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Messages - PentagramClock

#1
Just when I think I'm out you people pull me back in...
#2
I hope Ford Prefect will be okay.
#3
Reception Desk / Soooooooo
May 30, 2010, 01:02:42 PM
How has your bad self been?
#4
General Discussion / The Muppets: American Woman
May 28, 2010, 06:51:49 PM
CANADIAN?!
#5
I hope Ron Jeremy is playing Bane.
#6
General Discussion / Gary Coleman is dead...
May 28, 2010, 02:40:06 PM
How ironic that he was the star of TV show Diff'rent Blow-Induced Cerebral Hemorrhages.
#7
General Discussion / I read the news today
April 27, 2010, 08:29:29 AM
living in his nowhere land!
#8
I think this would be offensive to many people so I will not participate.
#9
General Discussion / tttt
April 27, 2010, 08:22:56 AM
May I fellate you?
#10
Slug pellets in Curry sounds like an indie rock song title.
#11
Tried where hand?
#12
General Discussion / Death
January 28, 2010, 02:21:35 PM
You're all dead to me.
#13
General Discussion / Death
January 28, 2010, 12:50:54 PM
I'm dead inside.
#14
General Discussion / What do you like most in a girl?
January 24, 2010, 02:40:37 PM
Quote from: miralcefrit;172081405 clock 4 life

wutwut
#15
General Discussion / Who would win in a fight?
January 23, 2010, 07:14:40 AM
Would it technically be a win if Bill Murray were to commit suicide out of shame after Connery bones his wife?
#16
General Discussion / Fuck Jay Leno
January 22, 2010, 03:15:53 AM
Craig Ferguson > all
#17
Even if you get this ordination, you still have to file with the state to make it legal.
#18
Quote from: Magyar;1719456When I get ordained can I use my powers for evil? Or is it part of the contract to only use it for good?

Being good has never been a qualification for ministry before, I don't know why it should be now.


EDIT: I also like the online confession feature.
http://ulc.net/index.php?page=confession
#19
General Discussion / Sexual Harassment
January 19, 2010, 03:26:49 AM
Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1718242I'm not telling you to do anything, but that's pretty funny, right?

I'm not telling you to commit arson, but here's how to make a Molotov cocktail.
#20
General Discussion / Pokemon is evil etc
December 13, 2009, 01:09:19 PM
"They're so into this make-believe world that they can't distinguish fantasy from real(ity)"

L O L