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Messages - PhantomCatClock

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
December 03, 2023, 11:43:07 PM
I googled "marge simpson nunchuck" and instantly hit porn. Like, I didn't even click images, yet
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
December 01, 2023, 04:56:10 PM
yeesh. i hope satan is okay.

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 27, 2023, 05:47:10 PM
we'd definitely be nyse or nasdaq, unless you count flounder and pop as animation factories
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 23, 2023, 03:28:48 PM
i send a private message on newgrounds and the page title was still "Compose a message!" this iteration of the website is literally unusable
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 21, 2023, 03:32:52 PM
Ford Lightningbird
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 21, 2023, 01:25:32 PM
you know when you have a problem that you caused and it was entirely your fault and you go home and mope about it for a week and fantasize about the perfect outcome because you're a BIG AUTISTIC IDIOT way after the point where anyone else cares much less is even thinking about it

my boss just called, and when I told him I was staring at my resignation letter for hours, trying to bring myself to click "send", but still wanted to work there so damned bad, he just shot from the hip with that perfect solution I'd been fantasizing about

I am still a big stupid baby but it all worked out, today

now that i have all these good things happening to me, the least i could do is start striving to deserve it
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 20, 2023, 07:40:22 PM
actually if this is the only consequence for me monkey-paw wishing that closing firefox wouldn't reset my clipboard i guess this isn't so bad

man i'm still mad about that one even though it finally works, now
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 20, 2023, 07:38:52 PM
the new thunderbird is really cool and brings such great features as:

when you click an email you have to leave it open for a solid fifteen seconds before it will automatically mark itself as read. Sometimes longer, if you're lucky

when you send a message to junkmail yourself, it takes several minutes for it to actually appear in the Junk folder. Hope you were sure and didn't just want to do a manual check with images, etc disabled

the GET NEW MAIL button is tiny and replaced with a symbol that does not look like GET NEW MAIL at all

the new layout has a nice higher information density while still somehow taking up more space

if you manually change the app icon you will be pleased to discover it resets itself every single day

the historically well-hidden Unified Mailboxes feature is much easier to find now (wait no that one's good)
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 18, 2023, 01:32:25 AM
is 5947 the best ccbt page so far or the best ccbt page ever
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 17, 2023, 03:27:27 PM
I got into the Disney+ (sorry) Goosebumps tv series that had a NEW EPISODE EEEVERY FRIIIDAY and sat down to binge them on Halloween and

it wasn't finished. They didn't time it so the last episode was out on halloween. humbug.
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 13, 2023, 06:49:36 PM
i wrote three very long paragraphs about my life but it basically boils down to "i knew better than to log into an mmo but i fucking did it anyway and now everything good feels bad and i can't stop thinking about dead peers i really think this isn't a natural reaction to a video game but also maybe it is a natural reaction to playing a video game over twelve hours a day when it isn't even fun"

also i really need to start taking care of paperwork i've been putting off because it turns out that's important
if you call it a fandom people may be more receptive to your top 11 list
for halloween this year i have replaced every occurrence of 'unread' with 'undead' in the forum software just a little something to stay festive and relevant you know
while you were distracted, the other guy constructed a cement and rebar barrier around your getaway car
the rocket chair is coolaroonie, slurp
i think raymundo designed the original but huffy makes most of the ones you see around
the best episode of das X files happened when you were six
man, in live and let die, one of the first lines of the song is "in which we live in" and I always feel like that's one of the


okay, it's done, what was i talking about