thank you for the update it is nice to hear from you

the clockcrew received notice of seedclock's passing in may 2020

hey why am i getting targeted ads for a model train show

Quote from: RobClock on January 10, 2025, 07:23:18 AMI did the RAADS-R test and scored a 136 which it tells me is "strong evidence of autism"


I guess it's time to get really into Sonic the Hedgehog or something

my somewhat retrogressive take is that if you're a reasonably functional adult, the most important thing a soft or hard autism diagnosis can do for you is identify potential avenues of investigation to better understand how your own brain functions -- like if there's something you've never been able to get right, and now you know it's an autism thing, then you at least understand why

as for adding "probably autistic" to how one describes themselves, I think there are some people for whom the "autistic" label generally helps people understand how to get along with them, and there are some people who use the label to excuse themselves both from judgement for behavior that they know very well people don't like, and from any obligation to work on not doing the unpopular thing. not that the latter group is not in fact autistic, but I think they make a bigger deal of reminding people that they're autistic

I just scored surprisingly low on the RAADS-R, which means that my time-consuming, repetitive, solitary record-collecting hobby, which most of my friends would likely not care to hear too much about, is actually now certified 100% neurotypical. can I tell if someone is flirting with me? of course! nobody is flirting with me

or as Chaucer called it, "þe blankete with sleeues"

always a little sad, as a five golden rings fan, the day after Christmas when everyone starts to seem less excited about them

Quote from: RobClock on December 20, 2024, 01:56:40 PMFrom my vantage point on the roof I scan my yard for potential solutions, and arrive at the hockey stick leaning up against the woodshed.

If Shaun of the Dead had been set in Canada, I think it would have gone something like this.

"ethics of advertising to children??" bah! sure a 7 year old might not be able to tell they're being advertised to, but guess what, they're not the ones buying the cereal

what kids COULD figure out was that Neopets game developers weren't out to make challenging, balanced games for disposable General Mills campaigns, so the effort-Neopoint ratio was in players' favor

"I theen he'd rather have the box of dog biscuits, Quickstraw."



we need to bring back overt product placement in children's cartoons

Quote from: Slurpee on December 15, 2024, 05:38:07 PMa frontier roughneck breakfast

this is why I like jim's. note the deliberate decision to retain the logotypes for the PIONEER® Breakfast and FRONTIER® Chili.

actually, based on statistics I've generated from text transcripts of every Naruto episode ever made, Naruto's most enduring, repeated catchphrase is "the"

I̴̧̘͇̽͌́̓ ̵̨̰̀̈h̶̨̯̱́a̴̲̭̺͍̿d̶̨̲̘̳̈́͌͠ ̸͖́t̷̡͖̹̐̃o̴̟͖͎̓̈́̓̇ ̸͉̎e̸͈̰̙̕s̶̪̩̾̓̿c̶̨͓͔̯͌͑͐̏a̴̧̬͓̯͒͒͋p̸̨̅ẻ̵̻̲̃̇͆ ̴̲̻͇̰͠t̵̞͉͒̐̏h̴͚͚̜͌͛ẽ̸͖͌͝ ̶̜̈k̶͙̻͔͆͑e̴̱̱͍̦̒̚n̸̙͕̹͂̆̽̚n̴͕̤̒͑͊̈́ě̶̮́͂͊l̸͔̻̻̽́̍ ̷͈̝̺̹̈́̽̂̚
b̵̨̪̊̏e̸͕̔͘c̴̣͂̍̔͋á̷̩̅͘ű̴̡̻̈̈́̂s̶͉̥̒͊è̴̪̽ ̶̢̺̝͊͑̉͘o̴̟̲̤̓̎f̸̻̩̰͋̌ͅ ̵͒̀͜͝ț̴̠̗͇͠h̷͙̅̅̅̀͜ë̷̲̐ ̴̼̐͛ḑ̴̘̗͇̉̃̚i̷͈͇̰͚͝a̵̰͔͛̾́̓ŗ̷̺͕̇ŕ̴̳͆͝h̶̺̲̓ẹ̶̬̆̀a̸̙̩̓̓͐.̸̧̜̩̪͊

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on December 09, 2024, 02:50:58 PMbig ups for vcrclock who reset my password, and for pcat who also offered to do so - they're sweethearts

sorry to pcat for not coordinating

usually I would handle password resets by posting the entire password in plaintext in a public discord channel because I think that's funny, but for some reason I decided to deviate from the usual procedure

Quote from: VCRClock on December 07, 2024, 09:10:29 PMthe casings say uhhhh

the casings say uhhhh

don't dead, open inside??

Quote from: Slurpee on December 02, 2024, 06:04:40 AMI finished the report but maybe I should scrap it and write a new one about how the internet sucks and I hate it. it can be titled "fuck the goddamned fucking internet" and its contents will just be 400 screenshots of various websites captioned "look at this shit." "do you believe this shit?" ETC.

hi can this actually be a listicle? also can you estimate how long it'll take to read and put that at the top so I know if I should bother. thans

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on November 25, 2024, 08:27:51 PMI tried to make a flash entirely in the pencil tool and this came out.

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/957728

entirely pointless gimmick and I used PNGs anyways. I'm going back to stock photos for everything.

this movie has more walk cycle than I would ever care to animate.

something something cracking a few eggs

like that time we had the plugin to ban bots from the clock crew forums and it banned flounderman

look it's for everybody's benefit

the episode where superhero has been stripped of some of their abilities and to get them back, they have to go against the bad guy with the help of their biggest fan (who doesn't have any superpowers)

astro boy: oh shit! I've been tied up!
biggest fan: I know! use that knife you canonically always carry!
astro boy: use the-- no dawg look that was a deus ex in one story. help
biggest fan: help

Quote from: Slurpee on November 17, 2024, 11:18:55 PMhomo nurse association

gotta remember this one for when they tell me I can't build a nuclear reactor in my shed

recently I passed a building with a sign that said "Members' Choice Credit Union" and I thought about tautology city

two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I shot an arrow into the air