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Topics - Maltese

#1
General Discussion / You fartbutts.
January 12, 2013, 06:51:51 PM
Stop being racist.
#3
Entertainment / Malignant Narcissism - Rush
February 27, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
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Listen to more rush.
#4
Necrapolis / Marlin: Biggest hypocrite in the galaxy!!!
February 22, 2009, 10:03:13 PM
GUYS, JUST PERMABAN MARLIN ALREADY
#5
Necrapolis / Kodomo no Jikan
February 21, 2009, 11:48:34 PM
MARLIN YOU FUCKING PEDO
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / Hey Bitches
February 17, 2009, 11:10:43 PM
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#7
General Discussion / Delicious Food Stories
February 17, 2009, 08:35:50 PM
I just had the most fucking delicious chili ever, my gut is busting from deliciousness.

I fucking love chili.

what's your delicious food story?
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / SERVANTS
February 16, 2009, 11:43:23 PM
I have taken conquest of your lands

and have dominated your peoples

now i shall demand taxes.

1 goat an hour, per person
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / I AM TAKING SEIGE OF YOUR LAND
February 16, 2009, 11:34:32 PM
WE EXPAND OR WE DIE

YOU HAVE NO FORMAL RULER, SO I, THE MARQUIS DE MALTESE, AM TAKING COMMAND

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#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / BOW DOWN TOWARDS ME
February 16, 2009, 11:30:17 PM
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#11
Necrapolis / Good day Corpsegrinder's Subjects
February 16, 2009, 11:21:43 PM
CorpsegrinderClock is the king of the portal
You cannot kill Corpsegrinderclock
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Good day Gentlemen;
February 16, 2009, 07:39:46 PM
I have gathered you all here to bring it to your attention that I venture to conquer this land and/or domicile.
#13
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here's him playing Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy - Tchaikovsky, and the james bond theme
#14
Entertainment / Guitar Upgrade
February 13, 2009, 10:09:01 PM
I am posting pics of the process of modifying my guitar.

Please ask questions if you're curious



Steps

Neck Pickup Cavity COMPLETE
Bridge Pickup Cavity COMPLETE
3 Way Switch Cavity COMPLETE
Jack Cavity COMPLETE
Control Cavity COMPLETE

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Series Parallel, Dirty Clean, tone qualities

1: Series Clean Neck: Jazzy
2: Parallel Clean Neck: Orgasmic Chords
3: Series Dirty Neck: Heavy
4: Parallel Dirty Neck: Hendrixy

5: Series Clean Bridge: Twangy
6: Parallel Clean Bridge: Twangier
7: Series Dirty Bridge: Sabbathy
8: Parallel Dirty Bridge: Paul Gilberty

1+5: Twangy Jazzy
1+6: Jazzier
2+5: Less Twangy
2+6: Like playing some sort of strange bassy short scale strat

3+7: Heavy Sabbathy
3+8: Woman Tone
4+7: Light Heavy
4+8: Like playing some sort of strange bassy short scale strat
#15
Necrapolis / Cloning and Cannibalism
February 13, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
Do you think humans should start a fast food restaurant that sells cloned human flesh

I think it should exist and would be called "Long Pig"
#17
Gaming & Technology / Age of Mythology
February 08, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
This game is bad ass, just started playing again, I suggest you play too
#18
Entertainment / Guitar Company Product Quality
January 29, 2009, 01:03:35 AM
what's your experience with the quality of guitars by company, in a Quality:Price ratio sort of idea, so higher price lower quality, very bad, higher quality lower price, very good.

in my experience, Epiphone is great; considering I have a 650 dollar Korean built version of a 2300 dollar American built guitar. Epiphones do have their fallbacks, the wiring is all messed up in some guitars, but that's no problem for me, I've switched out almost everything electronic at this point anyway, the frets are nice and smooth, grover tuners hold their tune quite strongly, neck stays straight and is nice and thick

one problem that I could see coming up for people is the quality of finish, Epis have some gorgeous finishes sometimes, but gibsons are consistently beautiful. Also, gibsons use nitrocellulose finishes, and I'm pretty sure epiphone uses polyurethane finishes, then again, between Polyurethane, Polyester, and Nitrocellulose finishes, it's all a matter of sacrifice.

anyway, epiphones, you get what you pay for, good price for a good guitar.
#19
Necrapolis / MalteseClock
January 27, 2009, 03:19:02 PM
just made a parody thread
#20
Reading and Writing / And I wait.
January 27, 2009, 03:06:30 PM
By Maltese

Cold brisk air fills my lungs; the walk down the road is five minutes going one way and seemingly longer coming back, uphill both ways. Where am I going? My watch has stopped ticking, my shoes are soggy, my coat is stained, and Hathor has been unkind. I sit on the bench, and I wait.

Clouds block the Sun; the road is crowded and extroverted. White noise fills my ears. Where am I waiting? My watch is broken, my socks are soggy, my coat is stained, and Apollo is ignoring me. I close my eyes, and I wait.

Commands forgotten, goals unseen, the third eye is closed, and my shoulders are sore. Why am I waiting? My watch is still broken, my feet are wet, my coat is stained, and Odin has failed me. I open my mind, and I wait.

Cruel Hathor, Neglectful Apollo, and Incompetent Odin, leave questions unanswered. Who am I? I remove my watch, I take off my footgear, I drop my coat, and I'm done looking for answers. I stand from the bench, and I leave.