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#1
Yo, so I was chatting with a bro and it turns out that there's a new guy stepping on my territory.
QuoteWeenie-Man (<): haha poptart thought I was changing my name and making an alt today
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: Haha, what
Weenie-Man (<): this morning aprently, a new guy signed up as Gearclock
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: Ha
Weenie-Man (<): I released a photo of my current flash project too earlier
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: Cool
Weenie-Man (<): in my symbols was one called GearsClock
Weenie-Man (<): it was a xrayed clockface with gears visible
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: It's a conspiracy!
Weenie-Man (<): he asked me if I was changing my name and if that new guy is me lol
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: Perpetuated by you!
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: Haha
GearBox(<) the 420 WEED KING 420: brb posting a callout thread

So I'm calling out GearClock.
There can only be one unfunny frequent lurker with the word Gear in his name.

And he's me.
#2
Man, you fucking love controversial topics.
The death penalty is wrong
#3
QuotePassage Matthew 1 :
Matthew 1

   1The assfucking book of the generation of Jesus "Dickwad" Christ, the motherfucking son of David, the son of Abraham.

   2Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

   3And "Assrush" Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

   4And "Omar Pussy" Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

   5And "Nobgoblin" Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

   6And "Cockboy" Jesse begat David the raiding king; and David the charvering king begat Solomon of her that had been the thrusting wife of Urias;

   7And "The-Champ" Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

   8And "Admiral Browning" Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

   9And "Suck my tits dry" Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

   10And "Anal" Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

   11And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

   12And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

   13And "Hard-on" Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

   14And "Ball Buster" Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

   15And "Afterburner" Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

   16And "Fuck me for a raiding Buck" Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

   17So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen barfs; and from David until the banging balling away into Babylon are fourteen deep throats; and from the fisting barfing away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen barfs.

   18Now the birth of Jesus "Asshole" Christ was on fucks wise: When as his mother Mary was asslicked to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the ballbusting Holy "Dickwad" Ghost.

   19Then "Bust-a-Cunt" Joseph her husband, being a shafting just man, and not willing to make her a browning public example, was fisted to put her away privily.

   20But while he thought on these titty fucks, behold, the angel of the squirting LORD wad pulled unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the aardvarking Holy "Muffmuncher" Ghost.

   21And she shall bring forth a wanking son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sex fights.

   22Now all fingerfucks was done, that it might be sex fighted which was spoken of the Lord by the banging prophet, cocksucking,

   23Behold, a aardvarking virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

   24Then Joseph being sex fighted from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:

   25And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

http://www.pornolize.com/
http://bibleresources.bible.com/bible_kjv.php
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Mrs. McGruder's House / Shut up, Charlie!
October 01, 2011, 07:25:22 PM










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Mrs. McGruder's House / The erection results are in!
September 16, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
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#6
Entertainment / Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon
December 13, 2010, 10:47:04 PM
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Hurm
Well, if the plot isn't as stupid as the other two movies and the characters are actually good, I would be happy.

Also, dark of the moon is an actually thing
http://www.answers.com/topic/dark-of-the-moon-astronomy
Quote(Ã,¦därk Éâ,,¢v thÉâ,,¢ ââ,¬Â²mün)
(astronomy) The time period of approximately a week at the time of a new moon, when the light of the moon is absent at night. Any period in which the light of the moon is obscured.
#7
Some of you guys might listen to podcasts.
Some of you guys might like Nintendo.
Some of you guys might like charity.
Have I got news for you.
You may have heard of a podcast called Radio Free Nintendo. I listen to it frequently. They and the site they are based form are doing a fundraiser for Child's Play, the Penny Arcade charity. Think Desert Bus for Hope except enjoyable. They plan on doing what they usually do on the podcast, with time extended based on donations. I decided to be a whore (for charity) and promote this. You don't hate children, do you?

http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=32786.msg644882;topicseen#msg644882

QuoteHere at Nintendo World Report, we've long been supporters of Child's Play, the fantastic charity that provides toys and games to hospitalized kids. If you're not familiar with Child's Play, check out the official website and listen to Jonny's RFN Special interview with Mike Krahulik, co-founder of the charity (and Penny Arcade), way back in 2007. So, when our old friend Karl Castaneda brought us an idea for doing a special, live-streaming version of RFN to support Child's Play, we got excited. Not only can we do things live that don't make sense in the recorded version, like real-time listener interaction, but the lack of editing means there are fewer constraints on how long the show can run. Then we thought... why not do it telethon-style, all day long? With a respectful nod to Desert Bus for Hope, we present RFN: Doin' It Live... for the Kids!

The idea is pretty simple: keep donating money for this great cause, and we'll keep podcasting. The first hour is free, and each additional hour will have an increasing donation goal to keep us going. It should be self-limiting, but since we aren't set up for Desert Bus-type endurance runs, we'll have a maximum of 12 hours. Can you imagine it, up to 12 hours of Radio Free Nintendo insanity? To make that happen, we'll need to raise a lot of money for sick kids. And to make you want to hear more and more of the show and keep donating, we need to offer exciting programming each hour. If you have any ideas or requests, please let us know in advance! You can also get updates on the event and help spread the word by connecting to RFN on Facebook.

***If you are new to RFN, please be advised that the show contains explicit language. We're doin' it for the kids, but the show itself is for grown-ups.***

You can also win some prizes or something I dunno
#8
Gaming & Technology / Sleep Is Death (Geisterfahrer)
April 17, 2010, 10:02:07 AM
http://www.sleepisdeath.net/
http://www.destructoid.com/preview-sleep-is-death-player-mode--169272.phtml
http://pc.ign.com/articles/107/1079328p1.html

This looks pretty interesting. It's basically an adventure game, created in real time. Each of the two players has thirty seconds to react to the others actions. One player is the creator and makes all the resources, music, situations, ect. The other player controls a character.
#9
Pokemon Stadium / Blackest Night is pretty swell
March 19, 2010, 10:30:01 PM
They turned this idiot


into this idiot



so something must be working.

I particularly like Mogo's "solution" to the Black Lanterns.
What do you guys think?
#10
Entertainment / Tron Legacy
February 27, 2010, 11:56:06 AM
There no topic for this so here.
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I know that everyone with a Tron avatar wants to see this, but anyone else?

Oh and also, I went to a special Imax event for this. Said event was a 3-minute commercial and a t-shirt. I thought it was a prescreening and so did most other people in the theater from what I could tell.
#11
General Discussion / Hey guys?
January 25, 2010, 02:37:21 PM
Does THIS have anything to do with us?
#12
Gaming & Technology / So I bought Cho Aniki on the VC
January 10, 2010, 07:50:18 PM
Jesus Fuck, what is this?
#13
Gaming & Technology / So L4D2 came out
November 17, 2009, 03:01:54 PM
So I've been playing the demo, and have gotten a little bit of time to play the actual game.
Its pretty neato.
The AI Director is greatly improved
The new campaigns are awesome
The new Infected are cool
The new characters are funny
The new weapons are cool
Overall, it's a pretty good sequel.
Anyone want to play?
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / My Name is Adrian Ulmeyda
August 19, 2009, 10:43:35 PM


We're talking about guys that BEAT OFF FOUR TIMES A DAY.
#15
General Discussion / Hey, Its my birthday
March 28, 2009, 09:50:42 AM
:dance: Yeah. :dance:
#17
Entertainment / I just saw Australian Pink Floyd
December 18, 2008, 12:10:36 AM
Literally just got back from the concert.
http://www.aussiefloyd.com/
Really, really good.

They played the entire "The Wall", with some theatrical elements, as well as some other encores.

Diccuss
#18
Necrapolis / Going Away for Weekend
December 05, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
K, Bye
#19
Gaming & Technology / Half-Life, Only $0.98!
November 20, 2008, 05:31:58 PM
Valve has a deal going until Friday. Half-life is only 98 cents! I just bought it.
#20
Gaming & Technology / if you have an ea account
October 18, 2008, 03:35:08 PM
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