unpopular opinion i don't think it's reasonable to expect any amount of the king's HORSES to be able to put a man together again

i am going to tough out this headache

all this talk of election and politics yet literally no one has offered to take me on a presidential candy date, can't understand this

crocodile rock does not exist

writing prompt: a world where every baby has to be named after its favorite food so everyone is named Milki

One day you meet a baby named Human Meat

the idea is beautiful, but that's all it is, a beautiful great idea that is easily put into fruition

woo hoo be sure to order your student overalls and rememeber that you can always retake a test but you cannot retake a great party 

did you know that the first plants had feet because god thought they would stand still on their own but then he turned his back and all the plants started scuttling around and it made the sound of a cartoon xylophone which god heard because he is all hearing. so when the plants all pretended to stay still after he turned back around? that was futile

and he took their legs away

my team at the clock crew got a bonus for finishing this year's movie early does anyone want it it's a device for flattening cel sheets after they're picked

Please don't read this! In 1997 a girl called Lauren was walkng in a forest and then she just disappeared. No-one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary came across her dead body. There were markings on her chest that read: "I wasn't pretty enough." Now that you have read this, Lauren will appear in your mirror saying "You're not pretty enough!" and kill you. By the way, Mary died shortly after finding the dead body. To be saved, you must paste this to 5 other websites. This is true.

I've come up with a tagline for an amusement park and i'll give it away for free, even if there are agents of ad agencies (wait.. i get it now, agency) scouting this forum

"you're never too old to go to the amusement park"

as a child i read books about mushrooms that catalogued them and were used to identify them and I recognized probably hundreds of mushrooms on sight, sometimes i even wanted them books read to me as a bedtime story. i was afraid of real-life mushrooms and i would never eat them I would only help spot them when we went mushroom picking

currently i think they're disgusting to eat, mostly because of the texture

I get along well with my coworkers at this company that I've worked at for two weeks and in the previous companies I've worked at and in the military I worked at as well for that matter but I wouldn't call any of them friends

I haven't made any enemies either. From popular culture it looks like a lot of people have work enemies. I'd like that but only if it were someone I could do battle with and we could pit schemes against each other

it is absolutely bravo, and bellissimo

actually they never say in the game that it WEARS its mother's skull they say "aww you have your mother's skull" like you would say about eyes

our time together has been short but i'm sure it'll be longer

all the best to you slurpee, i will try to vote for you in 2028

Vote 5 on the hottest new sports anime craze or the team captain will pick you last

Episode 1: CLOCK STRIKES BALL
Episode 2: DRUGS STRIKES CLOCK
Episode 3: CLOCK SWAP TEAM
Episode 4: SHOP CREW GO

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/873213

This is the story of a rise and fall of one empire in a sort of power vacuum

I think this is well written and a, nice slice of life look into these character's, i would have to vote 5

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 25, 2022, 02:20:43 PMimpeccable

I always forget how much I like your art, and your grasp of animation exaggerations / less-is-more clock humor is :chef kiss emoji:

Thank you it is nice to hear that i hve a grasp on something animation

I put way more effort into some parts of this than I should have like the infection sequence