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Messages - Jim Gaffigan

#1
Comedy Goldmine / :
January 01, 2007, 12:14:11 AM
Quote from: CoalClock;635520Guys I'm starting my own series, it's gonna be called "A Crying Moon". Here's a sketch of the main character



I think my art's getting pretty good!! :D

It's edgy because he has one red eye
#2
Comedy Goldmine / :
December 31, 2006, 04:38:57 PM
I liked the super kawaii music at the end ^__^
#3
Comedy Goldmine / :
December 31, 2006, 04:30:40 PM
:(
#4
Quote from: Benny Goodman;6226285. Tortyred a friend once. Made him eat grass, cut his penis with thorns and made him go in to the store with his pants and underware down.

Holy shit.
#5
I pissed my pants once in the first grade. I was in trouble and had to stand in the corner, and I didn't know I could leave to go to the bathroom.

Another time (I don't remember how old I was), I drank Mike's Hard Lemonade because I thought it was just regular lemonade. But I spit it out.
#6
I just started working on this today.



#7
Flash & Flash Accessories / Tuts By Me :)
October 19, 2006, 05:09:43 PM
Quote from: Sensuhttp://www.clockcrew.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=30666

I don't have Firefox, fewel. >:0

Never mind, I finally figured out how to do it. :)
#8
Flash & Flash Accessories / Tuts By Me :)
October 18, 2006, 06:41:31 PM
How do I get a direct link for a flash on imageshack? The person who helped me with my current sig just gave me the URL without telling me how to get it.
#9
Quote from: BrassKnuckles

Clockification get.
#10
Comedy Goldmine / Seriously fun game
October 11, 2006, 07:20:57 PM
I FUCKING LOST >:C
#11
Comedy Goldmine / A HeavyMetal Anecdote
September 25, 2006, 07:03:47 PM
Quote from: NekopanWait a second, how is he a terrorist?

He sent wolves after Slurpee's family.
#12
YOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER AS A COMEDIAN.

Or at least you would if you didn't live in a van down by the river.
#13
Quote from: RenegadeClock
Quote from: DigitalSilverCherryClockThat's one hell of a monitor

 

That's one hell of a mug :p
#14
HOLYSHIT IM UPSIED DOWN
I edited the pic to protect my identity :0

Edit: Fuck it, it's not like anyone will recognize me. :rolleyes:
#15
Entertainment / Your digital music collection
September 02, 2006, 08:55:08 PM
186 songs. I suck :(
#16
Quote from: BbqbeefburgermanCOUGH



Quote from: KeyClockI demand this be made a smiley right away


FTW.
#17
Comedy Goldmine / Facts Thread
August 27, 2006, 01:37:21 PM
Fact: Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have
a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you,
but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions
are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have
to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Fact 2: I like food, food tastes good.

Yes, they're both from songs.
#18
Comedy Goldmine / Facts Thread
August 27, 2006, 01:30:30 PM
Quote from: Marlin_ClockFact: They will call me Dr. Worm.
Fact: I'm not a real doctor.

Fact: He is, however, a real worm.
#19
Comedy Goldmine / Facts Thread
August 27, 2006, 01:00:56 PM
Fact: Every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man.
#20
Comedy Goldmine / Facts Thread
August 26, 2006, 01:14:07 PM
Fact: LOLZ WE'RE EDJY AND KEWL CUZ WE HAIT AMURICA!!!1!!
Green Day fails >:C