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#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Purple Rain
September 14, 2021, 03:29:19 AM
We're getting to the point, where, older clocks of the original era have the possibility to die of natural causes.  Are you feeling old yet?
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / stop playing video games
August 27, 2020, 10:44:36 AM
ya fucking nerds
#3
Where the fuck are we?  Who the fuck are you?  What the fuck is happening with Tiem?
#4
maybe I got the cure: https://discord.gg/S3VstrC
#5
phpBB 3.3 looks dank.  It also innately supports mobile, so I don't have to resize the page with each new page load like a jackass.

Please, think of the Captcha 2.0, lit phpBB extensions and poor mobile users.
#6
General Discussion / I'm so proud of all you fucks!
February 16, 2020, 10:43:46 AM
I just wanted to apologize for the thread spam first of all, this is like my third thread in general isn't it?  What can I say?  I missed you guys.

Secondly, I just wanted to take the time to show my appreciation for all the wonderful flashes a lot of you have been creating.  It's hard work, and it takes a lot of perseverance to do the flash flood.  Being able to witness creations that demand a lot of quick, critical thinking that's even more taxing on your creativity is an absolute joy.

Thank you for upholding the Clock Crew legacy.  You should feel proud!
#7
I have ELEAGUE from TBS on in the background, and my only question is, why?!  Why are we watching people playing sports in a video game instead of watching the real thing?

As long as they don't fuck with golf, I'm fine.  However, I'm not very optimistic.
#8
Entertainment / The Strokes — At The Door
February 13, 2020, 10:47:13 AM
https://youtu.be/9CAz_vvsK9M

They're back, folks.  The music video is incredible.
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / Josh Bedn is gay.
February 12, 2020, 02:27:57 PM
 :catfight:
#10
I was thinking about making a flash, but I'm at a loss for how uploading/management works for .swf uploads on Newgrounds.  I ask, because all the new flash movies I've played no longer use loading screens or anything.  Do you even need a preloader these days?
#11
General Discussion / So, give me the lowdown on bb10.
February 06, 2020, 09:38:12 PM
Was he banned because he annoyed everyone, or was there a legit reason?  If the former, seems pretty shitty to me.
#12
Just wanted to say that I hope life is well for you guys, and I miss you.  Most of you must be in your late 20's or 30's, no?  Curious how everything has been for every one.
#13
The other day I found a bee I know it's strange for this part of the world because spring is barely reaching its peak but then I was like oh boy better not get stung because I'm like Nicolas Cage in that one movie the Wicker Man and after I had a PTSD flashback from the bee sting I realized Clock Crew could become the next big thing on the interwebs like YTMND and I hope you like incoherent ramble on sentences because this one keeps going and oh boy can we make this a possibility?
#15
I am sad about them all, even people that still frequent the site.  Thank to all of you wonderful bastards that made my depressing and apathetic teenage years magical.

{{{{{EVERYONE}}}}}
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / ITT: We post our PPD stats.
June 19, 2016, 10:58:56 AM
Posts: 764 (0.193 per day)
#17
General Discussion / those fucking assholes
March 20, 2015, 01:51:32 AM
http://starbounder.org/Great_Banana_Lock_Statue

i forgot about you guys, fuck.  while playing this game i found this and then guess what i said to myself i said are one of the developers somebody that is a lock, seriously fuck those guys.  maybe it is a coincidence, but, holy shit.  i just remembered you guys after i found this so help.
#18
Gaming & Technology / Anybody play Diablo 3?
May 11, 2014, 06:35:39 PM
Shit game still, no doubt.  Any of you guys play, though?  Currently running Torment 1 with a friend, but working on much better gear.
#19
http://www.imdb.com/user/ur2006892/

Assuming it is the same person (I'm guessing so, same avatar).  Somebody spam him/her to come back if you can message on there.
#20
Gaming & Technology / Beyond: Two Souls
April 12, 2013, 02:43:31 AM
Ok, I am probably guessing most of you hate David Cage and Quantic Dream.  However, I find 'Heavy Rain' to be very entertaining, and I am really looking forward to the next title: "Beyond: Two Souls".  If you know nothing of this game, I will provide some links, a video or two, and three words: "Willem FUCKING Dafoe".





http://beyond.wikia.com/wiki/Beyond:_Two_Souls_Wiki