Shocking news flash: I actually prefer almost any other brand over Heineken it's just that my underdeveloped taste in beers preferred Heineken at age 14. Heineken is flavorless shite that only tastes good when exported because apparently that's what they decide to produce quality. Grolsch, Hertog Jan or Jupiler please.

Quote from: GearBoxClock;1726860Oh man. You were so awesome. You have a squid avatar!

You can't leave while you're a squid!

okay

Quote from: Nasty Nas;1726857you still suck

Thx man that's the best I expected to be posted

Quote from: Megan Fox;1726858You'll come back... THEY ALL COME BACK!! THEY  ALL DO!!!!

I already came back a hundred times, it's really time I gave up.
A lot of people here will agree it was time to give up the first time I left.

Dearest, bestest, Clock Crew.
I'm through.
I've bullshitted you, paralysis and shit,
But my support and love have been legit.

Your submissions and work have been inspiring,
But that doesn't stop me from retiring,
Although I've tried to play the part,
It was stupid to start off as DemonHeart.

I've been Heineken, Sky and now Football,
More than four years if I recall,
It's time to set the record straight,
I'll never start with a clean slate.

So here it is, my final words,
Saying goodbye to you sweet nerds,
I'm off to enjoy my own things now,
Meow (I sort of gave up here)

Clock Crew, I wish you the best of luck in taking over Newgrounds and the world. If you need me for anything that doesn't require sleeping with a guy I'll be happy to help. I've come to realise I could go over and over again registring new accounts whenever I get a new IP adress, but my past keeps coming back to me. Lying to you about being a cripple was probably the stupidest thing I ever did.

I'll never forgive you for making Patriot a supermod (I think I saw that a couple weeks ago but I may be wrong) but for the rest I love you guys and will never forget what you did for me. Making flash submissions for the Clock Crew became a career decision for me and changed my life for the better. I'm nearly done with my college course now and am planning to do another one once I'm done, but not after I've seen the world. Hopefully I'll meet some of you guys in South America once I go there, but maybe it's better if I don't.

I'm living on my own now, and there's a poster on my wall I made for a theatre a while back that has an AppleClock easter egg in it. I'll think of this place every time I look at it. Everybody, best of luck, and for the catholics or otherwise religious out there, god bless.

-Heineken <3


(User was banned for this post; Reason: We don't make goodbye threads round these parts. You feel like coming back you'll find you can't.)

Quote from: Funshine Bear;1726704Also, people that have spent more than a couple of years here, most likely only keep coming back because they've been part of it for so long and they sort of stopped giving a shit about this place.

grammatica nsb'er

Also most likely people that have spent here more than a couple of years only keep coming back here because they've been part of it for so long and they sort of stop giving a shit about this place

Thought I'd drop by and share

http://www.firstpersontetris.com/

Quote from: DillClock;1711218i remember the days when you guys were actually funny and great to hang around with

good times

No that was actually probably because you were a couple of years younger and found the lame shit actually funny.

It's weird that I can't remember my siblings' birthdays but I remember the day I joined the cc, despite going through several accounts.

Zat net even op dit forum, zegt een kennis van me "oh ja, bij mij op het werk zag ik laatst ook iemand op deze website, ook toevallig".

Je bent gespot door een kennis van me.

I think it's hilarious when someone on the Internet tells someone else they're "retarted". Also, Internet providers should start checking if people know the difference between there, their and they're. THEY'RE AWAY AND THEIR DOG IS OVER THERE. How hard is it?

I think it's annoying when people say "I could care less" which signifies that it's possible for them to care less, instead of "I couldn't care less".

Also yeah plurality with an apostrophe is really lame. Reading it is like listening to someone with a really annoying accent/speech impediment.

Quote from: Dr Clock;1699061tiger... regit    ... REGEDIT! oh fuck what

Oh boy you're funny I bet you're a blast around your friends

Wow that kid speaks english like you're supposed to. I didn't know there were any people like that left in the U.S.

I'm pretty sure this is what you're looking for:
http://www.efukt.com/205_No_Respect.html

1 Go up to a local business
2 Ask them if they need a new site/folder/business card/poster/whatever
3 If yes, make it for them

It's how I made money before landing a steady job

Quote from: Slurpee;1698051remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "goodbye" and you were like "no way!" and then I was all "we pretended we were going to murder you"?

Hahhahaha there's snot on my desk now ahhaha

Seriously, this forum is mostly troll free. The few you mistake for trolls are actually that bitter and lonely (I'm looking at you, Clam).

Quote from: RabidClock;1698263how do you troll a forum full of trolls?

Seriously I don't imagine trolling this forum would be so hard.

God dammit people. Learn how something works before becoming "outraged". Fucking imbeciles.