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Mrs. McGruder's House / A&W
July 19, 2020, 10:44:23 PM
I had a deep craving only A&W could satisfy. I got a mess of cheese curds, a chili cheese dogs, onion rings and the biggest cup I could get for that smooth cool refreshing vanilla taste on my balls. There are certain foods that a man can taste with his balls, and A&W rootbeer is one of them. The only other one I know that works well is soy sauce. Go ahead and cover your balls in kikomon to find out for yourself. I huffed down the dog, popped every last curd, wrapped the hot onion rings around my dick, and put the ice cold A&W rootbeer on my balls. When I was asked to leave by management, I figured I may never get the chance again so I did what any sensible man would do. I put my balls on the A&W rootbeer tap full blast and never came so hard in my life. God bless A&W.
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Bacon fat
June 24, 2020, 10:42:19 PM
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#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Tell Me How Pretty I Am
May 24, 2020, 10:14:36 PM
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / RobClock is a Simpsonssexual
January 19, 2020, 07:04:10 PM
#5
Mrs. McGruder's House / B==D
January 12, 2020, 08:28:10 PM
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#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / What is jacking it?
December 26, 2019, 08:31:39 PM
If you keep pulling your dick forever, did you ever really come?
#7
Have you ever gotten a boner from farting so hard? If so, you know how hard the following is:

For the gag, you just have to grab a friend's penis, hold it at the base and spank it until it farts. The hardest part is that you have to do it for such a long time, every minute or so. But, hey, you get a boner!

But why do you need to scream loudly to create the orgasm? They may scream loudly to get out of a rat infestation, because in this sub-culture no one can stop it. But the rat population is relatively small in some areas. And while rats are highly addictive, there's little research to show that they're totally safe.

Which means it may be best to just keep your sex life outside of the rat ring, no matter how much you may want to have the bratty, idiotic squabbles that are currently happening. It might not help that the government constantly complains about the lack of jobs, the unemployed are having the typical head fawning tantrums you're seeing over some kind of debt-trap schemes, tax rates have been raised significantly and so on. I mean, that sort of stuff gives me an inkling of a fair weather skylark!

I bet you have a fair bottom and a tan scalp. Let's take a look!

You know how you get the most appeal out of skincare? With color.

I guess it goes back to ancient times when skin was the limit. Here, some ladies who are not genetically suited to oily skin actually took care of themselves. Yes, it really does work, don't they? Let's see the best of the best.

Muhlujai Manthar Shehada

I am an all-time fan of Muhluf and I will always be." That was until he found out that his favorite player in his lifetime was Eamon Dunphy.
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / Jackin it while taking a shit.
December 21, 2019, 05:00:54 PM
You came in here to watch me jerk off and take a shit. You should be ashamed of yourself.
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / Who is your favorite gay frog?
November 03, 2019, 10:08:52 PM
#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / Dickie Dunn Wrote It
September 12, 2019, 12:41:05 AM
Dickie Dunn wrote it so it must be true...




#11
General Discussion / The Redbook Fund
August 24, 2019, 07:33:26 PM
So RedBookClock made a flash going to cyber cafes cuz his original computer shit the bed. He's still in school, so he obviously doesn't have the money to buy a computer, and his family can't really afford to get him one either. Nonetheless, we gonna get him something and depending on how much gets raised the better a computer he'll get. Right now we got $50 which is enough for a Raspberry pi. Lets see if we can do better.

CLICK HERE TO GIVE MONEY I SWEAR TO FUCK I WON'T TREECLOCK THAT SHIT
#12
General Discussion / Use Your Inner Dick
August 15, 2019, 12:02:17 AM
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Gay Conversion Therapy
August 12, 2019, 09:29:38 PM


Post here if you want to be gay.
#14


suck my dick nintendo
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / Knock knock
July 28, 2019, 08:47:00 PM

who?
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Dildo. Just a dildo.
July 25, 2019, 07:05:01 PM


ROBOT POWER
#17
Free BB10. Stop with the bullshit conspiracy stuff.




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#18
Necrapolis / Free BB10Clock
June 27, 2019, 02:17:32 PM
Free BB10. Do it. It'll really make that bitchhh nintendo mad.






















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#19
How much pussy do I have to suck to get a good dicking? I've suckled a boy's cock before, but not since high school. I've suckled a boy's cock a long, long time."

That's one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard of. It takes a special kind of dick to make me gag like that. It gets me all hot and bothered. I'm thinking. He's got balls. Ohh, why did he have to say that last part?

She starts rubbing her wet cunt. It does look amazing. I can't decide if it's good or bad, or if it's just the feel of her cock brushing my thighs. My body feels hot all at once. A hot little heat pulsing in my thighs.

Suddenly, She pushes herself out of bed and gets out with him in her arms, making it easy for me to slide back in myself. She smiles, a goofy grin in her eyes that is so nice on her face. She slides my big cock deeper in her pussy. I'm so glad you didn't tell them me about that, because…

Her finger hits my clit hard. I look back at her, amazed. I can remember that scene, from when I was still trying to figure out how to keep my hands off her tits. That's when she said it first, as a joke, and then after it happened, she stopped and started to choke on my cock. As she got hotter and more excited, I realized what I didn't know, though I never forgot: that this girl is fucking perfect. She hasn't had anyone fuck her for anything. She doesn't need anything to get her off. All she wants is for me, as my cock is going back and forth inside her, to shoot her hot little cum all over my cock. It took some convincing. Once the excitement wore off, I knew what she wanted, and I was ready to do it. I slide her ass up and up against my chest, so she can lie down on all fours with her ass up in the air, ready to cum. That makes for an amazing way to have my hands on her tight little asshole. But she wanted more. She wanted to cum in my ass, and I was prepared to go for it. With each stroke, her orgasm comes and out comes her glorious hot load, as if we were shooting our loads on opposite ends of the world. It made for some rather intense action as we moved around each other. When I pulled out, her huge load was sitting down on top of me, which was really arousing and helped me cum for her too. By now I was really horny, and my cock was hard as a rock. With each ejaculate, her orgasm would come and her hot load would settle on top of it and fall off my cock. I could feel it, it just sat there like my cum was finally ready for release. I put my cock into her mouth and sucked and took a deep gulp of cum, enjoying the way her beautiful load fell from my cock. "Ahhh," she breathed and then dropped to her knees again, her eyes closed for a moment, and her whole body shimmered with passion. She held my cock in one hand, pulled the top of my pants down to her pussy, then pulled down my shorts and underwear...and she was already dressed up! My cock still throbbed with eager anticipation, but it wasn't getting any harder or softer just yet! Just as she did, I grabbed her hard, firm arms and carried her into the kitchen, where She held my cock in one hand, pulled the top of my pants down to her pussy, then pulled down my shorts and underwear...and she was already dressed up! My cock still throbbed with eager anticipation, but it wasn't getting any harder or softer just yet! Just as she did, I grabbed her hard, firm arms and carried her into the kitchen, where she slid her legs around to her stomach and lifted herself to her feet. Standing on her toes and letting her breasts wobble over her toes, I pushed my cock all the way up to her cunt, and began thrusting my cock deep into her tight pussy, making her feel so good! At first, I didn't really want her pussy to be touched, so I didn't push in. But when she was ready, and she started moaning loudly with orgasms, I pulled out. I'd missed it because I'd thought it was too hard and didn't cum for a couple seconds, but after a few strokes of my cock came in with just a small trickle down my length, and my cockhead hit the entrance where my fingers had been during the sex session...it felt like I was hitting it with my teeth! Her ass was pressed up against the sink, and she looked down, her gorgeous green eyes glittering in appreciation and a bit of surprise! It was a bit weird, seeing her in so Her ass was pressed up against the sink, and she looked down, her gorgeous green eyes glittering in appreciation and a bit of surprise! It was a bit weird, seeing her in so much pain too, seeing her bare legs sway under the weight of the water... but it wasn't too bad. Her nipples, and pussy were a bit stiffer than usual, but they still kept their shape, and she wasn't complaining. "Come here!" Her voice was low, soft and sweet, barely audible enough to be heard even by some of the men in the crowd. The woman pulled out her skirt to reveal her panties at the bottom of her slit and started playing with her hair like she had done before. She wasn't really doing anything at the moment though as her hands quickly cupped her slit and stroked around, her pussy moving slightly, and a wave of pleasure rushed up her body at that sight. She was so horny as well, her eyes almost glazed over as her hips were pumping with even greater pressure. Her eyes met mine for a moment, and then I realized that she looked so gorgeous in her sexy red and white bra and panties. "Hmmm," She mumbled in her high-pitched voice as her tongue circled around the tip of my cock in her throat, causing me to slide forward between her legs, reaching around to brush past her, and begin to suck on her clit until my cheeks burned for her eyes.

"God, I love your cunt, so good!"

"Thank you darling," She said smiling at me with an innocent look that made my hips move again.

Just a few seconds later, I felt my balls getting even harder and harder, but I needed this faster, so I slid it inside of her again, my fingers starting to wrap around the side of her panties as she pushed into me faster than any of her other lovers had ever done. Then my face became her pussy lips as her moans and moans grew shrill, and I pressed deeper, harder and higher into her as she pushed against me, my lips buried within the tight, wet folds of her cunt. She didn't seem to mind.

She pushed into me harder, and we felt each other's bodies being filled with each other's cum as she came hard, my cock almost slipping into her mouth just before she pulled it out of her, she let my finger continue in between her slick folds, her soft clit grinding against the soft skin of my penis, and she took that chance and started moving up and down on my shaft. She moaned softly and slowly, trying to bring her legs closer together, but her legs still weren't even touching the length of my dick... I slowly came, and with a deep breath I pulled her to me and started fucking her fast and deep, and pushing her up and down on my dick, and feeling her twitching as she got to feel it inside her. She started moaning as I came, grunting and grunting. "Ooh, ooh! Ohh, oohh, fuck you!" We moaned each others' names as more cum poured out of us each time she came, and then I had to stop, she was so ready already. We kept fucking for a minute then came to a stop again.

I felt my girlfriend's legs start to loosen up, she moaned louder and deeper, and then her body slowly started to relax down my cock. Her legs started to relax too. "I think I'd like that, I think you're really warm..." I looked into her eyes, and I realized she liked it. She was very close to coming. She pulled away a little bit, pulled her legs up, pulling her body out of my body. "Yes please..." she cried as she began"Aww, Mommy's sorry, she's so sorry, she's so sorry!" She cried her last words to her little sister before the baby began crying her happy sleep again. She felt the familiar feeling of her mother's hands in her lap again.

"I'll tell you, that little baby was just so much fun and all the good things in my life, and she deserved some fun too." She said softly, then she gave off a kind of gentle 'thank you' to Ruby and her mother. She smiled and waved affectionately at the little baby, then she put her hands around her sister's shoulders and started to kiss her, kissing her to her heart's content.

The baby sighed heavily and then slowly started to cry, while she was still with her mother, the baby started crying very loudly while sleeping.

"I think that will do for now. She's going to want her food, her medicine and anything else she needs, she's only going to be three now, but with you and Yang there you'll always have me." Ruby promised her mother in her soft voice.

"Ruby, you know that we have some stuff we need to get ready for, can you come back home anytime soon?" Weiss asked, trying to keep her promise. Ruby nodded her head.

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#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / I Love You
June 24, 2019, 05:05:05 PM

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