I suppose you can sign me up.

http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/eng/user/405141

Seriously I have snow up to my thighs here and it's business as usual. In some places it's about as tall as I am, thank you snow plows!

Boyshorts.

Quote from: Biggs;1511509fix your secondary username and take a fucking shower

Just because I can't wash my hair every day lest it get dry, frizzed, and more knotted than a rat's nest doesn't mean I don't shower. :3

Quote from: Biggs;1511458who the fuck are you

TeddyBearClock at your service my liege.

If you shower obsessively it can harm your health guys.

Not making it up. Getting dirty can help to boost your natural immune system, because if you have a tiny cut and some germ gets in it, and your body kills it, you get immune the natural way. That's why kids can get so sick when they don't play in the mud, or outside or whatever.

However, never showering is bad too. Happy mediums are awesome!

Quote from: Hogarth Hughes;1511423That's true. I like how my hair looks when I go a couple days without showering. It has a lot of dimension.

It's better for your hair to be honest. Natural oils and such are a good thing, not so much where you look like you came straight out of 1955 where it was fashionable to have greasy hair. But, you don't want to never have them. It's also what you should do if you ever need to dye your hair, don't wash your hair for one or two days before getting it dyed, the dye sticks better and it doesn't harm your hair as much.

Snake, so long as you wash it right and brush it once a day to keep it untangled you're good.  Get it trimmed to reduce split ends and increase mineral distribution, it keeps the health of your hair up no matter what.  Also, don't let it get so long that you feel you can no longer care for it, just go with what feels comfortable.

Eyes, sense of humor (I like people who make me laugh, and don't think I'm too out there with sarcasm/dark humor), and backs.

You should draw me because I've never asked anyone to draw me and I think you draw amazingly. I also think that a fur texture might be something you should try to draw, as practice, I AM a teddy bear after all.

I wish I could take emotional retreats. Fucking college.

Quote from: mc snax;1509619well now i feel bad because i've seen a picture of you and can imagine you crying

Damn right you should feel bad.

Quote from: mc snax;1509617tell her that her time zone is weak as fuck

westtt coasssst

Hey it's my time zone too.

Quote from: mc snax;1509614IS YOUR MOTHER HOME

YES BUT IT IS 2:34 AM AND SHE IS ASLEEP SIR CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE

Quote from: mc snax;1509611once my grandma got carded buying vodka

it was pretty funny

It's the law in a lot of places that no matter how old they look they have to card for alcohol.

It takes the thrill out of looking younger for some people.

Quote from: mc snax;1509605ye don't look 18 lass

I know!

I get carded buying lottery tickets for fuck's sake.

Camera quality still bites but it's better than the other one.

I was rather close to one at a zoo once.
That's as close as I'd get, to be honest.

Komodo Dragon.

Royal Persian Angora Chinchilla

Not only is it super cuddly, but their tails can detach! (sometimes)