Mods are a bunch of moon faced doughnut heads.

Let me know if you guys have problems in the future. You know, girl problems, etc.

Yeah. I'm that one guy, Jonas.

You might recall my very popular flash,
StrawberryClock's Prison Adventure.

I may do a high definition remake of it this year. Or I'll be prick and replace it with sharks, who's to say?

Upgraded a bunch of computer equipment since I was last around, but I'm eager and excited to get back and help spurn community growth.

Anyways, as a reminder, during Clock Day, I'm a review mod, so let me know if you guys have any issue, and I'll get to the users when I have chance.

I'm also available for proper voice acting now.

As always, my AIM remains Bitterclock, so ding me on it sometime.

I'm always glad to help.

And goodness, I really need to update my .fla.

Back. Sorry for the delay.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331456 [made, and apperantly I've been ordered to make more adventures of Black Samson]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331536 [made this quickie]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331537 [Coauthored this]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331498 [coauthored this]

and watch for me in Absin's movie

40 year old virgin, enjoyed it very much, but the ending sucked.

wow. I have the urge to be motivated and eat veggies.

Just watched The Chronicles of Narnia . It was decent. As was stated previously with redundancy, yes, very stunted accelaration of the plot then supplemented by a rushed ending left me wanting more, but not willing to give it another go.

The animal CGI was quite neat though, and the Ice Queen was fucking awesome. That hair is everything I've ever wanted in a 7 foot tall dominatrix with magic powers.

Thanks. That helps an awful lot.

Quote from: TreeClockThis is another one of Sylvester K's specialties!

Me : It won't stop buzzing!
Sylvester K: There is no risk.
Me: My ass is buzzing!!!
Sylvester K: Did you swallow bees?
Me: What? No.
Sylvester K: There is no risk.
Sylvester K: Thank you for calling, bye.
Me: NOOO!!!!

Me: hello?
Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?
Me: Hi
Me: whenever i play my vibrator it  begins to make a loud buzzing noise
Me: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoying
Me: is there anything i could do to solve this problem?
Sylvester K: Is the model number of the handheld electronic device with this issue SR1030NX ?
Me: yes
Sylvester K: Thank you for confirming the model number.
Sylvester K: I understand that the  handheld electronic device makes a loud buzzing sound only while using alot of energy. Otherwise this sound is not produced.
Sylvester K: Am I right?
Me: correct
Sylvester K: When the issue first occur?
Me: a few months ago
Me: what is wrong with it?
Sylvester K: Have you checked if there are any dirt accumulated on the handheld electronic device?
Me: i have sprayed it out with dust off
Sylvester K: And also let me know if the handheld electronic device  gets heated up and/or the handheld electronic device freezes while playing the "games".
Me: the tower heats up in the back but not in the front, and there is no freezing during "games"
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it fixable?
Sylvester K: Alec, the computer making a loud buzzing sound is due the high usage putting a lot of load on the processor and the motor will make the handheld electronic device's fan to run at a faster speed thus causing the sound.
Sylvester K: This dildo comes with an Integrated graphics chip.
Me: ... that doesn't make sense.
Me: i bought a different one a while back
Me: a more powerful one
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: is it a high risk to my current one?
Sylvester K: Is the new graphics card installed on this handheld device?
Me: erm.... there is no display.
Sylvester K: It is not a high risk if washed.
Me: it has been operating for almost a year now
Sylvester K: Okay
Me: any solution or do i need to deal with the sound?
Me: Also, the bzzing does not stop until i restart.
Sylvester K: Thank you for buying from us, we hope to make your dreams as big as your heart.

He ended with that and i was disconnected.

Quote from: BoulderClockTS convo shit.

Man, that was a chode move on his part. I'd honestly call again and ask for a supervisor, though from experiance, that's dicey, as HP has roughly 4 service centers that I know of to route you through so you might not get the same one... but chin up. Tech support always sucks.

Me - can I help you?
Cust- Do you know anything about Speednet?
Me - No sir, I actually know nothing about it at all.
Cust- I'd like to ask you a question then.

What the fuck part of I don't know about your service didn't he get?
Christ, I feel for ya, Boulder. People suck.