All in ones?  Strip club.

A whole website devoted to this.


1) Robert Palmer

 Addicted To Love

 Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove.

I thought it didn't work out because she was a lesbian... am I remembering that wrong?

Aboutpeanuts.com  For all your peanut-related questions.

"Is it okay to eat peanuts shell and all?
Yes, peanut shells may be eaten. In fact, many people report that they enjoy peanuts including the shell and food scientist indicate that its okay. The chemical composition of peanuts shells varies with the peanut variety and shelling conditions but here is their approximate composition: Crude Fiber 60%; Cellulose 25%; Water 8%; Crude Protein 6%; Ash 2%; Fat 1%"

Yay for crazy vets with bunny masks.

I didn't think it was horrible.  At least the message at the end had something to do with the original movie.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: my god i haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

You: mmm u lost it early you little whore.

You:

You have disconnected.

I got like... eyes and bridge of nose up I can see, below that... gray... like a storm trooper in a burkka, derka derka.

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1688853oh no not you again

You should be so lucky.

Quote from: D-Fens;1688850new new nooby noob?

Seconded.

I hope he uses protection or it might become the STD Tunnel.

I was a zombie for Halloween.  I love zombies so much, but I scared the bartender which was counter-productive to my Halloween booze binge.


Also liked spy previously

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1688423I'm getting a flaming swastika with barbed wire and stars around it over it bursting through an american flag next to a bunch of pitbulls and naked chicks eating hamburgers in cherry red high heels all riding a monster truck on my chest.

You made it sound as though the pitbulls are wearing cherry red high heels which made me giggle.  

I have one/two tattoo(s) (don't know if it considered one or two, it's two nautical stars that are separate but were done at the same sitting and are near each other...) and I do not watch Miami Ink.  Kat Von Dee is a suck-ass sellout.  

Anyway... point being... don't knock on people with tattoos... you can't even see mine, I got them for sentimental value... though for this tattoo not really sure what the sentimental value would be...

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670460No. That acne on her forehead turned off the other lesbos. That's why she looks all sad.

Are you sure it's not just 'cause she has saggy tits?

Quote from: Primogenitor;1670454I already have one at the moment but maybe in the future I'll need another.

I may die in anticipation.

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1670458She just doesn't get it.

Ok... opinion... is it coincidence that she is the least hottest girl in the picture?

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The girl on the right obviously doesn't read Playgirl.

Quote from: totoro clock;1670451dosnt that make girls who read playgirl into lesbians?

Yes.

"because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards"

so you're okay to look at Playboy and won't turn gay as long as you go out and rape people afterwards...

Quote from: Primogenitor;1670436Yes, a guy doing a girly voice!

So you don't actually need a female voice actor.

LoL... girly voice.