Hi.  I'm from the Lock Legion and we think we're better than the Clock Crew because they're elitist assholes and they're too serious.

Hi.  I'm from the Clock Crew and we think we're better than the Lock Legion because they have an anime fad going on right now and they have custom post formatting.

1) Hit alt+F4
2) Turn of your PC
3) start it again
4) Put a boot disk in
5) delete all FAT32, FAT, NTFS, EXT2, EXT3, and EXT partitions
6) Put a magnet up to everything on your PC
7) Have a scrap metal party

tell her to meet you somewhere for a little fun time ( ) but give her the address of someone you don't like very much.  problem solved, plus you have a neat story to tell everyone.

This reminds me of a girl at my school (Not anymore, she failed 8th grade, lmao).  Her name is Kyrstal Barbie.

She is the fugliest girl ever.  I met her in the cafeteria one day.  I was wearing my "Keep staring I might do a trick" T-shirt.  She walks over and goes "So, what's your trick?".  There are several other people at my school with this shirt.  So, I did what everyone else does when someone asks them, I give her the finger.  
She stood there for a second, then started shrieking with laughter.  I though she was nice (as a friend, for Christ's sake she it too fugly for words).  So, I saw her throughout the year, I talked with her once in a while in the hall, She gave me her AIM name, etc.  One day, last spring, she says that she has a free pass ti kings dominion (a local amusement park).  She asks if I want to tag along.  I hadn't been there in well over a year, and I thought she was a nice person, so I went along.  I had a good time, her mom dropped us off, we rose a few roller coasters.  Afterwards we went to a chinese restaurant.  

The next school day, I come to school and everyone's looking at me kind of funny.  I didn't really notice, because I didn't really care what they thought.  I got to shop class, and took my seat next to my buddy00.  He looks at me for a second, then goes "Dude!!  Everyone's saying you did Krystal Barbie!!!"  I said "(lol), no?"
Apparantly, she came to school and started running around the halls telling everyone that I got her pregnant.  This has worn off by now, since everyone knows the horrible truth about her.  

Apparently, what she does is get dudes to be nice to her.  Then she convinces them to go somewhere with her.  When she has gotten them alone with her, she comes back to school and tells everyone that she got pregnant with them.  This has happened to a couple of my friends, and a few more people as well.  Needless to say I haven't gone near her since then.

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