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Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
December 04, 2023, 08:06:26 PM
Does everyone know that there are bunny ears under marges hair in the simpsons arcade game because originally marge was going to be revealed as Sheba from Life in Hell or is that going to blow anyones mind here
My girlfriend ran into the room to tell me this dropped

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 27, 2023, 06:42:50 PM
I definitely need to update the commissions page to some extent, the issue being that I feel like a fraud charging people money because I don't consider myself very talented so I have a hard time coming up with something to put there. I'll figure it out.

This is the previous "splash image" from the main page mentioned in the previous post fwiw

I could probably put that back and put something about the stickers for sale in the little 'what's new' blog thingy

OH and I broke the fucking gallery by trying to insert more than the default six images into it, I don't imagine one of you talented coding types feels inclined to helping me in that regard?
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 27, 2023, 06:37:22 PM
Can't throw a tarp on it on account of the leak being right down from the chimney. Woodstove chimneys get hot, would likely set the tarp on fire- not good.

The thing for the stickers is just an advert I stuck there, I previously had this preview image of some illustrations but I felt bad because I don't believe very many of the stickers have sold, they're only at that local bookstore and I hope I didn't unload some lemons on this local business owned by two lovely people I consider friends. I intend to swap it out for some other stuff when I have other stuff to put there.
It's a fair point about putting the nav bar on every page though, maybe with a reduced header?

Thank god I invested in $500 steaks
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 27, 2023, 02:34:24 PM
like the buffoon i am, i had not seen at the bottom of the neocities page where i had to type in the URL i was connecting on their end. now it's working. :myretinas:
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 26, 2023, 06:59:15 PM
Stamper does interview, soft confirms carrotclock as Tom in first twenty odd minutes
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 26, 2023, 11:18:12 AM
I took the liberty of making a newspost for the new collab, hope that's cool xoxoxo
Clock Crew News / INFERNO
November 26, 2023, 11:17:27 AM

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Join StrawberryClock as the damned soul of RobClock guides him through the depths of the Stygian abyss with the talents of Jelly, Pannacotta, Deadslime, Filmcutter, Polyhedron, Pop-Tart, Flounderman, MonsterEnergy, and Pop-Tart again. You'd be condemning yourself to damnation by missing out on what critics are calling "the greatest adaption of Dante Alighieri's seminal Divine Comedy ever to feature freestyle rapping fruit"!

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 25, 2023, 06:49:02 AM
The roof is leaking in my living room like two feet to the right of my television. I knew the roof needed to be redone, but I didn't pay off my previous loan until like three weeks ago so I couldn't afford to do it over the summer and rolled the dice waiting for spring. This turned out to be a mistake obviously.

Went and picked up a bucket of tar after work yesterday- but here's the thing. Tar needs to be applied between 0-35 degrees Celsius, and yesterday it was 1 degree, so the tar was fucking impossible to spread, and by the time I got home from the hardware store it was 5:30 aka pitch fucking black. BUT, the forecast tells me it will be -10 all weekend with snow, and then raining again Monday. So I'm on the roof freezing to death holding a flashlight in my mouth desperately searching for cracks in my baked shingles in a 12x12 section of roof and then fighting the bucket of tar to pull any amount out and then as I attempt to slather it, the shingles are cracking apart because they're all fucked.

Also I got my website updated:

It's no longer hosted on tumblr, and I paid for the premium hosting on neocities so I could link my domain to it directly but I can't figure out how to do that. I also have to expand upon like 3 pages, I want to section the gallery between personal works and commissioned/professional works, and then on the about page put some shit about accolades and accomplishments I've accrued over the years. Anyways. Feedback appreciated.
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 21, 2023, 03:02:40 PM
How come Ford didn't revive the Thunderbird name for their new electric car? It's the perfect legacy name. Instead Mustang and Caprice get dragged through the EV mud.
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 15, 2023, 06:01:02 PM
Yahtzee quit the escapist in a drama over the firing of the EIC so Zero Punctuation is over and now we have this completely legally distinct video series;

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: pasta hut
November 14, 2023, 04:04:03 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on November 13, 2023, 06:49:36 PMi wrote three very long paragraphs about my life but it basically boils down to "i knew better than to log into an mmo but i fucking did it anyway and now everything good feels bad and i can't stop thinking about dead peers i really think this isn't a natural reaction to a video game but also maybe it is a natural reaction to playing a video game over twelve hours a day when it isn't even fun"

also i really need to start taking care of paperwork i've been putting off because it turns out that's important

you know im glad i read this because i've been feeling nostalgic about world of warcraft lately. Needing an escape from life more than anything, i suppose but facing the proverbial music is often more therapeutic than hiding oneself away.

My uncle died Friday morning, I'm a pallbearer in the funeral tomorrow. Hug a family member tn
Quote from: Slurpee on November 01, 2023, 12:24:38 AMhappy halloweem!

FUCK! dang it. next year.

Aluminum shamrock
I'll let you know this coming week if I was approved or not- withhold congratulations until then lol
I also had the new caramel apple cider at Island folk beforehand to steady my raw nerves about presenting my work to a group of strangers. It was delicious!
I went to the monthly "artists gathering" held by the Cape Breton University's art director last night. I've been a few times before, it's a nice opportunity for networking and to see some cool original pieces. One guy was working on an acrylic portrait of Sinead O'Connor, a woman had a gorgeous painting of the Hardwood Hill cemetery at sunrise, and there was a driftwood sculpture of a seagull.

Anyways. I've never presented anything there myself, most of my work is digital so that makes it kind of hard to display to a group sitting around in an empty room- last night I decided I would. I read them my pitch for the animated short I am currently submitting for an art grant, with some character sketches for a visual accompaniment, hoping to get some feedback on the wording of the pitch since it was the first time I've ever done such a thing. The room was overwhelmingly receptive, just gushing with positivity in a way I have never experienced or was prepared for at all. So I guess I'm sending it off as is today lol
I think I got a touch of the food poisoning off a roast last night because I woke up in a cold sweat at 2am and shit myself inside out
I'm rewatching the first season again. Thinking about skipping around to some highlights and then speeding through the mythology up to season 5, just to squeeze in all the good stuff before Halloween.
thanks for mentioning The X-Files, giving me an excuse to post my new X-Files fan art