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#1
I realize a lot of the time I spend staring .
Staring at my computer screen trying to decide if there is a game I hate the least enough to play.
Or staring at concepts; like staring with their minds eye at the disaster of the world, or the disaster of my country, or simply the struggle that is life.
Or maybe staring into space, and the idea that there is potentially endless nothingness in the vastness of space.
Or catching yourself staring at something beautiful/handsome/complex especially if it is another person who will definitely become uncomfortable if they notice your prolonged gaze.
I think I would wish for immortality so I could just observe everything.

EDIT: Oh right, I forgot to ask; do you all every have moments like this?
#2
General Discussion / Ban Sleep Till Brooklyn
October 19, 2016, 12:30:40 PM
[u2]07Y0cy-nvAg[/u2]

That is all.
#3
YouWhore / This reminds me of duck.fla, amirite?
September 21, 2016, 01:10:42 AM
goofy duck thing

Also, do we still have a youtube code or w/e?
#4
#5
Flash & Flash Accessories / I will be your voice Actor
August 15, 2014, 01:00:06 AM
Always and forever.

I won't let go, not like that poser Jack did.

What a fuckin liar.

I will draw you like one of my french girls also if you ask me to voice over.
#6
That is all
#7
Necrapolis / Lump Clock's Anime Megathread 1
January 24, 2014, 05:30:24 PM
TALK ABOUT THE ANIMES
#8
Pokemon Stadium / A Lump Clock Commissionary Thread
January 22, 2014, 09:04:01 PM
So as you may or may not know, my fellow people, our coffers were recently exhausted as to get out all those wonderful shirts to everyone! We are quite broke, but some up and coming surprises are on the way that require the use of our wallets; the near future demands our resources and I ask that you all step up to the challenge by making donations!!!

But the glory of helping your fellow Clock and the Clock leadership is not the only beaming lump of joy that will be sticking in your throat, oh no! Why, in fact, I will gift a drawing to grace your retinas depending on the size of your donations!

$1 gets you a nice sketch!
$5 gets you a great drawing!

Now, I'm not asking that you donate anymore than this, but if you so choose to do so I will make my best attempts to reward your donation with a piece of artwork of equal* value!

Now let's get this ball a-rollin'!**

Flash Flood
MFC's Big Booty Bitches
BB10
Renegade's Charcoal Clock



*The value of art compared to monetary value is purely a matter of perspective and sometimes two ideas of what is okay and a what is a masterpiece do not match, depending on a persons values and ego.
**The time it takes for each piece to be complete will vary, but will be done in order of request!
#9
Clock Crew News / Your Clock-Day 2013 T-Shirts.
September 05, 2013, 03:07:16 PM
If you are on this list and haven't already given your address to me then do so now so we can mail you your t-shirts.

Medium
MFC
Boosh
Vuvu*
Biblo*
Absinthe*
Silver
Patriot
Deodorant

Large
Abba*
Rob*
PinClock
EvilBeanClock
Ankh*
Cheesesteak
Ivy & Chalk

XL
BB10
Phantomcat
Radiotube
Troppy
Foxcato
Flounderman
#10
Tree
The Clock Crew
#11
Pokemon Stadium / I got the first 5, I need 5 more.
August 30, 2013, 12:10:24 AM
And, maybe more than that, I dunno, I am fickle. List Mode Commence:

Clocktopus
Durian
Flounder
Losper
MFC
PCat
#12
WHOM?! Show yourself, knaive!!!
#13
So as we all know, Clock Day is a big deal and every year it becomes a bigger and bigger deal for us because it means another yeah we haven't completely fallen to the annals of oblivion. Yet even though we continue to thrive, members continue to grow and move on. Some of these elder members are dearly missed, and in the hopes that they might pay a visit to us this Clock Day or in the future I propose we (but mostly you, the animators) pay tribute to these legends of old.

Here are just a few of the members who are dearly missed:
Orange,
Renegade,
Leek,
Strange,
Koala,
Blue,
Piney,
Frank,
Sage,
As well as many others...

There are no restrictions to your flash, or how you pay them tribute, it could be any length on any theme in any manner you like, with any amount of clocks (just try not to use the same clock over and over, let's have a bit of variety). Let's show our elders some love!

16:9. 800px X 450px. 24 FPS. Due End of July.

EDIT: I forgot to mention, I think the coolest way to do this would be to compile it all together for Clock Day 2013 and use the 2013 preloader, upload it using the CC NG account, and co-author everyone, but this can be up for discussion.
#14
So, I was hoping you guys can throw some ideas at me. I have a general idea of the big picture, the over-arcing story, etc. I am just wondering what you guys would like to see. It want it to be a tragedy in the shakespearian sense. But I will certainly throw some humor in there, something along the tones of the Goon for those who are familiar (though not necessarily the setting).

It will star many characters revolving around the characters existing here. What kind of smaller story arcs would you like to see me produce? Hell, really this is just a casting call and depending on who I decide to put in the story will kind of drive the story.
#15
So our very own Abbazaba has brought it to the crews attention that we must amass an assault upon the head of This Fucking Guy. Abbazaba demands the leadership organize an event for this. I declare that in one week, upon the Ides of March that we assault this brigand, this wannabe, this hooligan in the name of all that is Sanctified and Holy; in the name of Strawberry Clock, the King of the Portal (God rest his soul) and all of the Clock Crew!!

Parameters are none, create as you please, but upon the 15th of March we will assault PTSquirrel!!!

#16
Nominations / I nominate Dumpster for a shot at SMOD
March 02, 2013, 08:02:56 PM
He is a productive, clever, and active member of this site. I would like to see what he would be capable of in a staff position; whataya guys say?
#17
I see a bunch of my old chums down there, guys who never post very often, but like me, still come back. Because this is our home, a place we grew up in and found sanctity away from an unforgiving, idiotic, and downtrodden world. Like me, many of us still linger here because we know the things that this community has given us and we know the great times we had here, and we keep on haunting these halls because we love it (or for some of us we love what it used to be and just can't leave it be). No matter what we see now, be our eyes old or new to these pillars and tapestries, we all see one thing for sure; a unified group, one that is self-governed, and one that continues to- or at least strives to- thrive.

I cherish each and every one of you who lingers here and floats through these sometimes destitute halls. We are ghosts haunting the sanctuary of our glorious past, lingering together in the longhouse of battles past. This is no longer the war house of great men who fought and died, and bled for something better. This very place has become Valhalla itself. And for those who come around and have no words to say, because you may not know what to say, or feel like you have nothing to say, or want not to say anything because you think it is not worth saying I drink tonight for you, for all of us.

A Drink to the Dead:
To Sinister;
To BigBadRon;
To Mentos;
To Yo-Yo;
To BoomStick;
To Ankh;
To SpinningCube;
To Chalk;
To Inkwell;
To Boulder;
To Polearm;
To Slash;
To Radiotube;
To Wrench;
To SockPuppet;
To Buttplug;
To Albino;
To Tequila;
To RevolutionaryClock;
To Losperman;
and IronClock;
and Thor;
and MiracleFruit...

Tonight for each of you, and many more, I drink!

To the Clock Crew I bid, salut!

EDIT: TL;DR {{{CC}}}
#18
Mrs. McGruder's House / Shots of Jack!!
February 17, 2013, 09:12:37 PM
WITH COKE!!
#19
held accountable for what I said. Whenever I say something I am usually ignored or it is /thread.

That's it, I'm a thread ender. I get it. FUCK YOU
#20
General Discussion / ATTN: CLOCK CREW
December 11, 2012, 05:37:18 AM