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#1
Comedy Goldmine / Real-Life Pube Muppet
August 11, 2006, 05:41:15 AM
If there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.
#2
Reading and Writing / A Challenge
August 11, 2006, 05:35:33 AM
Quote from: EvilBerryClockThere once was a boy  from nantucket,
you cannot kill strawberryclock.

Of course not! I would, ahem... never...  try something like that now would I?
#3
Reading and Writing / A Challenge
August 10, 2006, 12:10:05 AM
Quote from: ChanteursHaiku!

There once was a man
from Nantucket, he loved
His boat, the Dauntless.

brilliance... I am made happy by this. I crave more!
#4
Reading and Writing / A Challenge
August 07, 2006, 12:17:26 PM
Poetry is the only real limit, Limrik is the form that jumps to mind but feel free to run with it.
#5
Reading and Writing / A Challenge
August 07, 2006, 12:01:25 PM
The challenge is the following

Write a poem that doesn't suck that starts with "There once was a (man, boy, girl, chick, woman, etc) from nantucket" that doesn't suck. And more importantly does not include the words or phrases "fuck it"  "Bucket" "suck it (outside sexuality OK)" at all.

I can't wait to see what gets posted