Just finished re-reading The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas as I have to read it for school.


I won't give away anything as I recommend it to everyone, but the ending made me cry. Seriously this is a must read book. On another note, re-reading Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix as the movie is coming out soon.. ish.

Red Storm Rising By Tom Clancy I am reading as well, I started getting into it but read all these library books and totally forgot the plot. Nineteen Eighty-Four By George Orwell is another one I'm reading, finding it to be an excellent read, I can't describe it but everyone should read it and Animal Farm as well, they are great books.

Temple By Matthew Reilly, you Americans might not of heard of him but he writes excellent page turners, I have to read them at least twice as I am always rushing to get to the end, I just want my heart to stop racing.

That's all, boy, that was a long post.

Word: Anyone



This guy is as desperate as a fat person craving Macdonalds.


I never thought this thread would gain such popularity, especially because most of my threads are fail. But, I guess this game is just so fun. You just want to see what insane kinds of things are on Google, u'know? If you think that this should be sticked, if we post enough we probably could get it... stickied.

Welcome to the ClockCrew. Stick there, and you'll get accepted. Or at least not flamed constantly.

Shave:


I thought I would get something seedy with this search, but apparently not.

Word: This



This collage of colours would make any husband happy. Looks good in the bathroom, too!

Word : good


Remember kids, Clean Food and Good Taste is the way to go! IE Doughnuts.

Word: Pregnant

She's not pregnant, she's just fat.

Here's how it works. I pick a picture, and write a sentence to go with it. Then you take a word from that sentence, googleimage it, and write a new sentence. I've seen this played on a few forums, and look forward to seeing the clock crew spin. Please keep sentences short and to the point, and if your image hosting website allows it, resize it to a good size. 320 by 240 if using imageshack.



A chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of domesticated bird which is often raised as a type of poultry.

This is awesome. I'm going to practice a bit before I give some input.

Quote from: Canuck;612118As I go on to the R3R forums, I find 17 topics from guests, calling us profanitys that I will not mention. This is no doubt my fault by advertising the link in another thread, but COME ON, SPAMMING ISN'T NESSECARY! You don't see us mass spamming YOUR forum, do you?! Leave us ALONE! Stop making fun of invisionfree! We didn't friggen BEG Tom for hosting, we made due with what we could get. PISS OFF.

You aren't spamming our forum because you would have to wait 7 days, and you R3R people are lazy.

The thought never occurred to me that someone would actually ATTEMPT to do it standing up, yet alone actually DO it. Why do you thing the holder is down near your reach whilst sitting down? To make it look pretty?

Quote from: SoupClockThe restraining order requires no eye contact whatsoever.

Get him to turn around during the party.

Give me my pistol. I'm going in.

Quote from: KwagYou said your good at writing but you spelled almost every word in that sentence incorrectly.

Yeah.... I mean.... this can't really be serious. You'd have to be pretty stupid to spell "writing" wrong.

Quote from: BlackmagicLeave right now.
I know you dont understand.  You most likely dont understand why I just told you to leave.
ClockCrew is not for you.

We are the scary internet people who showed you Goatse for the first time.
We are the internet funny men who laugh at you and your myspace poetry noone cares about.
We are the heartless apathetic millions online who laugh at your failed attempt to insult someone else with text transmitted over phonelines.

You are just one more thing to laugh at.
And do you think I just posted that long peice of text because I am e-angry or upset at your presence, fuck no.  I'm just looking forward to your response.

Believe me, I acknowledge your senses of humour and respect them. Hell, I laugh at like everything you guys say. I just thought that my first post should mean something. Evidently not. Soo......   omfg w00t u's 411 pwn 1337 sp34k etc.

Edit: MySpace POETRY? What kind of person do you think I am?

What the hell did that have to do with anything at all relevant to this topic? BTW, you all rock... But no offense to any of you guys, but I like CorpseGrinder the best. Especially his avatar.