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#1

General Discussion / DAE Haven't Visited Clock Crew in Years?

July 08, 2014, 09:21:55 PM

god bb10 just shut the fuck up you loser

#2

General Discussion / where is everyone that didnt suck?

May 30, 2014, 03:18:16 PM

bb10 too

#3

General Discussion / where is everyone that didnt suck?

May 30, 2014, 03:18:09 PM

hooch clock is a worthless piece of gum on my boot

#4

General Discussion / Air Your Grievances

July 24, 2013, 02:10:00 PM

I just wish [yourname][/yourname] would leave the Clock Crew forever.

#5

General Discussion / Cyber Emergency

August 28, 2009, 06:01:39 PM

Just to make sure everybody knows, in the event that marshal law is declared and the internet is shut down, the Clock Crew has a back-up website on the Ãœnternet (generously hosted by Prof. Destructo from his spare servers in the Mountain of Menace. Thanks, Bill!) Subdomain Clock Crew, top-level .4ta, or U.P. 5.537.80.0.8. If you can't remember it, write it down. You can also find it scrawled in 6 foot high roman numerals in the Hall of Cataclysm, B Wing. Should be the first door on your left when you go in.

For those of you that don't have Ãœnternet access, contact BaconBurgerClock, and if you pass The Trials, he'll tell you how you can get hooked up.

Speak of this to no one.

-SBC

#6

General Discussion / I hate it when people pile cearal higher than the edge of thier bowl

May 01, 2008, 03:07:46 AM

Quote from: El Masked Bandito;1297215The StrawberryClock is a lie

You're a lie.

#7

General Discussion / I hate it when people pile cearal higher than the edge of thier bowl

May 01, 2008, 02:33:46 AM

The cereal wouldn't be wet.

#8

General Discussion / FLASH: Darnell-Morning Dipz

April 30, 2008, 08:40:51 PM

That was great.

#9

Comedy Goldmine / People that you wish would leave.

October 11, 2006, 04:56:24 PM

ElementsClock

#10

Clock Day 2006 / NEW STRAWBERRY CLOCK MOVIE!!!

August 15, 2006, 01:21:37 PM

lol

#11

Mrs. McGruder's House / numbers of views in this thread = amount of times patriotclock has taken it up the butt

July 17, 2006, 03:13:25 AM

there's a million of us who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me

#12

Comedy Goldmine / No More Water.

May 19, 2006, 03:59:36 PM

It has been brought to my attention that water is an ultimate evil, a scourge on our great planet. All the proof you need is here:

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/watersucks/

And so, by the power invested in me as King of the Portal, I am hereby banning all of you from using water, in any and all forms, effective immediately. No drinking in it, no bathing in it, no shitting in it, no cooking in it, no swimming in it, and anything else you clever bastards may think of that I can't think of right now. For ever and ever, amen.

Hopefully, thanks to my excellent leadership, this will result in greater lives for all our fellow clocks.

Have a great day!

#13

Comedy Goldmine / goomba mail

March 26, 2006, 02:34:18 PM

I got 3.

Quote from: goombayou or da coolest barry in da world BBBBB

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u rock da cp BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB do u like this kind of B

Quote from: goombai need some help no a lot of help

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i need help....
1.how can i vote
2.so wat do i do hear
3.how do i get more peopl 2 tok 2
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5.how can i help
6.can i do a lot of fun stuff on hear
7.how do i get 1 place in da best clock
8.y cant i make my one topik
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sorry abot da spelling

Quote from: goomba

u know wit B! and u know wit 2 i think i am geting good at mail is thar more then dat 2 do on dis site StrawberryClock my king i bow down 2 u........