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#1
Comedy Goldmine / LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
April 19, 2007, 03:24:03 PM
Quote from: Isison;780010Ok, let's me explain.

1. "I am from 4chan" --> I am from 4chan, so I'm a big fat liar. Whatever I say isn't true.
2. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is not true. Thus, "I am not from 4chan".
3. If I am not from 4chan, I am not a liar and I am honest. Whatever I say is true.
4. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is true. Thus, "I am from 4chan". So, we are back to step 1, and the loop goes on and on.

I came up with another fun one, and I'm gonna tell my teacher this tomorrow. This one is fun to tell your girlfriend, and I'm sure 3/4 my class is gonna running riot for this one. Ok, here it is :

"I am a raper and a liar".

Lol, this sentence loops from "I am a raper" to "I am not a raper" and back to "I am a raper" again. LOL, if you tell this to your girlfriend, and she will be like "OMG, you're raper" for one second and "Oh, you're not raper" for another second, and back to "OMG, you're raper" again and again. Her mind will alter between "you're raper" and "you're not raper" for days, and she will live in a state of confusion and scaryness. LOL

You're a fucking idiot.

Get the fuck out of my clockcrew.
#2
Comedy Goldmine / LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
April 19, 2007, 03:21:51 PM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

PS: Someone ban Isison. Please.
#3
Comedy Goldmine / LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher
April 19, 2007, 12:17:50 PM
Quote from: Isison;779714"I am from 4chan!"

You're a fucking idiot.
#4
Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;696289nice tiles on your wall

you sick fuck

I do belive those are bricks.
#5




HAI GUYZ!!!!111
#6
Quote from: SkyFire;678769K I will go first!


r u leik an emo/goth???!??!?
#7
Comedy Goldmine / Congratulations Dolphin Clock
December 24, 2006, 01:37:51 PM
I'M HAvE Had GEhY SEX WiTh DOLHPIn RITE NoW!!!
#8
Comedy Goldmine / Congratulations Dolphin Clock
December 24, 2006, 01:28:41 PM
Quote from: Dolphin;625001I am not dating floppydisc because i am not gay. i do not like gays

if you keep saying that i will ban you

omg whu made dis faGiT Mofrtator
#9
Comedy Goldmine / Seriously fun game
October 11, 2006, 10:32:44 AM
:D
#10
General Discussion / Morgan Quest 64
October 08, 2006, 11:33:09 AM
Check the inside pocket of your dirty white jackect you carlessly forgot about - see if it contains your user ID card.
#11
Comedy Goldmine / what is your personal clock joke?
September 18, 2006, 05:11:39 PM
Quote from: iPodClockDo a Flip.



ps. If you have a screenshot of the original post you are fucking god.

Dear iPodClock,

You have been warned for one of your posts, which violated Clock Crew BBS Rules. The reason you have been warned is because:

Learn to treat the ladies with respect.
(Warning Type = Drooling)

For this violation, you have been given : 1 point(s).
The point(s) will remain in your account for 14 days.
After that, they will be removed automatically.

The post for which you are warned can be seen here:

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Quote:
Originally Posted by iPodClock
WTFYOUFUCKINGNIGGERSIWILLHIJACKTHISFORUMTHENYOUWIL LHAVENOFRIENDSYOUUGLYFUCKFACESFUCKYOUALL.


Do a Flip.



ps. If you have a screenshot of the original post you are fucking god.
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#12
Comedy Goldmine / what is your personal clock joke?
September 18, 2006, 05:08:20 PM
Quote from: iPodClockWTFYOUFUCKINGNIGGERSIWILLHIJACKTHISFORUMTHENYOUWILLHAVENOFRIENDSYOUUGLYFUCKFACESFUCKYOUALL.

Do a Flip.



ps. If you have a screenshot of the original post you are fucking god.
#13
Comedy Goldmine / what is your personal clock joke?
September 18, 2006, 05:08:04 PM
WTFYOUFUCKINGNIGGERSIWILLHIJACKTHISFORUMTHENYOUWILLHAVENOFRIENDSYOUUGLYFUCKFACESFUCKYOUALL.
#14
Quote from: VikingIts funny, because when I was looking at your picture, I was doing the same thing with my hand.


Its funny, beacuse when I was reading your post, I was doing the same thing with my hand.
#15
Quote from: ChickenClockhere's me


^___^

Dont lie.


 :cool:
#16
Quote from: AthenaisWell here we go :)
That's me ^^



Prepare to be raped.
#17
Quote from: Kinder Egg Clockpicture

emo.
#18
Comedy Goldmine / The Holocaust never Happened!
September 09, 2006, 12:53:58 PM
Quote from: PirateClockZingggg


Goldmine get
#19
Comedy Goldmine / The Holocaust never Happened!
September 09, 2006, 12:42:22 PM
Quote from: Moose ClockThats why he killed himself.

He killed himself when he saw his gas bill.
#20
Comedy Goldmine / We really need a rectum forum
September 07, 2006, 03:47:33 PM
Quote from: ElementsClockB&!

Black Sabbath.