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#1
https://youtu.be/IGbekAYBIYU

Listening to this song on loop as I slowly descend into comfortable madness. Warm, cozy, Swedish.
#2
Much cleaner and more environmentally friendly to run your combustion engine on the shattered dreams of those less fortunate than you. Plus it's infinitely sustainable as long as you continue to get those promotions and raises at work infinitely.
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Better Friend Applications
October 17, 2022, 08:07:37 PM
You know, I wonder... with inflation, your $15/mo joke, from the first time you said it to me would actually be $22.08/mo now, the fact you've been able to maintain this joke for over a decade with no increase in overhead costs is frankly quite impressive.
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Better Friend Applications
October 17, 2022, 07:48:00 PM
I could teach you, but my courses start at $15/mo and I don't know if you're ready for that sort of commitment.
#5
It is TIME, to make my once a year, super duper mega exclusive appearance on this website and grace you all with my magnificent presence.

🥕

You are welcome.
#6
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Chess By Shitpost
May 23, 2021, 08:55:42 PM
Mate
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Chess By Shitpost
May 23, 2021, 08:55:28 PM
Check
#9
Citation 7/D:z nuts

Also yes, but because of her personality.
#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: burlington scrote factory
November 06, 2020, 11:59:34 PM
What an actual nightmare. Did the orange and black keyboard arrive in time for Halloween?
#11
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: burlington scrote factory
October 17, 2020, 10:11:27 AM
Support for Flash Player is ending on Dec 31st, 2020, is -this- the true end of the Mayan calendar?
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: residential debate
October 08, 2020, 07:15:10 PM
The Decider was summoned. I have decided. My decision is thus. Ya'll are dinguses, or if you prefer dingii. That is all.
#13
General Discussion / Re: CLOCK DAY 2019 MEDALS
August 16, 2019, 02:45:31 PM
Will this be the only medal I earn? Mayhaps. :c:
#14
Is there anything I can say that won't result in another banishment?
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Pikmin Tell No Tales
April 06, 2019, 10:57:59 PM
I FEEL

LIKE

there is an EXTREME abuse of power going on here :<
#16
Necrapolis / #cussing
April 06, 2019, 10:39:07 PM
You fuckin' kiss your mother with that mouth you felonious phantasmal feline?
#17
General Discussion / Re: Garfield Birthday Strips
July 15, 2017, 07:22:08 AM
I think this is about as close to my join date as I could get, still kinda funny though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8
#19
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: feed me a stray cat
May 27, 2017, 09:15:39 PM
That was a legit explanation Slurpee. So legit i logged in to give you my once a year comment, you earned it.
#20
Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1980684I'd guess Insomniac for that, and I know no Asians regardless of size so I shant add a new clue


 
Whoops, there I go posting on my alt, again. Like I said, feel free to ban that account.

If you keep saying that, clocks are going to start believing that I'm a figment of your imagination.