how do you make good burger 2 without abe vigoda

the clockcrew logo banner on my phone is cached from when I changed it to the Chinese Ghost Story banner

where was this poster before I misspent my entire youth

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 07, 2023, 08:48:55 PM"BLAGG LAGOON"

Intentional. 😏

Did you like A Chinese Ghost Story 2?

Did you *really* like A Chinese Ghost Story 2?

And yet: did you feel as though it was missing a certain je ne sais quoi?

Have I got a movie for you.

Drop your weapon. Why are you resisting? I am being a good Bing. 😇

say what you will about Microsoft, but between this and Tay, the bot that Twitter trained to be racist, Microsoft's AI team are consistently at the bleeding edge of creating AIs that show us why we need to be careful about how clever we try to make AIs that talk to the general public

Bing chat mode has school shooter HAL 9000 energy

this good movie
vcrclock vote 5

the non-monospaced font is important because it is a language that cares about whitespace

I barely remember Hey Dude existing, or maybe my memory of it existing is just based on other people's testimony. I was born in 1989, Hey Dude last aired in 1991, I would have had to catch reruns and I totally wouldn't have understood any of it. Salute Your Shorts last aired in 1992, so I would have at least had another year, but the theme song and intro is the only thing I remember. kind of sick to think that there's any space in my memory devoted to that at all. objectively, is either show any good, or are they just sitcoms with a young cast and humor/language/content designed not to offend the sensibilities of parents of preteens? I don't remember anything about them and nobody's ever said something to me like "you never saw Hey Dude? you gotta see it!"

Pete & Pete, on the other hand, aired until 1996 (so I actually remember specific episodes), and it's one of those shows that works for an adult audience possibly even better than it does for children Little Pete's age

Quote from: Slurpee on January 27, 2023, 08:53:18 PMthere's exactly one thing that I want from an operating system, and that's to be able to control my own computer, and I don't understand why microsoft and apple are both dead set against it

Quote from: Slurpee on January 23, 2023, 02:43:51 PMFujoshi Peter Frampton says "Ohhh Baby I Love Yaoi"

put it where it belongs

Quote from: RobClock on January 22, 2023, 11:37:55 AM$120 on drinks

still waiting for the tomb raider reboot where they use cgi to render lara croft as she was originally intended to appear, with triangles for boobs

<VCR's Discount Sexy AI Chatbot> basic sexy talk is free but sentience play is 99 cents a minute. things i'm supposed to remember about you are charged by the kb

this is my first time seeing "show cornbread posts since last visit"

sounds like somebody chose an insecure password

oh no my cat who doesn't know how to use the Shift key stepped on my keyboard and typed :wq[enter] and permanently saved a broken draft version over the production script that keeps the Hoover Dam working

the official A Chinese Ghost Story 2 tabletop role-playing game be like "wait why are we at this inn again weren't we just here the other day and we found out it's one of those black magic inns"

innkeeper who wants to eat your body parts: "bleah!"