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Messages - THE HELVETICA SCENARIO

#1
Let´s hope that fucking loony gets all that is coming to him.
After the amount of people he´s fucking tried to sue and make bullshit up of.

Didn´t he want people to make a game where you "urinate on the brain stems" of the children of the head of Take 2 entertainment?
#2
General Discussion / So... what the hell is this?
July 09, 2008, 08:28:40 AM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1358373Basically the CC is now divided into three groups, the angry, the unfunny and the apathetic.

Its 2004 again but without the fat chick.
Could not have put it better myself.
#3
General Discussion / So... what the hell is this?
July 09, 2008, 08:07:51 AM
Quote from: Insomnia;1358347I just got some giant e-mail from this board that spoke from the first and singular person, signed by 'The Clock Crew Team'. Who is this team? What did you all do!?

If you´ve been in the CC long enough Somni, you can guess.
iPod hit it on the head.  Unfunny and shit members that move yet further away from the original Clock spirit just accelerated the process.
#4
General Discussion / Where did IIDX go?
July 07, 2008, 05:10:47 AM
Quote from: CorpseGrinderClock;1356678Movie not loaded


Gah

HE FIXED IT!
#5
Quote from: oɦʇɐʞdoʇ;1355221That sounds like a hella fun map.
Also I'm confused by what a Helvetica Scenario is.  Is it where some Windows font comes and kills everybody or something?

View the youtube video in my signature for an explanation.
#6
I´m currently pushing iPod to include a HELVETICA SCENARIO bunker.
Basically it would be like that cool deathmatch map from HL1 where there would be a button in a bunker which would start an alarm.  Everyone on the map would then rush to the bunker and would have about a minute to get in before the doors finally shut.  Then an atom bomb would drop and kill any player not inside the bunker.

Think that, but with the HELVETICA SCENARIO
#7
Quote from: Charlie.;1355164

CP_BlackmagicDay
The infamous BitClock is planning to launch missiles at all Clockcrew members under 13.
The RED Team must stop him, whilst the BLU team must stop the RED's from ruining this glorious day.


I can´t begin to tell you how honoured and hard I am right now.

Quote from: fuck me? fuck you.;1355178this will never be done!

Silence you, I ain´t seen this man so pumped.  We are gonna do it, I was just out getting from fresh audio for it.
#8
Quote from: rockstar;1355097Why the hell are you calling me dumb

Because you are dumb, twatfeatures.
#9
I am Blackmagic and I support iPod´s project.
I once dabbled in map making for HL1 so i´ll assist if I can.

Quote from: rockstar;1355097Why the hell are you calling me dumb

Because you are dumb, twatfeatures.

Quote from: SCSP;1355037is a map that 2000 floors high even remotely fun to play????

It will be once the Charlie-Charlie combo gets involved.
#10
Quote from: LeekClock;1316550

Oh fucking hell.
#11
Quote from: SirClock;1352759Yours truly. At it again.

That´s one of the few photos so far that is genuinely funny and awesome.
#12
General Discussion / TO THE MOON
July 04, 2008, 07:23:24 AM
Quote from: BootClock;1354096Wanna make out?

Sure.
#13
General Discussion / TO THE MOON
July 04, 2008, 07:22:09 AM
Man didn´t go to the moon!
It was all a lie so that freemason scientists could make the Large Hadron Collider in order to destroy the van allen belt around earth, thus allowing Satan to return to earth and destroy god at armageddon.
#14
General Discussion / ATTN All you fucks
July 04, 2008, 07:18:53 AM
Quote from: Uncle Fester;1354000I

AM NOT

A FUCK

Shut up and sit down you big bald FUCK.
#15
General Discussion / ATTN All you fucks
July 04, 2008, 07:18:12 AM
Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalut;1353904Stop fucking shitposting, jesus christ.

In order to do that you´d have to get rid of all the shit posters through permanent banning.  You know, the serious ones, the arrogant pricks and the unfriendly and the unfunny.  The ones that make the best of us leave.

Won´t happen.
#16
Let´s blow some shit up to celebrate.
#17
General Discussion / hey im new here
July 04, 2008, 07:13:28 AM
Quote from: CeleriacClock;1354062Welcome back magic, i like it when old members return as well

Different magic there son.
#18
General Discussion / OK. FUCK YOU!
July 04, 2008, 07:12:12 AM
Yeah, totally.
#19
Quote from: PropagandaClock;1353347Even if RomanClocks thoughts and opinions differ from mine, that does not necessary mean he is less intelligent than me. Insults are never counted as arguments and facts should never be interpretated as insults. I would suggest restraint from oneself on the usage of insults because these hardly credit oneself.

You doo doo head!
#20
Quote from: YoteYote;1353334you know it! after roman told me i was gonna flip burgers for the rest of my life i went out and applied at wendy's, mcdonalds and burger king, i'm going for my interview with wendy herself tommorow!

Ah! Ah!
You see!  You see guys!!  huh!!