Just when I think I'm out you people pull me back in...

I hope Ford Prefect will be okay.

How has your bad self been?

CANADIAN?!

I hope Ron Jeremy is playing Bane.

How ironic that he was the star of TV show Diff'rent Blow-Induced Cerebral Hemorrhages.

living in his nowhere land!

I think this would be offensive to many people so I will not participate.

May I fellate you?

Slug pellets in Curry sounds like an indie rock song title.

Tried where hand?

You're all dead to me.

I'm dead inside.

Quote from: miralcefrit;172081405 clock 4 life

wutwut

Would it technically be a win if Bill Murray were to commit suicide out of shame after Connery bones his wife?

Craig Ferguson > all

Even if you get this ordination, you still have to file with the state to make it legal.

Quote from: Magyar;1719456When I get ordained can I use my powers for evil? Or is it part of the contract to only use it for good?

Being good has never been a qualification for ministry before, I don't know why it should be now.


EDIT: I also like the online confession feature.
http://ulc.net/index.php?page=confession

Quote from: Roman Collar Clock;1718242I'm not telling you to do anything, but that's pretty funny, right?

I'm not telling you to commit arson, but here's how to make a Molotov cocktail.

"They're so into this make-believe world that they can't distinguish fantasy from real(ity)"

L O L