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#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Y'know what time it is?
July 05, 2020, 08:23:46 PM
When did this go from a meme to... this.
#2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Y'know what time it is?
July 05, 2020, 09:03:47 AM
Quote from: miracle fruit on July 05, 2020, 01:27:25 AM
Quote from: Slurpee on July 04, 2020, 11:12:44 PM
ok cool I won't be polite

the entire phenomenon of the aesthetics of old video games degenerating into this mutant that bears no resemblance to them except on the completely superficial level of "has a lot of squares", is stupid

the people who made graphics for the 2600 or the commodore 64 or what have you were making the best graphics that they could given the technical limitations of the medium

the reason for the blocky square look of, for example, pitfall harry

is that higher fidelity graphics were literally impossible
these aren't just random squares used to half-assedly approximate what they're supposed to depict, it is the closest the creators could come to depicting a running, jumping human form while restricted to an 8 by 16 grid of pixels containing 4 colors
pixels can't be moved half a pixel, or a quarter of a pixel, they can't rotate, they can't even really be moved at all, pixels are a grid of squares changing colors to simulate movement. the squares stay right where they are, everything that exists within pixel art are simulations created by and existing within grids of colored squares

how big does the person who drew purple guy up there think a pixel is?
look at the space between his arm and his body. that's a visual indication, the implied smallest possible unit of display
and yet, his head, his feet, his mouth, his shoulders, the knife- every other part of the character pretends to be confined to an arbitrarily larger pixel size for no reason except that the artist didn't understand or care to understand what they were aping. it's just a caveman visual connection, "brightly colored squares = old"

retro graphics are fine, pixel art is fine. it's a popular, evocative way to keep graphic costs down (both in production and runtime), but you're still supposed to do the best you can; the change made isn't that you're putting in less effort, it's that you're working within limitations

do you know why mario has a mustache?
it was the only way to show that he had a face

same with the hat
the overalls were the only way to show he was jumping
he wears red and blue because those colors were already being used on the girders and barrels
he's one of the most iconic fictional characters of all time, and everything about his design was pragmatic

now, look at the gap between the mouth and eye on purple guy

that little bit of purple
it's there because if the eye was touching the mouth, it might look like part of the mouth, but if it was too far away, it wouldn't look like an eye
the designers back in the day, and people who actually work with retro graphics now, would have agonized over that, over every single pixel, the colors you limit your palette to, the gradation, the way their placement delineates shapes





every. single. pixel.

edgy knife boy has that little gap there because the artist couldn't be bothered to put thought into it. that little gap becomes pregnant with meaning, it's the cheat, it betrays the ability the artist had and neglected in every other aspect of the drawing, to add fidelity, to give detail and shape and style and meaning, its presence screams "this is not pixel art, this is not retro, this is merely a very, very bad higher-fidelity image"

imho

why are u like this
He was just informing me. I appreciate it.
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: Y'know what time it is?
July 04, 2020, 09:24:50 PM
Nah found it on yt
#4
Quote from: NintendrCkolc on June 27, 2020, 06:24:17 PM
The good one doesn't have BB10/Nuka/Virus in it. They are attempting to revive the Lock Legion. You have been warned.
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: porky's
July 04, 2020, 05:24:40 PM
Quote from: RobClock on July 04, 2020, 04:20:13 PM
Quote from: NukaClock on July 04, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: RobClock on July 04, 2020, 02:15:40 PM
You don't have to self censor the word fuck your mother isn't going to read the post
ok then, fuck you

Rude
I'm sorry
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: porky's
July 04, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: RobClock on July 04, 2020, 02:15:40 PM
You don't have to self censor the word fuck your mother isn't going to read the post
ok then, fuck you
#8
Quote from: RobClock on July 04, 2020, 02:14:27 PM
Quote from: K-9_CLOCK on July 04, 2020, 10:30:54 AM
this has strayed so far from "the purpose of multiple cc servers" lol

The truth is the discord is irrelevant in the face of the eternal BBS long may it reign
we should all know that as the truth.
#9
ok but he hasn't done anything CC related for YEARS.
#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / Y'know what time it is?
July 03, 2020, 09:46:02 PM
#11
Quote from: NintendrCkolc on July 03, 2020, 09:24:24 PM
Quote from: K-9_CLOCK on July 03, 2020, 04:45:02 PM
I need to change Absinthe Vs Nintendo to MFC vs Nintendo lmfao

ALWAYS RDY 4 A FIGHT BABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


You've been inactive on NG for years.
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: porky's
July 03, 2020, 09:23:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: You dumb f*cking cretin, You  f*cking fool. Absolute f*cking baffon, You bumbling idiot. f*ck you.Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC96IugS5uY
#13
General Discussion / Re: a powerful rat...
July 03, 2020, 08:53:43 PM
KILL THEM ALL!!!
#14
Quote from: miracle fruit on July 03, 2020, 03:55:58 PM
im keeping the flag cause it makes gay pussies like u mad
ok I shall keep my new tagline. It's MFC is a jerk
#15
General Discussion / Re: Where are they now?
July 03, 2020, 02:45:05 PM
It was my idea.
#19
General Discussion / Re: Where are they now?
July 03, 2020, 08:47:16 AM
in like 2 months i'll be a former member.
#20
Thank you human. I have become a better man indeed. I shall now ascend.