I was farting all night which was unusual as ordinarily the traditional christmas food agrees with me

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on December 12, 2025, 04:58:33 PMnot to start a flame war, i know tensions are high and this is a emotional discourse, but more like the lame awards

not cool man. my brother fought in there

we were watching the The Blair Witch Project and they hear the snapping of branches in the woods and I said don't worry that's probably just a horse

Then we got to discussing this however and figured that there aren't many animals that would be as terrifying to see in the forest at night than a horse

They're massive, and if you saw like a bear or an elk or a wolf you might shit your pants and die but at least they belong there, a horse has the out of place factor too a horse would definitely be more creepy than one of those

Maybe a big gorilla or other simian would be creepy too because they have like a face

if your heart's not in it then your heart's snottin' it

then you have to like blow it or take heart medicine

last week The Antlers released a new record "Blight", they are the ones who made classic indie album "Ho Spice" one of my favorites, haven't listened to the others by whoever this guy is

I wasn't expecting to really like this one since i read on the internet that this is more atmospheric and calm and boring but also that it would be good for an autumnal walk so I listened to it on a walk

i think this will be one of my favorites of the whole year, it just happened to really hit home. the instrumentals are beautiful, melancholy with electronical synth elements and occasional small explosions and yes it has a fantastic atmosphere when i was walking outside i felt i was living inside it. on this record i liked the drums and the piano

the theme of this album is the effect mankind is having on nature, real fucking original, and the writing is as subtle as a bird hitting a window and heaving and dying but i don't know i really like it, it's a serious topic so go nuts i don't care. okay now that i'm reading these there are at least two songs about how you the listener need to order from temu less. oh well it's not like he's wrong

i think the singles are the highlights, "Carnage" is heartbreaking and essentially about roadkill and then "Something in the Air" which just sounds like the end of the world, "Blight" and "Calamity" are great too. if i'm lukewarm on something they are the opener and the closer

6/7

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i remembered some actually useful finnish language tips if you ever come to visit, since you're likely to eat something

if you want to compliment the meal you can say "kyllähän tätä mieluummin syö ku selkäänsä ottaa" which means "i'd rather eat this than get my ass kicked, at least" or then less common but a good one that my coworker says about everything "kyllähän tästä paskat tekkee" which means "it'll make for a shit at least"

i love the blue heron this is fanart by me

speaking of blue it's completely accurate that both sonics look erroneous

PULSE returned after being gone? that really must have been amazing to witness

at work they have two types of out rollers, whiteout rollers and light blueout rollers and i'm confused as to which one to use if i want to erase something, i feel like light blueout would be for when you need to know that something was there and whiteout is for when whatever is underneath is supposed to be expunged from this universe

oh i guess it's not confusing at all

there's a water cooler at work that has two like taps and one is white and one is light blue. they dispense different temperatures of water, white is "cold" and light blue is "colder". i have issues with this because most often i want colder water and if i stop to think at the water cooler then i'll take the wrong water because of this color scheme: light blue being colder makes sense in the sense that it's probably meant to evoke ice, but i always go for white because first of all that also evokes snow, and second of all i'll think something along the lines of "white must be a cooler color because it's just the light blue with more white added to it" right?

i don't think i'll ever have trouble remembering them after writing a paragraph about them like this so i don't need help anymore but i meant to ask since you are artists is white a cooler color than light blue? some say white is not a color,

this is disgusting it happens to me flera gånger om året (WAY TOO OFTEN)

i'll be in that sort of half-dreaming state in the morning, you know? and in the dream i've woken up and i've began morning activities and i'll be absolutely convinced that i'm brushing my teeth and then i wake up to me spitting on myself because i thought i was brushing my teeth

i don't know why god makes me do it

i love the vibe those pictures have utterly

it's a weird dream so it'd be extremely fitting if it was in a different aspect ratio now i'm thinking more people should have done that

finished clair obscur 33 it was really good you guys except a little too easy but the story was good bro there is so much to think about

short story idea: on the train (or the subway or whatever) when it says "doors will open on the right hand side" the train doors don't open but instead every door of every building on the right hand side opens

writing tip: the writer should specify some sort of radius for this to prevent every door in the world from opening as that would lessen the horror impact

i was also forced to watch fantastic four out of five

it was alright, decent out of five

i watched "Bring Her Back" yesterday it's a horror movie from this year i like horror movies, oh this one is by those guys who made "Talk To the Hand" which is about people looking at ghosts using this shriveled hand, that one was already very good, i thought this was much better, it's about these kids who go to live with this wine aunt

i think it had a lot of elements that we've all seen before and some that i think get stupid often but maybe it just utilizes and balances them really well, like it had occult elements but those go almost completely unexplained because it's more a tool to serve the exploration of grief and it's good like that, and usually i don't like when the (this spoils whether there is a monster) monster is (this is a spoiler where i explain what the monster is) just a human that bites people because that's so boring but in this one the child actor was just so weird (and okay there is a little more to it) and the things they got him to bite... hoo boy

it's very good but it's really uncomfortable and depressing there's like heavy child abuse and i think they go too far in a couple of scenes especially when no one cuts away from the kid biting onto that knife jesus christ things happening to teeth is my least favorite thing ever and that boy looked like he just found out his passion to eat knives i hope he's alright hey at least there were no jump scares

4 out of 5

another collab? i'll join

Quote from: Slurpee on April 29, 2025, 02:38:51 AMI devised an easy way to remember the number of days in each month
the secret is they all have thirty-one, except for the five that don't, but one of those is february, and we all already know about february. so really to know the number of days in every month, you only have to memorize which ones have thirty

and that's just April and June... 'cept no

April | June | September | November
April | June | 'cept     | no.

alternatively, it may help to picture an ape named Sepno going to temple?

I have another way that's just as good and I use it all the time and I talk about it all the time if you look at your fists and look at the first Knuckle and consider that January, that's 31 days, then consider the gap between that knuckle and the next one February that has the lower amount of days

Every knuckle is 31 days and every gap is 30 or 28 and it works for June and July too because you have two knuckles in a row if they're all intact

You also likely have one extra knuckle and one extra gap which are used for unlockable secret months

gym teacher?

i mean definitely don't explain it further because that seems intriguing