In due time though because I'm super busy, but I just found a new source of canvases so I wanna get into practise again

go go goooooo

on paper

gogogogo

Onmas the wise,
Onmas the fair,
Wearing the skin of the king of the Bears.

Unmeasureââ,¬â,,¢ble wealth,
Impossibly strong,
His subjects would think he could do no wrong.

But he had a secret he could not escape
Of how he acquired his grand ursine cape
That hung to his knees from his right royal nape.

The story so went, as told to his scribe,
(Who was no stranger to taking a bribe)
That politickal strife gripped the Bearsââ,¬â,,¢ land
And King Bear, with power, turned rocks to sand,
A warmonger at heart, vicious tyrant
(Although, by all accounts, strangely fragrant).
Onmas travelled to the Kingdom of Bears
To battle the King, who took what was theirs.
The struggle ended, with Onmas on top
Of the skinned corpse of the King-Who-Was-Not

Though there are those who thought different,
That Onmas had told it with heroick slant.

Truth of the matter, the two Kings were friends
Working together to achieve their ends
Though Onmas was jealous of his friendââ,¬â,,¢s fur
That glistered in sunlight like fine silver.
One fateful eve, in each otherââ,¬â,,¢s compââ,¬â,,¢ny
In a tower overlooking the sea,
Onmas got his friend drunk on honeyed mead.
When his back was turned, he then did the deed;
A knife to the head, a blade in the back
And King Bearââ,¬â,,¢s view of the sea all went black.
In minutes, Onmas was wearing his friend
Who, by betrayal, had soon met his end.

Foul murder born from the foulest of greed,
Although most felt he was still fit to lead.
Try to speak out, and you will surely lose
For those whoââ,¬â,,¢d object, Onmas got a new pair of shoes.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/interactive/2013/may/18/jk-rowling-first-editions-annotation

Because pretty much the only other thread in this subforum is about Homestuck so I'm disgusted in all of you

Discuss what book(s) you have just bought and what you are reading!!!

i'm checking out all the big butch clocks

But what will I tell you???

woops guess i'm late
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601178

What's shakin'

I'm sure all of you have heard by now about the evil baby eating Ugandan warlord people are tweeting about. If you haven't, a group called "The Invisible Children" posted a video on Youtube about about how evil this one warlord called Joseph Kony isn't going to stop being a dick and that everyone should share it. The video went viral and now i'm seeing "STOP KONY" messages on my newsfeed every few seconds.
What these people don't know is that The Invisible Children are a bunch of lying bastards who are not as white as they paint themselves. Also, in completely unrelated news, oil has been found in Uganda. Removing a village-smashing warlord will balance the country and gaining favour with the government, and then maybe giving the US access to their oil? Where have we seen this before?
I'm disappointed.

There am a lot of snow

hey i'm friends with both you guys on faceyboo

IAMA 99% athiest who saved a cat from SOPA. How do i tell Notch that I took an arrow to my proposal to my girlfriend?

I was at a friend's birthday party last weekend and I got talking to this guy. We got onto the topic of internet things and he mentioned Newgrounds. I responded by asking his if he'd ever heard of the Clock Crew. To my amazement, he had. "Oh yeah, I love the Clocks!" he said. "What's your favourite clock movie?" i asked. He replied with "I don't know, but I really like Rupeeclock's stuff". Without missing a beat, I pulled out a 2 foot long machete from my boot and swiped it in his direction. A dark red stripe appeared across his shirt as he and the other partygoers looked in horror.
By now his face already began to lose colour and his eyes slowly closed. He then dropped to his knees, then onto his side clutching the crimson wound on his chest as the carpet beneath him began to darken with blood. As he lay dying, he looked up and me standing over him and in a gasping voice said "w...why...?". I paused for a second, then knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear.
"Rupee is a fucking sellout"

...since English and Bolt were born.

I originally made this to troll a My Little Pony forum but now I'm a lot more proud of it than I should be.

HERE'S THE MOST HORRIBLE THING IN THE WORLD
TIME TO KILL EVERYONE

http://like-putin.ru/