Topics - DurianClock

#1

General Discussion / Hello

December 04, 2015, 02:09:54 AM

So I finally figured out how to log back into my account. Sorry I kinda disappeared on ya'll. My laptop crashed and my life got pretty fucked up, but I'm back and I'm doing great now! How is everybody doing?

#2

General Discussion / DurianClock's Early Clockmas Present aka (The Largest Library of Clock Avatars)

December 03, 2014, 03:10:41 AM

I went on newgrounds and decompiled a fuck ton of old clock movies and snagged every clock avatar I could find. I've been around almost near the very beginning of the Clock Crew, so I knew almost all of these guys. Almost all the avatars are in movieclips with their appropriate names.. only a few of them don't, but they are also the really obscure ones that slipped my mind. Whoever has CS4 and can convert this to Flash 8 so more people can download it, that would be awesome. I've been working on this collection for years. Some of them I have taken the liberty to making them fit with the 2001 style graphics as much as possible. I am very proud of this collection. Happy early Clockmas!

{{{Clock Crew}}}

CS4 Fla: ~~http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/download/9eeca8e20a46767c215c724d667d16f7~~
CS3 Fla: ~~http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/82e3b0b4a18f311d01fb373564735b02~~

FLASH 8 Fla: https://www.clockcrew.net/library/libassets/flash/c/ccdurianslibraryf8.fla (use the library password!)
https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/dbb08af6fbc805c53118423eb81117a7
FLASH 8 with extra characters from OctopusClock, file courtesy RobClock: https://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/dbb08af6fbc805c53118423eb81117a7

Preview:

BONUS!!!

Clock Friends, Anti-Clocks, and Famous CC Props

CS4 Fla: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/3273ba29b537fb78084e917461cb2373
CS3 Fla: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/5796a189d918e296577b55423d1cbfbd

Preview:

CS3 conversion thanks to AnkhClock

#3

General Discussion / Any clocks live in Nashville, TN?

November 21, 2014, 04:24:32 PM

I'm staying at the Hampton off Broadway. Setting Slipknot and KoRn - The Prepare for Hell Tour at Bridgestone Arena. Staying through Sunday. Most likely gonna try and kick it at the nearest Karaoke bar. If any of you are in Nashville, let's party!

#4

General Discussion / A request

November 03, 2014, 03:20:09 PM

Anyone able to convert http://www.clockcrew.cc/ccsite/library/view/3777 to a version of flash that is commonly used here and upload to the library? I use CS4 and always run into clocks that use a previous version of flash. I'd like my avatar to be accessible to everyone since it's pretty tedious to draw. Would REALLY appreciate it.

#5

Official Clock Crew Staff Approved Collaborations / Pass the I Don't Give a Goddamn What! Part Who Cares!? Official CC Collab

August 15, 2014, 08:09:00 PM

Clock Day 2014 is practically over! Let's prepare for 2015!!! The sooner the better! The more time we have to create a storyline and part, and polish that bitch!

RULES:
You have 3 days to complete your part when you call for it. In order to get a part you have to be paying attention and post before somebody else does. We also reserve the right to hold it up for somebody if they're a particularly good artist like ZL, or somebody like that but we'll post ahead of time if we do. Asking for a part before the person who is up posts an SWF or FLA will be ignored and laughed at for being illiterate.

SPECIFICATIONS
-650x400
-24fps
-save your FLAs as CS5.5 or lower
-Your part must be at least 30 seconds long
-Name all your symbols Yourclockname_symbol1 or something like that so they're distinct from symbols in other parts. (example: flounderman_speecharrow)
-put your flash in a movie clip and set your audio to stream or you will be banned for six years

1. Vuvuzela Done
2. Tropicana Done
3. Pop-Tart
4. MiracleFruit
5. PhantomCat
6. Durian
7. Patriot
8. Iron
9. BB10
10. Polyhedron
11. EvilBean
12.
13. Absinthe
14.
15.
16.
17. Mentos
18.
19.
20. ZombieLincoln
...
...

Credits:
Compiler (IMPORTANT!!!):

Replacements if Necessary:

GO!!!

Available Voice Actors:
LumpClock
AbsintheClock
DurianClock
Probably BB10

#6

General Discussion / My Clock is Glow-in-the-Dark!

August 15, 2014, 02:38:45 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/644450

#7

General Discussion / Help me save my best friend

August 07, 2014, 02:17:10 AM

http://www.gofundme.com/cnlxow

My kitty's urethra keeps blocking and he can't urinate on his own. They unblocked it and had him on a catheter for a while and took it out yesterday morning and he blocked again. We set up a payment plan to cover the second treatment with the catheter to try and help him pass whatever's blocking him, but if that fails again we're left the option of surgery to widen his urethra which is between $2000 and $3000, which we don't have. This happened so fast and we weren't emotionally or financially prepared for something like this. I don't want to give up on my kitty because of money. He is like a son to me and my best friend. Had him ever since he was born. He was the one kitty in the litter that chose us. Please help, anything will help out. I know this is a shot in the dark but we'll never give up the chance of holding our sweet angel in our arms.

-DurianClock

#8

General Discussion / The Official Clock Crew Tumblr

July 30, 2014, 01:41:37 AM

http://www.theclockcrew.tumblr.com/

Join, Follow, Reblog, #clockcrew and help spread the word of the Clock Crew!

Send me your email if you're interested in being a contributor.

Let's do this!!!

#9

General Discussion / Happy Birthday, Durian!

November 26, 2013, 10:13:01 PM

The legendary RadishClock was so gracious to create this Birthday flash for me, be sure to vote 5! I'm still at work and can't view it until I get home.

Make sure this gets saved!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/629187

#10

Gaming & Technology / Terrordrome: Horror/Slasher Movie Fighting Game

March 06, 2013, 08:36:56 PM

The ultimate marriage between two awesome things. Horror Movies and Fighting Games. It's a dream come true. They're currently planning on releasing Terrordrome 2 some time in the near future.

Download
Movelist

[U2]axQ-8UjSqHA[/U2]

#11

Nominations / Abba-ZabaClock

March 06, 2013, 03:41:29 PM

Now I know some of you may think it's a tad early to place Abba-Zaba in a position amongst the rest of the staff and that may concern you, but since he's first joined back in December, he's been nothing but active and incredibly eager to learn flash from the get-go and fit in amongst the rest of the crew. In fact I haven't seen a new member that has so quickly fit in the group so well right off the bat! This man's got a job he works at on a normal basis and still finds time to produce atleast two flash animations a day! That not only shows me that he's dedicated at his real life place of work and here, but also willing to take responsibilities towards both. You may also think, "Ehh.. maybe give him a couple more months around here to see if he continues to be as active as he has been." Which it's smart to be careful and feel for certain about an individual, especially when being considered for a position on staff, but I believe if Abba-Zaba was nominated at this point in time, at his current peak of being so astonishingly active all round (his forum and chat presence as well as creating flash submissions on a normal basis) he would instantly feel all of the responsibilities laid heavily on his shoulders take hold and would feel nothing but incredibly inclined to do his best as a staff member.

#12

Nominations / Abba-ZabaClock

March 06, 2013, 03:35:03 PM

Now I know some of you may think it's a tad early to place Abba-Zaba in a position amongst the rest of the staff and that may concern you, but since he's first joined back in December, he's been nothing but active and incredibly eager to learn flash from the get-go and fit in amongst the rest of the crew. In fact I haven't seen a new member that has so quickly fit in the group so well right off the bat! This man's got a job he works at on a normal basis and still finds time to produce atleast two flash animations a day! That not only shows me that he's dedicated at his real life place of work and here, but also willing to take responsibilities towards both. You may also think, "Ehh.. maybe give him a couple more months around here to see if he continues to be as active as he has been." Which it's smart to be careful and feel for certain about an individual, especially when being considered for a position on staff, but I believe if Abba-Zaba was nominated at this point in time, at his current peak of being so astonishingly active all round (his forum and chat presence as well as creating flash submissions on a normal basis) he would instantly feel all of the responsibilities laid heavily on his shoulders take hold and would feel nothing but incredibly inclined to do his best as a staff member.

#13

General Discussion / Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Florida Home

January 25, 2013, 07:31:49 PM

Quote
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops

Gregory Matthew Bruni

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports.

The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder.

The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911.

"I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording.

The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face.

When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home.

At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on."

Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence.

Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:

1. Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

2. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

3. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

4. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

5. Masturbated in the living room.

6. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

7. Defecated on the floor in two places.

8. Drank the contents of the vacuum.

This story was too crazy not to share.

#14

Entertainment / The Music Video Thread

January 23, 2013, 01:42:50 AM

Post your favorite music videos in this thread! Can be studio made or live videos. I want to see what your favorite bands have to offer audibly & visually. GO!

#15

Reading and Writing / FREE UNTIL MIDNIGHT! The Devil's Serum (Ramblings of the Damned)

September 13, 2012, 10:57:26 AM

QuoteIs immortality really all that it's cracked up to be? Be careful what you wish for...you just might get it. The Devil's Serum is a supernatural love story, after all what's more supernatural than love? This is book 1 of the Ramblings of the Damned Series. Book 2 The Devil's Folly is due for release September 1st, 2012.

QuoteAbout The Author : Ashliegh Wolfgang first gained notoriety as founding member and vocalist for National recording artists "The Orphan Punks". The Devil's Serum is his first foray into fiction writing, a love he has had behind the scenes for decades. Ashliegh claims writing influences for historical authors such Edgar Allan Poe and H.P. Lovecraft to contemporary autors such as Anne Rice and Clive Barker. Ashliegh currently lives in the suburbs of Chicago with his wife Heather and children Addison and Samantha.

Hey guys, the lead singer of the Chicago glam punk band "The Orphan Punks" wrote a horror novel and it's on sale at Amazon for FREE until midnight tonight! Be a good sport and give it a download! Does not require a kindle to read! So why not check it out?

Here's a music video the book's author, Ashliegh Wolfgang, did with his band "The Orphan Punks". If this doesn't catch your attention, I don't know what will.