One of my friends caught a big fat gorilla ripping one loose at the zoo.

Gorilla Fart

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So I was on the Chicago lakefront today for the annual air and water show, and lo and behold, Bill Murray parachuted down from the heavens.  If I died tomorrow, I would be a happy man.


http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2008/08/15/bill-murray-falls-from-the-sky-in-chicago/

Happy Clock Day!

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:lantern:


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I DL'd boss nigger and found this hilarious death scene...
I'll probably make an Imogen Heap "dear sister" remix later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqA_3QvI2sQ

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Somebody send me some syrup to healkie@iit.edu

I'm hungry.  oink oink.  wink wink.

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I bought a big bottle of Sriracha (cock sauce) today.

I forgot how good it is.  I had just gotten it to make spicy mayo, similar to the kind you would find on sushi, but now I've been putting it on everything.

Best hot sauce ever made?

It's definitely more enjoyable than other hot sauces I've had.  It's got a good clean flavor, and that heat afterward that creeps down your throat.  And it's cheap as hell too.

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I came across the most I'm a edgy teen site today.

It's full of underage emo fucks (no offense) with webcams and I just saw a guy with a pencil dick whacking off to a girls cam.

http://www.stickam.com



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OMG OMG OMG, saw SATC the movie on saturday and it was so fab.

"I CURSE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!"  oh Charlotte, you're too cute.

Anybody else forced to go see it with their girlfriend (or boyfriend?)?

I've seen every episode so I kind of needed to see it to get some finality to the whole Carrie/Big situation.

Sex and the City is quite entertaining.  I would highly recommend it.

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I made this over the weekend, and it was probably the single greatest thing I've ever baked.



It's a turtle cheesecake, consisting of layers of plain cheesecake and chocolate cheesecake with the basic graham cracker crust, topped with caramel, pecans, and a chocolate ganache.  It was so good and fairly easy to make.  I love cheesecake.

Anybody have any good cheesecake flavors I should try making?

I was thinking about doing a pomegranate one.

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Ok, so when I lived on my college campus, they had all of the IRC ports blocked due to DNS attacks.

I've lived in my apartment for about a year with Comcast.  Every few months, I try to get IRC to work, but I always fail.

I have Identid 113 port and 6660-6669 forwarded properly, I've turned every firewall protection possible off, and I still can't connect through a mIRC or java or anything.  I get software caused connection to abort on clockcrew and some other servers I want to get on.  I've been able to connect to a few random servers in mIRC.  Is it just Comcast gheyness causing this problem or something else?

I need help.  kthx.

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Imagine you are really hungry and want to stuff yourself so full, that you fear burping afterwards in fear of puking in your mouth....where do you go?

My favorite (and my girlfriend's favorite) buffet to go to is called House of Sushi & Noodles in the Bucktown-ish neighborhood of Chicago.

A minimum 2 people and $13.95 per person gets miso soup, tempura vegetables, and all you can eat sushi.  I usually don't make it past 6 rolls, but at a minimum cost of $4 to $5 for a simple roll, you save quite a bit of money.  You can order up to two rolls per person per round.  If you go with a big group, imagine platters and platters of sushi coming out round after round.  We usually go about once a week because we're hardcore.  I'm probably going to skip night class so we can go tonight.




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So today I returned from school to the train station nearest my house to discover that somebody had stolen the brake pads off of my bike.

Not only did they take the time to remove all four brake pads, but they left two behind on the ground in a pile of spacers to spite me.

I bet it was a Mexican.

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/431445

OMELET PREVAIL!

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I haven't seen them featured in many movies lately (I don't watch many, so maybe I missed a few).

Anyways, after going through both of their profiles and posts on NG, I decided that both are still at the climax of faggotry and deserved a movie.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/431376

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I've been working on this for the past 4 years.  Enjoy and fifen.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/431215

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Turkey burgers pwn traditional beef burgers any day of the week.  

I'm in college, have an apartment, and cook for myself, so I recently made the switch from ground beef to ground turkey when making anything that requires ground meat, because I wanted to be a bit healthier.  They are so fucking good and easy to make.

Burger:
1 package of ground turkey (Jennie-O or store brand, but get 93/7, not ground breast)
1 small onion, diced
1-2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
Tobasco sauce
Salt + Pepper
Shredded cheddar cheese (fist full)

Guacamole:
1 ripe Avocado
some of the onion and garlic from above
Salt + Pepper
Red pepper flakes
Lemon juice to taste

Mix the burger ingredients.
Cook in hot pan with light coating of olive/vegetable oil.  Flip once.  They're done when firm to the touch.  Makes 4 burgers.
Top with guacamole and serve on a toasted bun with whatever fixins' you like.

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