like, wve got 30 mins left so?

true, his voice remimned me of firth. t´what the heck?

lol@ shotglass.
only if i am from austria and English isnt my First Language.



and the fact that i just invented another word for "feminity"



"youre prejudicing me"

my story: it was at a party (where else?)
not all were drunk, but tired. this girl (got a crush on her for like, 2 years?) and she was like, really...well, it looked like she got a crush oin me too. (like showing, grabbing and some other shit with her tits.) and when we all went to bed at the party (it was a lame one so we decided to do) she  announced to sleep with myself in one bed.
so it was night and she pretended all like "lets petting" and i rubbed her tits.
and the day after she was all like: oh my god. you touched my boobs! i was asleep!

damn whore. i was saying: no way, you were awake ! and she made the other girls (UGLY ONES, but the only girls left, one of them is a sister of a friend) hating me, not the worst thing. worst thing was that now, she makes things like calling me pervert, and sometimes, she s like lets hug, and then like, get the fuck out of my sight or i ll smack ya with my little needle, that i use to hurt myself!!
(she was split with her old bf, so i smelled my chance. 1 month later, or something less, they got back together.)

if someone can solve the riddle of femalness, please tell me

if you slapped a girl in fact, u got fucked up. never got a chance by this hottie anyway. and it must be a joke. come on! which shemale is gojng to you, kiss ya cheek and then go: i used to be a man, ya know?
no shemale will ever say that. most times, u will find it out when you first gonna fuck them. but then, its already too late., so.

you slapped a girl *hehihihi*

i would not mind, if he/she was a man, when he/she is not ANY MORE. (that reqires pussy, not a pen0r, female voice, and boobs.)

Dwarfinator=Owned by travesty