Story checks out

All goes according to plan then

Learn Russian so you'll have somewhere to go when western civilization implodes.

Let's all cuddle

Vader is luke's father

woah snap

It sounds like I'm the only one who hasn't done something creative and interesting with my life. I completely sold out to the establishment, so I guess that's ironic. I think I started with clockcrew in 2005 when I was 14. I disappeared around 2009 a little after I gave up on community college less than 2 semesters in and joined the Army. Spent 5 years as a military policeman which included a tour in Iraq and later a peacetime overseas assignment before I got out. The last few years there I worked in a traffic section and was the senior investigator in my section for 15 months before my contract was finished. Now living in NYC. I'm a sergeant with one of the city's smaller niche law enforcement agencies, which I really enjoy but the pay sucks compared to larger city and county agencies around here. I've been considering trying to go elsewhere as there's no way I could live how I want later in life with this department's pension. Also been living with my boyfriend for the past 3 years, so life turned out okay.

Aw, well damn

I can dig it. Where's the debate forum now and does marlinclock still exist?

All checks out.


What've I missed these past few years?

Who's still here that I remember?

Quote from: FamineClock;1931299Ask your mother.

OSHN-

0/5

Shut up, marlin. You're ruining it again!

[video=youtube;U-miQpVm_xo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-miQpVm_xo[/video]

You're only an alcoholic if you go to meetings, otherwise you're just a drunk.

Hey.. When I clock?

fuck yeah

Does this mean I'm getting laid?

Should offer a blowjob instead

vodka ice

somebody talked, nobody's safe