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Mrs. McGruder's House / someone reply to this
April 19, 2022, 07:45:43 AM


as you can see, upgrading to smf nuked several homegrown modifications to the forum software

we (cleveland jaycees) believe that keeping the forum software up2date is the move for the long run despite this loss

forum emails might actually work now

if there are any forum modifications that we've lost that are available for and you do not already have privileges to install such modifications, please bitch here and we (cleveland jaycees) will try to accommodate u

have a clockwork day
Mrs. McGruder's House / the 1-1:15 am only thread
October 19, 2021, 01:04:32 AM
it's like the 4-4:15 am channel but for wimps
Clock Crew News / ye officiale prize winners
August 17, 2021, 06:01:37 PM
I hope everyone had a smashing Clockday 2021!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We took a weighted vote in which Clock Crew voters ranked their three favorite submissions, and the winners of the grand prize(s) have been decided as follows:

🥇 $100 FIRST PRIZE: 26 pts FloundermanClock: FFFFFF: Final F
🥈 $75 SECOND PRIZE: 25 pts PannacottaClock: / StrawberryClock Chugs A Quart Of Laundry Detergent
🥉 $50 THIRD PRIZE: TIE! 13 pts InkwellClock / Pond of Phantasmagoria
🥉 $50 THIRD PRIZE: TIE! 13 pts PlugClock / BIG NEWS

Other movies our voters put in their top 3:
11 pts PhonographClock / The U1D70B U03BD U03BA Room
5 pts PinClock / Time
2 pts RadiotubeClock / OTB - 2001
1 pt SmegheadClock / SHC's life in lockdown

You may be thinking: "This is bullshit, everybody who won is already in the Clock Crew!" This is very perceptive of you. Don't say I never used the phrase "personal prejudice" to describe our voting process. But that's also why I wanted to make sure we gave at least one prize to someone we didn't know...

At the recommendation of two of our esteemed members, the $25 total stranger prize goes to Koogai, whose contribution Strawberry Cock was also a VCRCLOCK PRIzE contender, as it was created without using Flash or Adobe Animate, and as far as I'm concerned tequila isn't cheating.

But the actual winner of the $25 VCRCLOCK PRIzE is Merol, who sculpted some beautiful clocks in clay and submitted them to the Art Portal! I actually did look for Clockday submissions in the art portal as well -- also check out this pixel art by ScepterDPinoy!

Speaking of pixels... another strong VCRCLOCK PRIzE contender ended up being one of the winners of the raffle for Yarn's StrawberryClock plush dolls (you had to tag your submission #sbcraffle to enter!!!!):

That's Stepford, creator of I Wanna B The Clock, and our own UTF65536tothe4Clock, who threw BAD PEGGEY into the ring. I'll be in touch shortly to get your mailing addresses!!

Finally, not all of my favorite submissions won something. Clock Day 2021 Porno? Fucking robbed, man. StrawberryClock's Face Reveal? Criminally underexposed. Don't let the Establishment tell you what to watch!! Go explore the creative endeavors of people who use their free time to make fun stuff!!!
As you are hopefully already well aware, August 15, 2021 will be the 20th birthday of StrawberryClock's B, the single most groundbreaking multimedia experience ever to have been produced with Macromedia Flash. Unfortunately the B Blu-Ray box set remains in production hell, but to honor this momentous occasion, we'd like to offer a few humble prizes to encourage everyone on Newgrounds to participate in Clockday 2021.

We'll probably watch as many August 15th submissions as we can stomach, casually pick some favorites from those submissions tagged with #clockday2021, and award the following prizes based on personal prejudice:

1st prize: $100
2nd prize: $75
3rd prize: $50

We'll also award $25 for the best movie/game from an artist we've never heard of, and another $25 VCRCLOCK PRIzE to the best submission made without opening Flash or Adobe Animate (tag it with #vcrclockprize so I don't miss it!)

FINALLY, we have two very special handmade StrawberryClock plushies from @Yarn to give away. We'll pick two winners at random from the pool of people who tag their Clockday submissions with #sbcraffle!

Winners will be announced by 8/17, I reckon. We're looking forward to seeing everybody's work, especially if you kind of suck but you're funny.

The Clock Crew
Mrs. McGruder's House / Variety Pack!!!!
January 11, 2021, 01:15:59 PM
full disclosure: one of these choices will get you banned
Mrs. McGruder's House / Team 6
November 26, 2020, 04:36:26 PM
the clock crew bbs has so few regular posters these days that the idea of splitting such a small group into factions, even as a joke, certainly seems like a stretch

click here to join team 6
Mrs. McGruder's House / SKU?
September 18, 2020, 02:36:07 AM
General Discussion / post u clockday mvoie here
August 14, 2020, 11:49:12 PM
post it here so we don't miss it
Mrs. McGruder's House / salami lid and friends
August 08, 2020, 02:52:41 AM




origin @george.yn on tiktok, an app i don't use
1. Loosen or remove any garment you may have around your waist, except undergarments
2. Insert thumbs or hands between the waistband of your undergarment and your body
3. Rotate waistband to left or right as far as it will go
4. Make Face of the New Way
Mrs. McGruder's House / peanut butter and jelly
June 11, 2020, 01:38:53 AM
refers to?
Mrs. McGruder's House / attn
April 13, 2020, 12:57:28 AM

Mrs. McGruder's House / have you ever sent a fax
March 30, 2020, 11:42:54 PM
i figured now would be a good time to ask
Pokemon Stadium / Design for app icon
January 28, 2020, 01:26:44 AM
I've tried everything else.

I'm out of ideas.
who put the rosie o'donnell in disney's tarzan
Mrs. McGruder's House / is that the naruto thing
September 08, 2019, 11:44:46 PM
or the time warner cable logo

thanks in advance
Mrs. McGruder's House / Hey, know who sucks?
August 31, 2019, 08:26:00 AM