I'm glad I checked in to see this! Good to see all those old "faces".
Kind of sad mine wasn't on there though, c'mon Durian!
Kind of sad mine wasn't on there though, c'mon Durian!
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Paranoid;1785695Didn't Dwarf or Clam or someone make a sticky to prevent these threads?
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClockpicYou look exactly how I expected you too look
Quote from: iPodClockhttp://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-01T160241Z_01_EIC157707_RTRIDST_0_ODD-SAFRICA-RAPE-DC.XMLI hope you wern't looking for rape porn when you stumbled across this =/
sound painfull huh.
watch out.
Quote from: TriangleBy the way, It was hot she really
understood how to lick my balls.
Maybe I should call her back and
pump her again. It would be fun.
Quote from: ShotglassClockLearn how to spell and type.LOL
I know that would be a selling point for me.
Quote from: DWARFINATORI'm glad I'm not the only one with female horror stories.
Knowing how it feels to be deceived by a woman I say
never trust them, and don't buy in to their lies
or you will get screwed, like what happened to you.
Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em.
I feel for you man, that must have been a really
terrifying experience, have you ever told your friends about it?
Sometimes that may help, plus you can plot some revenge : )
Cunts like that don't deserve to get laid man, you deserve
revenge, get her and her friends back for what they did
and let them know it was you. Shit in their mailbox!
ZING!
You'll feel better, trust me.
Quote from: DWARFINATORFunny, really funny man! Like I already said she looked, felt, smelled
and kissed like a woman. Not to forget she looked really good, fucking
great more like it. So I don't understand why you are mocking me.
Quote from: TriangleNever make out with a chick without checking for a sausage.
It's my motto and it hasn't failed me yet, however most
girls are shocked when I give them a little pat. Its beats kissing a
guy. I'll take a slap to the face and verbal abuse of that. But
even then, I miss out on hot girls because they're offended. Maybe I should
reconsider my tactics, and maybe I'll get laid.
Sheesh I'm making this up. I'm not a pervert.
Quote from: PepsiClockdwarfinator told me the true ending to this story. I wont post it though.Cant you tell me it, afterall