Its clock day
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/545432

B- B- B- B- Buh- BITCHZ

sup boners

Just finished making this today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMfllRfJ8oI
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Leave comments <3~,'\

I'll post them tomorrow.

A strange series of entertaining nightmares, part 1.
The Steel Coffin

Blanket, check
Pillow, check
Tired, check

laying on my right side, my left hand overlaps my right forearm as I close my eyes.
it gets dark and at some point I
cross over.
v
v
v
>>>>>>>v*
v<<<<<<<*
v
v
v
patterns shapes and colors form in nothingness.
curious where they are?
my body doesn't exist in this space. This I know well by now.

I wake up in front of a big empty house and materialize inside where I find several well known strangers.
two of the people in the house are friends with me on facebook, but I will only mention their names if they specifically ask to be mentioned.

They all stare and laugh. While good times are being had. I understand this but know that I can't help what I'm about to do. I rest my head down on a pillow on the dusty hardwood floor of the house. Beyond the walls I can already feel an evil presence looking in.

Upon laying on the pillow my body is slowly dragged all around the room defying physics.
I pick up speed as everyone watches me in candid disbelief, tentatively losing their smiles they tell me to stop.
"Alright chris, knock it off."
But there was no way to stop it.

I become one with a victim.
A woman is trapped in a metal coffin buried underground, asleep she doesn't yet know. So I lay there motionless. The walls of the house disappear revealing fields. I lay motionless in hypnotized eye open sleep, laying on the hardwood floor with my strangers at my side trying to console me, only understanding that something isn't right.
"Chris, are you alright? Say something! Get him some water."

Somewhere, she wakes up. And so do I.
Anxiety quickly sets in. She stays remarkably controlled and instantly realizes her situation.
We look around our claustrophobic prison at pure, black, soul piercing darkness. We are stuck. We bang our hands against the walls of the metal trap, frantic and desperate. I can hear her screaming. She kicks and cries.

She hears church bells start to ring above the surface as she sobs.

She nervously strokes her fingers on her left hand and bites her nails. She knows she will be trapped here for the last few hours of her life. And she listens to the church bells as tears gently run down her face in the darkness of the steel coffin trap.
It will be the last sound she hears on this planet.
I get to wake up.

Red was walking down a path when he met purpl.

"Hi purpl" red said
"Hi red" said purpl

"you're red"
"you're purple"

"lets get married"
"k"

soon after red threw up.

.the end

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/520240
featuring leecklock

I lied, there's three things I made today.

did some cool stuff while I was gone,
also I made some lame artwork:










hey look -- pumpkin cake











.radda.




(good tutorial for this one here)


yes, it was great pot













praise jesus

...doctor's orders -_-
starting tomorrow, my birth day no less, wish me luck!

I think so anyway {{{ClockCrew}}}

http://www.google.co.uk/

you hear about this guys? bout time

1 plain bagel, cut in half
1 slice swiss
1 slice thick honey glazed ham
2-3 slices of smoked shaved turkey breast
some mayo
some honey mustard

I call it: "A bagel sammich"


S'good, try it!

all you need is basic computer skills and knowledge of the internet

Very fun
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^

I figured I'd give the lonely girls and ladies of Gaia Online a little something to smile about tonight.
You can find the whole thread here if you wanna see how a playa plays  (on Gaia) ;P
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/valentine-s-2009-event-forum/evenin-ladies/t.47334657_1/








It was fun.

branching into some graphic art practice.

http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/397/man-cooking-the-gigantor

you aren't manly enough for this video