by: StrangeClock on October 02, 2005, 05:02:52 AM
And that boy's name was "11."