Guess what fellas, I got accepted into Syracuse University! Aren't you all proud of me?

As some of you may know, the new SSX is coming out next tuesday for PS3 and xbox. The demo came out yesterday and it's fire. Me and Clam have been going back and forth trying to beat eachother's high scores. Anybody else on the demo? More importantly, anybody else planning on picking this up? I know I am. Looks like it's got a really cool competitive multiplayer system on it, you can see all your friends high scores on each drop, and when you go to beat them, you actually go against a replay of them. It's pretty cool.

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By the way, gamertag is sullja.

Plz. Name is swurlburry.

Hint: the yiunger ones not alive anymire

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and they have done nothing about it. my street cred is officially through the roof.

I had a ugyl sweatr and i left it at a house nd nowm itd gone so i gota gety i back

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you US clocks out there. But not you, you godless Europeans.

How are you guys spending this fine American holiday?

I was browsing through the goldmine, because I'm bored. And I stumbled upon this gem by corpsey back in 06. I forgot it even existed, but I'm glad I found it and I love it and I just wanted to repost it and I hope you guys like it and I didn't make it but I really like it and I saw it and it made me laugh so I thought I'd repost it lololol.

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A illustrated and animated the goings on of this thread:
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?99926-SCREWDRIVER-IS-A-GOD-AMONGST-MEN

Why? Because I'm bored at home with mono. Narrated by me. This is my first flash in years btw.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/583509
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VOTE 5 NOW

So there's a new humble bundle that only features one game: Voxatron. For those who don't know, humble bundle is a pay what you want for games type of charity event. So you can pay $0.01 or $1000 for indie games included in the bundle. This time its a game called Voxatron. It's really fun, I can;t exactly explain what it is. It's dope.

UPDATE: Binding of Isaac and Blocks that Matter added to the bundle!

Check out the deet's at http://humblebundle.com

So, in a few weeks I'm doing this joke pageant thing for my college called Mr. Caz. I did it last year and it was pretty fun, so I'm doing it again. Now, there is a talent portion to this, and last year I did a thing that was kinda like Evolution of Dance: here if you can see it, I dunno. So this year I have no idea what to do. I'm thinking about maybe doing a cowbell routine thing: start off with blue oyster cult and then go into other modern songs, rap included. I'm not entirely in love with this idea. I might also do a based song, you know like Lil B, if you don't know look it up. So clock crew, I'm here asking you for any ideas that one person by themselves can do for a talent.

Anybody else here recently purchase the new Red Orchestra? I was pretty interested in the somewhat under the radar game. I never played the first one, but I've heard a lot of good things about it. If you don't know, it's a pretty brutal (from what I've seen/heard) WWII first person shooter, centering around the Russians/Germans. So, does anybody else plan on picking this one up?

Link to the trailer, since I forgot how to embed: here

Whats been going on here? There are about 10 threads a day, and not too many people posting. I used to come here on the daily and the place was buzzing, now there's nothing! What's been going on around here? Is the clock crew dying?! I know what you're thinking "But swirlberry, you haven't been on here!" or "Uh, who is this guy?" well either way it doesn't matter. Is the CC starting to lose it?

Yeah, I'm back, or I say I am anyways. I realized that clock day was the other day, and I was sad because I missed it...again. Hopefully I'll stick around for a while, but with college coming up, who knows. I missed this place. Now that i'm going to college to work with flash, photoshop, and the like, I hope that I can get inspired to practice with some clock shit.

Anyways, anything important happen in the 8(?) months I've been gone for?

So, I work at the village skating rink were I live, and I'm a "co-director" there. So, i make the schedule and shit, and either me or the other director have to be their with one worker at all times. So, I bought tickets for a concert and scheduled the other director to work on that friday. Well, wouldn't you god damn know it, the little prick has a god damn hockey game that day.

Now do you guys think that a job comes before some meaningless club sport? It wouldn't be a problem had I not been working around this asshole's hockey schedule for a month. I have to work nights on Saturdays and sundays for his hockey. So now I can't go to a concert because of this kid. He doesn't even get to play ever! He told me so! Since I make the schedule, shouldn't I decide who works when, no matter what they are doing?

So, I'm taking the Math B Regents tomorrow (I live in New York) for the third time. You see, I need to pass this regents exam or else I can't get an advanced regents diploma. Now, I already got accepted into my number one choice college and I have a scholarship to pay 60% tuition. Do I honestly need this advanced regents diploma to move on in life? My mom's a dick and she said that all other diploma's were made for I'm a edgy teen kids to get into community college. So, will I forever be shunned by society for not passing my math B and not getting an advanced regents diploma? Or can I tell my mom to fuck off?

Yeah, so this game looks incredible. I loved the original and this one looks way better. IGN agrees too, they gave it a 9.6. Here's their review:

http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/106/1062898p1.html

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So is anybody else pretty pumped for this? I wasn't planning to buy it on Tuesday, but now I have to.

So, I'm a senior in High School, and I was called down to the office in school today. I wasn't too sure what for, but when I got there, I sat down with my friend, two girls, the principle, and some guy. Well, the principle introduced this man as the guy that deals with sexual harassment within the school district.

Now, I wasn't in there because I had sexually harassed these two girls, but I had apparently been harassing my art teacher, as had my friend and these 2 girls. Well, the sexual harassment guy informed us that my art teacher had come to him because there were conversations in her class about (and I quote) "Vagina's, balls, penises, and Jewish circumcision's." Yes, he flat out said said it too us, and we all started laughing, at which point we were again yelled at.

Now, in that class  the day before, we for some reason got talking about nude modeling for art or something. And my friend says "I wouldn't be able too be a nude model, because I have foreskin that stretches about 3 feet long." And a girl at my table wondered why he wasn't circumcised, and he said because he wasn't a jew. And then we went on about Jewish circumcisions, which none of us really knew what the fuck we were talking about anyways.

So about a minute into the conversation, the teacher yells at us. And at first it was about how it was inappropriate. And then all of a sudden she bursts out "Right now, I'm being subjected to sexual...Harassment!" After she yelled harassment, the whole class bursted out laughing. And when she tried to keep going, I was still laughing the loudest amongst the other people trying to hold back.

Yeah so, I now have a weeks worth of detention for "sexually harassing" a teacher. Thanks for you're time, I just felt like I needed to post something, because I haven't in a long time.

Be warned, These were taken on my webcam, therefor it's shit. Constructive C & C gladly welcomed.

Nixon, altered WWI war bond poster, canvas/acrylic




Puppet, Airbrush and foam. Put together with contact cement. Very fun to make.





Not very recent, but It's alright. Street-scape deal, watercolor and marker