you are CAIN MARKO. you're in scotland for work, and you almost hit some jaywalkers

one of them insanely gets on a motorcycle and starts chasing you

you're like wtf
you step out of the car and activate the cyttorak crystal, becoming The Unstoppable Juggernaut. she just crashes her motorcycle directly into your parked car

you're like HEY. THE FUCK? YOU BETTER START TALKING.
and she's like "I'm Kylie Minogue."

and you're like "oh my god, Kylie Minogue!? I'm your biggest fan! 🤩"

she slashes your tires and tries to drug you


you're like "you'd better stop that, kylie minogue. I'm actually the juggernaut and you're pissing me off" then she tries to blind you and bury you under an avalanche, which you easily smash

then she falls off a cliff into the ocean like a dipshit

you go down and yank her out of the water

you're like "kylie minogue CALM DOWN you're a singer." and she's like "FUCK CALLISTO! AIEEEEEEEEEEE" and shoots you with lasers and you're like "argh god fuck who's callisto???"

she just starts blasting you with every one of her zam zark lasers and you're like for fucks sake woman what part of "the unstoppable juggernaut" were you confused about

and you're like "are you done??? listen, you'll always be a superstar to me
"
then she drops dead

and you're like "kylie minogue!!! noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

...? um, oh! the end.

one of them insanely gets on a motorcycle and starts chasing you

you're like wtf
you step out of the car and activate the cyttorak crystal, becoming The Unstoppable Juggernaut. she just crashes her motorcycle directly into your parked car

you're like HEY. THE FUCK? YOU BETTER START TALKING.
and she's like "I'm Kylie Minogue."

and you're like "oh my god, Kylie Minogue!? I'm your biggest fan! 🤩"

she slashes your tires and tries to drug you


you're like "you'd better stop that, kylie minogue. I'm actually the juggernaut and you're pissing me off" then she tries to blind you and bury you under an avalanche, which you easily smash

then she falls off a cliff into the ocean like a dipshit

you go down and yank her out of the water

you're like "kylie minogue CALM DOWN you're a singer." and she's like "FUCK CALLISTO! AIEEEEEEEEEEE" and shoots you with lasers and you're like "argh god fuck who's callisto???"

she just starts blasting you with every one of her zam zark lasers and you're like for fucks sake woman what part of "the unstoppable juggernaut" were you confused about

and you're like "are you done??? listen, you'll always be a superstar to me

then she drops dead

and you're like "kylie minogue!!! noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

...? um, oh! the end.