friendly reminder that the nintendo 3ds and wii u shops are shutting down on the 27th

if you want something better get it

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 20, 2023, 08:48:16 PMTF2's been free for twelve years

*crumbles into dust and blows away*

happy vernal equinox

is there a word for when you find something scary as fuck but also cool so instead of repulsion and aversion your response is curiosity and you just keep hitting that button over and over again while continuing to fear it like a dumb idiot?
like... "phobiaphilia"?

on a related note, today I stumbled upon the deeply upsetting world of "submechanophobia", an extremely made-up-sounding word that allegedly means the fear of submerged man-made objects

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e0vLl8soqkg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QRtXSlU0Sks

I don't think this is something that needs a word, honestly. I'm trying to imagine a human being who doesn't instinctively reject images of underwater robots with rotting faces that may or may not move of their own accord and all I can think of is maybe the undertaker or kane

I feel nothing

they're making good burger 2

part of apple's strict "no poors allowed" policy

<- impressed

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 11, 2023, 10:10:27 AMwould you rather fight one hippopotamus-sized rhinoceros, or one hundred rhinoceros-sized hippopotamuses?

I wouldn't, thank you

they should call blood cancer "blood cancer" and not "leukemia"

calling it "leukemia" kind of belies how fucked up it is that your blood has cancer

you're welcome

be on the lookout for this man. he secretly prowls the clock crew forums and is identifiable by having this picture of him next to every single one of his posts

I just remembered a story about golden

some random child contacted golden out of the blue, extremely upset that he was an old man, because they heard that old men go on the internet, and the child did not seem to be entirely clear about why this was a bad thing but was on the lookout for it regardless
golden, who I think was like 16 at the time, said he wasn't, and the random child insisted that he was, he could tell because of that photo of him
and golden was like "if you've seen a photo of me, you know I'm not an old man"
and the kid replied that yes, he was, and indicated his profile picture
golden's profile picture was a photograph of richard chamberlain from the count of monte cristo
and golden just replied "that's richard chamberlain"

and for some reason that was like the funniest fucking thing to me
it still makes me laugh

doctror of medicine xylophone

I always thought the lines "I don't fuck with chumps / for those that been jail that's the cat with kool-aid on his lips and pumps / I don't fuck with [n word]s that they they broads / only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog" were a miscalculation. I think he accidentally crossed the line into suspiciously specific denial

like, dude, you just sang half a verse about killing gay people, we probably could have intuited that you don't hang out with them, without you also revealing specific knowledge of a particular kind of gay dude you that were locked in a building with and then reassuring us twice that you also don't hang out with them
because now, as a listener, I'm just wondering why you would think that we thought you fuck with chumps. nobody said you did, you just brought it up. so now it just sounds like you probably did or thought about it and you feel like we can tell somehow so you're feeling really defensive

anyway it was really funny when X got out of jail and there was video of the dude telling him about Lil B, and DMX's expression was literally O_O ... o_O
he looked horrified beyond comprehension
but then at the end of it he was like "you know what... I'm at the point where, I don't give a fuck what anyone else is doing. I know what I'm doing -_-'"
and I think that's a man who was searching for peace in his own way.
I hope he found it, before he died,
from doing all that cocaine.
cocaine's a peaceful drug right

psh. like I don't fuck with Where Da Hood At