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#1
but for those who somehow do, I'd just like to say that during the past two to three years since I was absent I have come to terms that I was really, really gay this whole time

also I'm here again 'cause nostalgia I guess
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / classy nudie party
March 19, 2011, 12:57:28 AM
because I ran out of boxers to wear

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#3
Drink to your heart's consent :v :bday:
#4
Entertainment / RIP Gary Moore
February 07, 2011, 01:02:03 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-12377862

One of the best 80s guitarists, may he rock on.
#5
Mrs. McGruder's House / nothin' to do
October 31, 2010, 08:39:08 PM
nothin' good to read, nothin' interestin' in the web, TV's broken

what a crappy birthday :(
#6
Entertainment / Comus
October 31, 2010, 07:19:35 PM
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Everybody should listen to "First Utterance". One of the best fucked-up sounds I've ever heard.
 
Also every song of theirs is about rape and/or murder
#7
Reception Desk / Well I was out for a few months
July 10, 2010, 11:44:16 AM
made a few quick glances, and concentrated on real life crap.

And everything is still as irrelevant as ever.

What happened in-between, guys?
#8
General Discussion / Iron Monkees
February 05, 2010, 06:17:11 PM
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#9
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#10
General Discussion / Disney to remake Yellow Submarine
September 13, 2009, 09:23:13 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8253104.stm

QuoteDisney Studios chairman Dick Cook said the new film will be directed by Robert Zemeckis using the same motion-capture effects employed in Polar Express.

hrrr, hmmm.
#11
Being good was such a bore, so she bought a gun
She killed John Lennon, shot him down cold
She tried to kill Reagan, everybody say gun control

Annie Christian, anti-christ
Until you're cruxified, I'll live my life in taxi cabs
#12
Entertainment / Nuggets!
August 08, 2009, 02:42:29 AM


Does anybody heard or got into these box sets? They're a real marvel if you're interested in the depths of 60s rock.
#13
General Discussion / all you need
July 25, 2009, 05:03:21 PM


There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
#14
General Discussion / Cheech 'n' Chong 'n' Tron
July 17, 2009, 11:15:12 PM
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#15
General Discussion / Riots in Xinjiang
July 07, 2009, 09:00:06 PM
#16
Necrapolis / RIP Sky Saxon
June 25, 2009, 07:02:21 PM
Singer-songwriter of one of the greatest rock anthems ever

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:(
#18
1) I always like to think of Roger as some sort of closet pedophile to the littluns. Makes the book much more interesting than it already is.

2) Wouldn't it be easier if they just killed Jack?
#19
Mrs. McGruder's House / "balls," the queen said
March 19, 2009, 11:43:51 PM
if i had two i'd be king
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / The Saga of Rodney Toady
February 23, 2009, 09:24:02 PM
Rodney was a sad young man because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. Children ran up to him in the street and pointed and shouted, "Rodney is a sad young man because he's fat and ugly!", and then they ran away laughing.

Rodney shouted at them, "I will chase you and hit you and make you cry!" But because Rodney was so fat he could not run fast enough and the frustration of complete impotence made him even sadder.

Older people pointed at him as he walked by and whispered to each other, "Rodney is a sad young man because he's fat and ugly," but they whispered loud enough so Rodney could hear, and this made him even sadder. Rodney said, "I can hear what you are whispering because I have extraordinary powers of hearing," and the older people would tell him that his hearing was as poor as his face was grotesque, and that they had whispered as loud as they had on purpose.

Beautiful girls used to come up to Rodney and ask him to dance with them, and when Rodney, happy and pleased, stepped onto the dance floor, the girls would run away and leave Rodney, dancing on his own to make him look even more foolish than nature intended. Rodney was a very sad young man.

Rodney's father was fat and ugly, and Rodney's mother was even... fat and  uglier, and his father used to tell him that one day Rodney would meet a fat and ugly girl, just like Rodney's mother, and they would get married. Rodney's mother told him that there were a lot of fat and ugly girls looking for fat and ugly men, just as she had done before she'd married Rodney's father, who was a road sweeper and cleaned lavatories to earn more money. But Rodney did not want to meet fat and ugly girls, and instead he bought rude books, with rude pictures in them...

"Rodney, your tea's ready!"