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Messages - AbsintheClock

#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: I'm over it
July 26, 2021, 09:10:00 PM


Your sports team and car. Welcome to America.
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
September 12, 2020, 10:01:49 AM
Toots Hibbert of Toots and the Maytals.
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
August 09, 2020, 11:19:02 PM
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / A&W
July 19, 2020, 10:44:23 PM
I had a deep craving only A&W could satisfy. I got a mess of cheese curds, a chili cheese dogs, onion rings and the biggest cup I could get for that smooth cool refreshing vanilla taste on my balls. There are certain foods that a man can taste with his balls, and A&W rootbeer is one of them. The only other one I know that works well is soy sauce. Go ahead and cover your balls in kikomon to find out for yourself. I huffed down the dog, popped every last curd, wrapped the hot onion rings around my dick, and put the ice cold A&W rootbeer on my balls. When I was asked to leave by management, I figured I may never get the chance again so I did what any sensible man would do. I put my balls on the A&W rootbeer tap full blast and never came so hard in my life. God bless A&W.
#5
General Discussion / Re: I like Nuka
July 01, 2020, 09:33:18 PM
Fived the shit out of that. Fuck people who hate chicken wings on the bone but eat dinosaur shaped chicken.
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / Bacon fat
June 24, 2020, 10:42:19 PM
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#7
General Discussion / Re: Ok hear me out
June 23, 2020, 12:31:12 PM
You should try RC Cola and porn.
#8
A butt
#9
I want for you to make the love and the sex and the pussy does the thing all night suck my dick fuck yes oh baby oh fuck make love make the fuck wet fart bubble butt juicy all night i dont care if you shit as long as you wash my balls when you are done oh fuck fuck shit fuck sufkdfasdfdasfuckshitgaaaaaaahhhhhmalarkey
#10
How many jack in the box tacos can you eat before you have to take a shit? Does the 2 for $1 really count as two tacos because they're kinda weak as fuck. Share your thoughts.
#11
You ever drink so much coffee that your jissum smells like coffee? You can do that with a cigarette, next thing you know you are the breakfast of champions at hot topic.
#12
Your grandmother did not get raped by my dog, she egged him on. The fact she got it stuck in her ass was her own goddamned fault, and I will put that bitch down before you think about having my prized chinese crested put down. You're all a bunch of fucking deviants, and it's going to take years to get the shit smell out of his skin. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I hate all of you, and I hate that it has come to this. I saw you people drinking gasoline from my shed, and cooking bag meth. You're all going to jail you sick dog fucking toothless inbred cunts.
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Tell Me How Pretty I Am
May 24, 2020, 10:14:36 PM
#14
Modified the post. Just posted Rich Life.
#15
General Discussion / Re: The New Normal
May 09, 2020, 07:35:34 PM
New normal for me seems to be working two weeks straight, going home for two weeks, and then working for two weeks straight. And the two weeks on after about 12 days gets really sloppy.
#16
WOOO FUCKING BIRTHDAY FIVES.
#17
Back from two weeks of working straight. Gonna five em all.
#18
Necrapolis / Re: GUYS, THE LOCKS ARE BACK!!!!!1!
April 19, 2020, 07:59:23 PM
This but like 15 years ago.
#19
I hope I'm wrong, but I got bets on Marlin. Nothing personal, just the location he's in.
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Who was in the wrong?
February 21, 2020, 10:02:19 PM
You're an asshole for not leaving a butt option.