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#1
Seems to me that the ironic, "for the lulz" humor of the CC would translate pretty seamlessly into Pepes and Groyper chuds. Let's be honest, the CC historically hasn't been socially enlightened. Out yourself here, you freaks.
#2
Entertainment / Hereditary
February 11, 2019, 02:21:03 PM
I watched Hereditary last night, and oh boy was I not expecting that. I saw the trailers for this movie last year. They seemed to bill it as a traditional teen horror movie. Having watched it now, I don't know how you could successfully market this movie. Duping teens into going into what they think will be a jump-scare-laden slasher flick is probably they best way to get a return on your investment. But it is not that. And the hilarious 1-star Amazon reviews given credence to my thought that this movie was not a all what most viewers were expecting. And most did not know how to take or deal with it.

This movie is pure pain. They suspense is very intense. The family discord is physically unsettling. The violence is quick and unforgiving. It hurt to watch this.

It is a very well made film. The cinematography is beautiful. The symbology and psychological aspects are rich, with a lot of depth, encouraging thought and analysis long after it's over. It reminds me of the other A24 release, The Witch, which I also felt was a very well made, almost art-film style of horror. I like this type of horror movie.

Give it a go and tell me what you think.
#3
General Discussion / A message for those hangers-on
February 02, 2019, 04:07:37 AM
Hello my dudes! I was just burning the midnight oil, and I ended up back on here. I'm installing Unbuntu on an old machine, and I was messing around in my archives. I found my old Flash files (that I can't even open now). That made me a little nostalgic.

I was just reminiscing a bit. It's pretty crazy that most of us were teens when we joined, and now we're mostly in our 30s. Time keeps on moving forward and relentlessly so. Man, how old would Bio be at this point?

I was searching the forums a bit and saw MarijaunaClock posted a few years ago. Some of you may remember that I was particularly active on the politics board and for a good chunk of time moderated it. MJ and I argued a lot as he was a left/liberal and I was a borderline-religious, conservative-leaning libertarian. How times have changed. I'm basically a leftist now. Sorry if I said anything crappy to people back then, though I think I was mostly civil.

I saw DrunkMagiKoopa is dril. WTF. That is amazing. I can get how the CC/NG planted a seed for the absurdist comedy that goes over well these days. And congrats on those who kept the dream going and are working in graphics/coding/animation. I just looked at some of Munglai's new stuff, and it's amazing. I wish I knew what some of the other folks ended up doing (what does Orange do for a living? What is Strange doing?).

Sometimes I think back to all of the time I spent on the forums and all of the time I spent tinkering in Flash. What was it all for? I don't keep in contact with anyone from the CC. But I have used the programming, artistic, and graphic-design skills I acquired. That's pretty cool.

I'm living in Baltimore (hit me up) for a few more months until I move to an Indian reservation (hours from any major city) to do work there.

I hope you are all doing well and got something out of your time with the CC like I did.

Best,
#4
General Discussion / Hotel California
April 01, 2016, 03:20:34 PM
Hello again, friends. I haven't posted in about 4 years, but what's a few years now anyway? BB10 has been messaging me on Skype, asking for the .fla files for the Hotel California collaboration. I just searched around on the forums to see if anyone else has been talking about this, and it looks like no, no one is talking about it. There has been some confusion about this project over the years. I would just like to put some of the details out there for the record.

I was the project aggregator/organizer for the HC collab. I also made all the menus and personally made 2 entries. It was active around 2004 - 2005. It had a new feature in which there would be multiple parts per audio clip which would change randomly with actionscript, producing a different viewing each time. Despite a lot of interest, I believe about 40 - 50% of contributors didn't finish their work. There was also some issues with the complicated AS menus that cableshaft was coding. Some of the parts had only 1 poor-quality entry, but there is at least one per open slot. It's not that it could never be submitted, but that I held on for some of our high-level animators to finish their parts, something that never happened. I tried to revive the project years later, maybe 2007 - 2008, not sure. Things didn't pan out again, but I did release a swf of what we had around that time.

I'd be happy to produce another swf file for everyone to see if there is interest and if someone has a suggestion of where to upload it. And to answer BB10's question, yes, I have all of the original .fla files and everything associated with the project.

EDIT: added link to upload
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/a4c9ffb5d0453ca69843ecadc51c19ef
A few bugs. A little too many suicides. Some parts really stand out. FU's, SpriteRemix. Sinister and Blackmagic's are pretty interesting.
#5
Entertainment / Brickleberry
October 31, 2012, 08:08:55 PM
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Tosh.0 is pretty funny, and Daniel Tosh's stand up is as well. This looks terrible, and I will likely never see it. Thoughts?
#6
General Discussion / Pony.mov (MLP parody) series
October 31, 2012, 05:24:02 PM
I happened upon this series by HotDiggedyDemon, a former Newgrounds staple (best know for the Jerry series). I had never seen the My Little Pony show before watching this; I was only generally aware of the brony phenomenon. This series is a combination of MLP, Ren and Stimpy, and a newer Newgrounds comedy sensibility. For whatever reason I think it's really great. Is this a gateway to watching the original show? There is one more installment before the series is over.

Here is a link to the playlist.
#7
A literal animation of Die Antwoord's Beat Boy

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Lyrics:
QuoteBeat Boy
Yo Dj Hi-Tek
Drop The Motherfuckin Beat Box Dog
Bring That Next-Level Shit
Uh, Yo, For Real
Thatââ,¬â,,¢s What Iââ,¬â,,¢m Talking About
Check It Out

Totally Psychic, Open Your Mind Quick As The Vibe Kicks
Moederfok It, I Skeem This Vibeââ,¬â,,¢s Rou
Jislaaik Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Check Out This Hype Flow
I Go By The Name Of
N-I-N-J To The Motherfuckin A
Straining Your Brain Like Tv Static
Check Out The Phunky 3D Grafix
Rave Visuals, Enter My Digital Zone
As I Recite A Poem On The Microphone
Iââ,¬â,,¢m Scoping, 3Rd Eye Strobing, Mind Open, Sweat Streaming
Flesh Gleaming, Best Feeling, High-Energy Peaking, Deep Meanings
Freak When I See Things, Like This Chick In A G-String
Can I Touch You Friend?

[Hook:]
Beat Boy, Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect, Hit That Perfect
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy

[Repeat]

Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Yo Pump It Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It,
Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It, Stick It, Dunk It
P-P-P-P-Pump It!

I Think About You When I Masturbate
You Canââ,¬â,,¢t Even Believe It But Thatââ,¬â,,¢s Ok
On The Microphone I Fascinate
When I Let My 3Rd Eye Exaggerate
Freaky Visions, I Tell You What I See
Cold Concrete Scattered With Dry Leaves
You Naked Lying On The Pavement
People Are Standing Round With Laany Shoes
You Can Hardly Move, You Look Sexy
All Of A Sudden, The Streets Are Empty
You Stand Up, Open Your Eye-Lids
You In A Trench Coat, Itââ,¬â,,¢s French, You Look Stylish
You Walk In The Silence, Not Sure What The Time Is
Itââ,¬â,,¢s Totally Twilight, The Sky Is Violet
An Abandoned House, Look Ahead You See
Some Open The Door, Yes Itââ,¬â,,¢s Me
With The Meanest Penis You Ever Seen
You On Your Period, With No Tampon
You Kneel Down And Get With The Vibe
Your Period Blood Has Crystalized
You Offer Me The Red Crystal, Itââ,¬â,,¢s Ill
Grab Hold Of The Mic Tight, Tonightââ,¬â,,¢s The Night
The Vibe Is Live, Pump Up The Base
I Got Tentacles Coming Out My Face
I Rise Into The Air Cut Myself Open
Warm Blood Pours Down All Round
I Speak From The Deep Cut In Between My Thighs
You Covered In Blood Rubbing Your Boobs, Feeling Nice

[Hook]

You Open The Door Step Into The Place
Look Around, Strange Painting On The Walls
A Chick On The Floor On All Fours, Totally Nude
In High Heels, The Vibes Ill
Sheââ,¬â,,¢s Hand-Cuffed, Ankle Cuffed, Steel Collar
With A Long Lease Attached To The Ceiling
The Sceneââ,¬â,,¢s Appealing, Revealing Weird Feelings
Make You Forget About What You Believing
Another Chick Chilling Against The Wall
Flashing Her Boobs, Legs Spread With A Nice Vagina
And A Long Stick, Thereââ,¬â,,¢s A Nice Big
Painting Above Her Head, Expensive!
You Check Another Chick On All Fours
Chilling Next To Another Chick Lying On The Floor
Legs Spread In The Middle Of The Corridor
Close Shave, Donââ,¬â,,¢t Touch What You Canââ,¬â,,¢t Afford
The Next-Roomââ,¬â,,¢s A Bed Room, You Become Two
What I Mean Is: You Plus Another You
You Get Down With Yourself While I Watch
Body Buzzing Like A Bed Of A Billion Bees
You Kneel Down In Front Of The Other You
Time To Learn Something New
The One Kneeling Is A Slave
Kneel For The Master
Feel The Warm Hand On The Back Of Your Head
You Got A Tattoo On The Back Of Your Neck
An Infinity Sign That Represents Your Past
Your Master Touches You On Your Tattoo
And Removes Your Tattoo, Now You Brand New
Iââ,¬â,,¢m Proud Of You Dear
Thereââ,¬â,,¢s Nothing You Not Allowed To Do Here
Listen To Me, The Infinity Tattoo Is A Key
Let Go To My Rhyme And Open Your Mind

[Hook]

Lift Up Your Dress, Open Up Your Legs
Your Vaginas Sewn Up, Untie The Thread
My Sublime Rhyme Inside Your Head
Your Mind Is Rushing, Vagina Gushing
Another Chick In The Corner Taking A Piss
It Looks Nice, The Whole Vibe Is Totally Kinky
Look Around, The New Room Is Fancy
Remove Your Fur Coat, Remove Your Panties
Iââ,¬â,,¢m Rocking A Suit And A Black Face Mask
I Ejaculate In Champaign Glass
Your Precious Flesh Is So Mysterious
Pierce Your Nipples With Two Long Needles
Like A Crucifix, Take You To Another Level
While I Get My Freak On, The Vibe Is Mental
Transcendental, We Somewhere Else Now
Still Rocking A Mask, But Iââ,¬â,,¢ve Taken Off My Suit
You Rocking A Mask Too, Shaking Your Nice Boobs
I Tell You I Like You, You Feel My Piel
We Start French Kissing With Flippin Long Tongues
We Somewhere Else Now, You Dressed Conservative
I Transform Into A Big Black God
Feel The Realness, My Dickââ,¬â,,¢s Lank Hard
You Canââ,¬â,,¢t Belive It, A Dick In Your Palm
As Big As Your Arm, We Somewhere Else Now
A Hospital Uh! Get Ready For The Operation
Lot Of Guys Chilling Behind You, Blasts From The Past
All Rocking A Mask, Penises Out
Drop Your Panties For The Surgeon
ââ,¬Å"Iââ,¬â,,¢m Not A Virginââ,¬Â Itââ,¬â,,¢s Not A Problem
Look In The Mirror, You Can See Itââ,¬â,,¢s You
You Got Two Nice Boobs And A Penis Too

[Hook]

The Men In The Masks Gather Round The Patient
Waiting In Anticipation
The Old Surgeon Says ââ,¬Å"Can You See This?ââ,¬Â
ââ,¬Å"A Beautiful Woman With A Brand New Penis!ââ,¬Â
You Klap The Surgeon, Flip Him Right Round
Bend Him Over, Lift His White Gown
Gryp The Surgeonââ,¬â,,¢s Milky Butt-Cheeks
Rape The Surgeon, Break The Surgeon
Absorb You Penis Into Your Tummy
You A Woman Again, Complete With A Vagina
Iââ,¬â,,¢m Flipping My Rhyme Uh!
Tripping Your Mind Out
Ripping And Vipping Your Pip
Flip It Inside-Out
Now You The Teacher, You The Guide
The Real You Wonââ,¬â,,¢t See You Denied
You Got Crazy Sex Appeal, All Tied Up
Kneeling On The Pavement, You Canââ,¬â,,¢t Say Shit
Your Mouth Is Gagged, You Surrounded By
A Thousand Guys Totally Under Your Spell
They All Totally Scared Of The Power You Hold
You Can Changed The Rules Of The Game And Devour Their Souls
Nowââ,¬â,,¢s The Time Girl
Letââ,¬â,,¢s Head Back Into The Outside World
The World Of Others, Itââ,¬â,,¢s Time To Go Back
The Doors Are Stuck Shut But The Walls Are Beginning To Crack
Uh! Now The Walls Are Bleeding
Itââ,¬â,,¢s All Deceiving, You Soaking Wet
With No Regrets, Feel Your Body Sweat Blood
Peel Off Your Old Skin, Time To Get Love

You Arrive At The Cemetery In Time For The Ceremony
I Give You A Hot Kiss, Grab Hold Of Your Arse Cheeks
Howââ,¬â,,¢d You Like To Get Laid On This
Tomb Stone In The Middle Of The Rain Forest
My Gaze Puts You In A Dase, Iââ,¬â,,¢m Loving Your Long Tongue
Look At Your Beautiful Face, Covered In Hot Come
Spread My Wings Block Out The Sun
Lie On My Back, Scope Out Your Bum
My Penis Stays Hard, You Breathing Heavily
I Penetrate You, The Feelings Heavenly
Now Bounce Girl, You Know Itââ,¬â,,¢s Hot
Bounce, Bounce Girl Like, Oh My God!
Totally Freaky Deaky Phunky
Wad:E Make You Leave Your Body
Transport You To Another Dimension
You Alone In The Desert, Totally Nude
The Silence Is Violent
You Floating Above The Ground
Invisible Energies Penetrate
Every Hole In Your Body While You Levitate
You Start Coming Apart, Shape-Shifting
Wild, Out Of Control
Destructo
Ghan Odn Ar
Dbir Vahniss
Dgug Rgyud
Hgyur Bzan
Bhren Sseh
Ehrsta Sugam
Satah!
Free idea, go ahead.
#9
I as you may know, I'm in medical school right now. Last semester we had anatomy lab in which we dissected cadavers that are preserved in formaldehyde and all that.

So anyway, when there is something interesting about a certain body, the instructor will get everyone's attention to have a look. This man had a huge aneurysm (an enlarged artery in danger of bursting) in his abdominal aorta (a big artery on the back wall of the abdomen). He had a large stent in the artery to prevent it from bursting. It looks like this:


Later I was studying for the final exam in the anatomy lab alone with a small group of friends. We were looking at this particular body, and I think, "we're about to use this body for the last time (on the test), so it won't matter if I pull this stent out." I just wanted to see what it looked like outside the body.

I started pulling, but it was really stuck in there. Finally, the thing pops out pretty violently, shooting little chunks of chopped-up body bits into the air and up in my face, eyes, and even some in my mouth. I kind of spit everywhere trying to make sure I didn't retain any cadaver nuggets in my mouth. It was kind of gross.

That's all.
#10
is if he is remixed from

this

to

this.
#11
Pokemon Stadium / I drew some fan art.
December 12, 2009, 03:44:41 AM
#12
General Discussion / Hip hop is getting worse
December 03, 2009, 06:42:26 PM
Dear God, this is the most talentless, unimaginative drivel I've heard. They should at least auto-tune this crap to cover the lack of vocal talent.

I never liked hip hop, but this is starting to get ridiculous.

All of these songs have been on the radio:

LOL smiley face
Fuck you soulja boy, you can't even carry a tune, go away.

Mira mira ven aqui This looks like a parody video instead of the real thing!

Hotel Room ServiceThis one is probably the worst. It's baffling how this got on the radio with such horrible vocals.
#13
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#14
They might find this interesting
http://www.onwards.tv/
Just a neat little deal. It looks like it was done with motion capture, but I don't know.
#15
General Discussion / Adam Phillips is such a good animator
September 08, 2009, 03:35:35 PM
goddamn
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#16
General Discussion / Hyperasian
August 26, 2009, 10:12:02 PM
I just clicked on some stupid yahoo news link, and I saw this...






















hah
#17
In memory of America's triumph forty years ago, here's a video of Buzz Aldrin punching out a moon-landing denier.

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Glorious
#18
General Discussion / Hey RugerClock
July 19, 2009, 01:09:41 PM
I hope you had as much fun at the range I as did. You were shooting a bit left, but it was pretty good anyway.

#19
General Discussion / In this thread we dance
July 18, 2009, 05:36:58 PM
#20
Does anyone know what he's been up too?