There once was a small fågel, yes a fågel, he lived on the land; Råger was his name
He kindly wanted to play with his friends; With his friends: Yes he did

There once was a small fågel, yes a fågel, he lived on the land; Råger was his name
He kindly wanted to play with his friends; With his friends: Yes he did

But this story ends tragically: For Roger got shot; Shot in the heart; By the old jägar Per: Per wanted to eat a fågel; Eat Råger. But Råger flew away.
RÃ¥ger falls from the heavens: He is shot; There are no friends who can come.

He awaits his fate; That Per dissipate: Then he no longer is

There once was a small fågel, yes a fågel, he lived on the land; Råger was his name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh7J3lcGWZ4 RIP.

I still don't have that worthless, virtual, Harmony-Award.

Why are you guys so mean

Also hi <3

Honestly though, I've been here for fucking over a deaced, hell soon over half my lifetime.

And I've filled the criteria

Could you fucks make a drunk sad old man happy for once or are you to busy patrolling this mausoleum of dreams, sealing its fate?

It's insane though, how fast time goes... I remember it like yeasterday, being flamed in my intro-post on cc.co.uk. KoalaClock being schizo, MagicClock, the permabanning of pintclock, koala, etc.

It's ironic that the "shittiest" and spammiest moments are the ones I remember the fondest, that and the art topic of Zombielincoln vs dwarfinator, being part of that is my proudest moment

Hah, I remember pirateclock, godclock acting like cunts being 3 month old members... And that was like what, 4 years ago or something

Still. Wherever we end up clocks, I'm proud and glad to have spent time with you all.

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?104481-In-one-of-my-alts-spam-mvoies-and-stuf-fthat-were-awesoem-beetclock-gave-me-a-5-and-a-10-10-review.

In stead of letting this hallmark of clock pride show, he's doomed it into the nether reagons of his crotch, that is the asschamber... Or as some call it the fuck you ironclock, or rather the gaschamber


Seriously tho how the ufck did you just gas a topic hailing the first?

*opens window and does a finger*

Someone xplain, if I get this right peopel are afraid of their past/history somehow shaming them iro?


Or is there some deeper shit I'm not getting

rekt

Also bluebeetclock makes some awesome music, I wish he wasn't schizo tho

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1974268Good job guys! We managed to rack in one new member this clock day!

Never was our purpose, but yay

I don't really know why I ever lied about headbutting that guy. I didn't, I've never instigated a fight in my life. I've been beaten up a lot tho.
So yeah sorry about that douchébag idiocy.

Second, yes, I did half-trace a bunch of things. I never claimed pure originality but truthfully I never did deny it either.

HOWEVER. A lot of them were a combination or a mosiac of stuff, in fact most were. As in they were not just traces, but actually 50%+ new stuff. Most times I just drew inspiration, especially in the later ones. I have no excuse for this, I won't deny it at all really. All I can say is all I ever learned in art was self-taught, and in my petty and sad ambition to be among the great ones of the CC etc. I let my ego get the best of me instead of being humble. I'm sorry for that. I still want it to be known that most were not just shams tho.

I still have a few secret alts that I don't want to ruin. I work in mysterious ways.

I doubt this works, and if it doesn't just tell me and I'll rehost it. But here's a painting thingy I've spent a hour or two on.
I thought at least that medium clearly speaks of impossibility to trace



So yeah all that said I'm drunk and I love the ClockCrew. A lot of people here are(/were) fucking awesome, the bad sadly influenced me a lot and I can't blame anyone but myself and I won't. that said the internet is such a serious business.

Instead of making one of those "Hi i've been gone did you miss me but we all know nobody cares" topic I thought I'd ask something more sober:

Does anyone know anything about StereoClocks whereabouts?

I'm not angry at him but he has lied about loaning very expensive hats in TF2 from me and another clock, I know it sounds silly and it truly is, but those hats he took from me are worth 40$+ and if it was worth stealing them for him I guess he needs it.

I just want to send him a letter or ask why. We used to be somewhat ok friends and I loaned him em in good faith.



If not I guess he's the first shitty Clock I didn't see coming.

Since this is the place to post these I just wanted to share some photos I found that I had forgot I ever took.
I'll add some more later

All of em were taking with a 2mp mobilephone camera

This first was actually the reason I wanted to make this topic since I think most people who know anything of me knows I miss my dog more than anything. I just found the picture to be kind of poetic since he's dead.


I never did know what this was, but like a 50x100 meter area was just fully dead in the middle of the forest outside our airbase, some of the trees had some slight burn marks but most didn't, but everything had just wittered and died. I remember going around saying "SCORTCHED. EARTH" alá de Red Alert Desolator.


Whole area was sand-grounds and in the middle a sandsink. Made a beautiful lake most of the year.


Don't remember, but in the middle of the night.


Kind of sums up the feeling of pine-tree forests...


One of the manmade landsinks.



Snowstorm? Yes please!






Very awesome pic next to the frozen ocean, stretched for as long as you could see with the sky breaking up above it.

Ok so there is this Swedish site which finally lets us import some nice sauces/salsas, I love hot food and we literally have nothing native stronger than blackpeppar in our cocking.

What should I order? Give me a product (they have shittons and else you can specially request). Doesn't matter how hot or expensive if you can just tell me why it's godamn tasty and why it would make me the sauce baus.

What would I do without you ClockCrew?
<3

I need to talk about my balls.

Seriously.

So I'm torn, I'll either make a custom version of GYE NYAME, a symbol from some tribal whatchamaycallit... point is the meaning of it is "Under God" or "Bar none under God, I fear" or just plain "I don't fear anything bellow God".

ORRRRRRRRRRRR

I just slab on some very sexy Clockface. Perhaps even the original OrangeClock one.

What do you guys think?


EDIT:
Or maybe an optical illusion?

http://www.drawastickman.com/index.htm

Doesn't have to be a Stickman by the way.

Am I the only one, who despite being a normal adult, can't stop giggling att drawing penises in that? Or perhaps I'm just very uncreative.

Got two from the christmas event so if yer planning on buying a valve game like portal or halflife you can take mine.

(So I just did a 5 hour long exam after the hardest exam period in my life, I'm spent and all I wan't to do now is get shitfaced.)

I need your help ClockCrew. I am at a limited supply of liquors and alcohol and I need tips on what to do with it, I'm aiming to play videogames and drink for atleast 12 hours so I need to make it work... but only the combined might, brains and overall gayness (in the happy meaning of the word) of the ClockCrew can aid me in accomplishing this task.

This is what I have to work with:

Yes that flasks name is "Mount Gay Rum". I've got enough beer to fill the boot 1.25 times. That wine is some cheap sparkling.

So how should I do this thing? Any dares or the likes are welcomed since that just makes it more fun.
And yes TriangleClock and GreyClock I am surely going to get drunk, get my ass beaten and then make plagiarized art from the photos I take of myself after, you bet your sweet touches I will.

Right so I've already tried to restore it from having been deleted in the bin with some programs but it does not seem to work.

It's a single frame picture I had been working on but it wasn't really finished in any way, especially not shading and colouring the wings properly.

I was wondering, is there any way to recover .fla's from .png's? I'm aware it's a long shot since there is alot of difference when restoring a .fla from a .swf but if possible that would be nice. Can't understand how I managed to delete it but as she goes I guess.

So what's been happening in the Crew? bb10 said something about something but he's as hard to understand as... well I don't know, something really hard to understand.

This account is unbanned though so that is nice.

Is ZombieLincoln still around?

<3

So lets get this shit on, Gametrailers are already having teasing and preshows

http://www.gametrailers.com/episode/gametrailers-tv/95?ch=1&sd=1_hd

I can't wait for Dead Space 2
Though I don't know about you guys... but the girls that are in the shows still feel out of place, I mean Melissa might really be a gamer but it just feels as if shes reciting lines.

You guys thoughts/ideas ?

As which games are you creaming for more info on ?

AWESOME UPPDATE ALÁ DE ASSHATCLOCK

Nintendo:
Announced Nintendo 3DS, there is a lame teaser featuring the american nintendo guy getting burned:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...ndo-3ds/101509

Zelda Skyward Sword, debut trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...skyward/101467

Kirby's epic yarn, debut trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...ys-epic/101479

Donkey Kong country returns: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...ey-kong/101483

Kid Icarus uprising: http://www.gametrailers.com/game/kid...uprising/13384

Golden Sun Dark Dawn: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...den-sun/101507

Epic Mickey debut gameplay: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...-mickey/700276

Some of the first nintendo 3DS titles were hinted but no info has been revealed so far: Zelda OOT 3D, Kingdom hearts 3D, Metal Gear solid 3D , Paper Mario , Resident Evil , Starfox 3D.

That's all I can think of for nintendo.


Microsoft
Their big gimmick was Kinect, here's something on the features and games: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2010-kinect/101453

Gears of war 3 debut gameplay: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...-of-war/101281

Fable 3 debut trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...ble-iii/101279

Halo Reach campaign trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...o-reach/101348

Metal Gear Rising: http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3...al-gear/101271

There were a shitload of awesome third party announcements like Marvel vs Capcom 3 with some kickass gameplay and Dead rising 2 but I can't be assed to find video material for everything, maybe later.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-trailer-dead-space-2/65055

"Isaac... we're all gonna burn for what we did to you..."

Oh boy!

At 37:03, just as Taube turns around and they both see "Thirteen", what is that Piano melody that playes?
Perhaps not even a real song since it only lasts about 50 seconds.

It's beautiful and I can't find a source for it...