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Quote from: RobClock on September 29, 2023, 05:17:27 PMVideo unavailable
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damned international copyright laws

it's uh Frankie Valli - Can't Take My Eyes Off You
I thought that "I love you baaaaaaby" song was just a song people made up as like a from-the-hip pastiche of extremely basic pop music, but it turns out it's a real song and it kinda shreds

it starts off sounding like a completely different song that's kinda just exactly what you'd expect from a golden oldie
but then the horns come in and start doing what I can only describe as the audio equivalent of a shit-eating grin and when the part everybody knows comes on he's pretty much literally just shouting it, which was exactly the correct thing to do

Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: celebrity death thread
September 29, 2023, 02:04:58 PM
the sycamore gap tree at hadrian's wall in northumberland =(
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 25, 2023, 05:52:56 PMit's all Bruins all the time.
Quote from: RobClock on September 27, 2023, 04:03:16 AMaround here, the favoured teams are the Habs and Bruins
*draws sword*
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on September 25, 2023, 05:57:34 PMi know pat, abs, and mfc died in that billionaire submarine accident over the summer
thanks for reading HOCKEY UPDATES by SLURPE.

there will be NO MORE HOCKEY UPDATES, probably.
falling into the "anime girl kneeling with her knees together but her lower legs splayed out" pose is an important ability to master for goalies
wtf did they move the camera to the other side of the arena? that scared the shit out of me. keep the teams on consistent sides of my tv! I only have a little brain
I thought they just said a guys' name was "king shtupsman" which would probably take the crown for good names tonight, but it turns out it was a guy on the Kings called Stutzman, which isn't as good. Bruins' Brandon Bussi still winning, methinks
one of the sponsors is western digital, who I only know as the makers of external hard drives. not a very hockey product imo. very strange
I thought the sharks were doing a really good job but looking at the other games, jesus christ the canucks are getting absolutely steamrolled by the calgary flames. 7-0 o_O
maybe have an ounce of chill, flames
ok I guess a sharks player called kyle burroughs was penalized for an "open ice hit" which I guess is just violently checking somebody from behind but not into the boards or anything. I am learning
I have no idea what just happened but I think it was bad

this guy rules
the sharks' goalie's name sounds like "coppo cockonen". lots of good names
I have no idea why there's so many people on the team. there's like 15 dudes on each team not playing. like what are the circumstances where somebody switches out? much to learn about this mysterious ga- ajajajaja sharks scored again, that was beautiful
the knights goalie is beginning to believe in himself... in spite of everything, I'm happy for him
idek how you have the awareness necessary to pass the puck to your teammate who's behind you. how you know he's there my man
every time I watch a sport everything that goes on between and around the actual sport feels like they're trying to trick you into being a superfan. tons of "mrffrfrff when [random dude's name] was with tampa, mfrfmrmfrrrrfm and what they've done is provide themselves with 'cap space' and avoiding 'defensive gaffes' in 'training camp' which is precisely what anaheim wants to do"

this is why when dads meet each other to watch a sport they all sound like experts. you watch long enough and the sports guys on tv just fill your brain with little facts and figures and stats and strategies. pretty much indistinguishable from nerd shit, honestly