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#1
Join me in this thread on Christmas Day at 5PM NewGrounds time (US East) for Legend of the Tanuki, a Animation in Four Very Slow Frames where I post the first frame and you are expected to refresh the page every sixty seconds to watch it play, live, for the first and last time ever.
#2
𝍸𝍸𝍸𝍸𝍸
𝍸𝍸𝍸𝍸𝍸
𝍷𝍷𝍷𝍷


procrastination is a serious topic that can get in the way of greatness, like the 1991 action horror comedy cult classic Chinese Ghost Story 2
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Better Friend Applications
October 17, 2022, 04:24:02 PM
hello i heard that to become a better person you must surround yourself with people better than you at the things you want to be better at and i figured what better place for self-improvement than the clock crew forums i am looking for


- career
- be less homophobic
- be smarter
-be funnier


if you are better than me at any of these things please respond to this thread with your résumé and be sure to include a way to contact you in it thank you if you don't get a call back you can probably take it personally we're a small enough community
#4
Clock Crew News / MONPTHLY VOTING 2022
September 04, 2022, 10:15:56 AM
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rewardsnominees.php



HELL YES BROTHER WE HAVE NINE CLOCKSTANCES IN THE MONTHLY VOTING THIS YEAR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL YEE it's actually kind of a shame because i've been watching a lot of newgrounds this month so there are three non-clock movies i wanna vote for but I CANNOT BECAUSE I GOTTA CELEBRATE THIS NEARLY FULL VOTE OF PURE CLOCKISM

WE HAVE:

FFFFFF-F: Additional F by SlurpeeClock
Das Twenty-One Second Collab by SlurpeeClock
NFT ClockToon by SlurpeeClock
Medic's Magnum Opus by SlurpeeClock
Puella Magi Strawberry Clockika by SlurpeeClock
OTB - Powder Keg by SlurpeeClock
HORSE by SlurpeeClock
D.Va Clock and the Quest for Flash 8 in GAMES by SlurpeeClock
Clocks of the BBS 2022 by SlurpeeClock



Act now and get one (1) free slot for the Best of the Month vote of your choice!
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / the decision is made
January 30, 2022, 12:04:56 PM
My bathroom scale just informed me that I went from "Hey pal, you've gained an understandable amount of pandemic weight" to "dude, you just gave up," and I realize that I have not really accomplished anything since 2008. There's a lot I could blame for this, but I will not be reactive. I am going to be proactive and get my life going on the right track. I have decided to put my money where my mouth is regarding that joke a made a couple of years ago—I am becoming a centaur. I have made an appointment and will be discussing this with my doctor in the second week of February.
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / 2022 Official Bitching Thread
January 19, 2022, 12:23:08 PM
For when shit happens but you aren't exactly looking for a conversation about it. This is not a replacement for such posts on CCBHomogang.






Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#9
guess five of letters:




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Q W E R T Y U I O P
A S D F G H J K L
Z X C V B N M a butt
#10
I wish to reward my spiders for their hard work
#11
i replaced the accelerometer in my iphone with the tilt sensor from my dad's old pinball table and now rotation doesn't work at all :( please help
#12
Cemetery / To Whom It May Concern, Re: Halloween
October 18, 2021, 09:23:03 PM


Alfalpha
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / International News Thread
October 18, 2021, 08:03:07 PM
This weekend: China did something, also some Covid stuff.
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / awake thread
June 28, 2021, 01:24:55 PM
sick of these sleeping assholes and their dream conversations on this forum. please only post in this thread if you are NOT ASLEEP thank you
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / Dictionarium II
June 03, 2021, 09:17:49 PM
Today marks the grand opening of the GoldenCloсk Memorial Forum Dictionarium, because while I and my non-clock internet pals have a penchant for learning the extreme basics of random ass languages then never following up on them, this summer we have decided that our one language in common is Japanese so fuck it maybe we can goad each other this time and get a little farther than usual.

Plans:
Genki I, II, and their respective worksheets are on Library Genesis for free. Learn the basic kanas and then get started on those.
Pokemon is made for stupid twelve year old bitches, so pirate a Japanese copy of those and get to play it in baby Japanese, making notes of new phrases and words we see and physically writing them down on paper
Check in with each other and see how it go

Mentioning this here in case any forumsters want in. It honestly sounds like the only real bar for entry is going to be making my stupid lazy ass learn hiragana and katakana, because I'll kick ass at learning the 2000 common words or whatever, and like.. a good 1/10th (that I recognize, at least) of these "256 kanji you should learn first" are just the Chinese words that mean the same thing, so I already know what those mean, if not how to say them auf Japanese




questions, comments, snide remarks
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Chess By Shitpost
May 23, 2021, 08:47:50 PM
I have been playing phone chess with a friend in an app called Chess By Post, except there is a little integrated chat feature, so it might as well be named the title of this thread, instead. I figured a thread where multiple games are going on at once, where the two people playing only need to say what their move is and add a lovingly crafted comment at the end (henceforth referred to by the party writing this contract as a "shitpost") and as long as you only pay attention to your games, this will immediately become indecipherable chaos to the uninitiated, which is all I wanted.



RULES:
     • Rules are lame and for losers, no rules

WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE IN THIS THREAD:
a single format would help keep things easier. For instance,
Quoteknight to c6. Good luck, have fun!
or
Quoteb7 to c6. Fuck you.

Playing in multiple games?
Quote@PhantomCat: b7 to c6. Good luck idiot you're gonna need it i am a knight masta.
@StrawberryClock: f8 to c5. Say goodbye to your queen, dumbass.

I would appreciate it if any analysis or helpful graphics of board states would be in a different thread but thirty-minute arguments over PAWNS CAN'T DO THAT when you learn what en passant is the hard way can stay here, so this thread can be optimal chaos, thank you.

To help, A1 is the bottom left and white starts at the bottom. Shouldn't be too hard to find a pic with h8 at the bottom left to accommodate players in black.

I believe that should cover everything. Accepting all challenges. Note: please be worse than me at chess, thank you.
#17
Mrs. McGruder's House / explain yourself
May 23, 2021, 04:13:51 AM
i don't got all day
#18
choose wisely, or don't
#19
aka every thread



go
#20
I desire this post be reread by a bored longtime user in a few years